🔥emergency services Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, basement flooding, BASEMENTS, Bitcoin, blockchain technology, companies, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency payments, Digital Currency, disaster relief, dumping, emergency services, financial transactions, Flooding, home repairs, Minecraft, Pay, pumping, PUMPING COMPANIES, smp, Unflood, virtual currency, water damage

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

aita, Argument, aunt, Contractor, Contractors, defcon 4, discomfort, Drama, embarrassed, emergency services, Fire department, gas company, lackadaisical, nail polish, neighbors, non emergency, odor, old food, Protective, reaction, ruined weekend, Smell911, Upset, Vinegar, waste of resources, Wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as calling the fire department for a vinegar smell? Look no further! Join our server where every little mishap turns into a full-blown emergency response.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend accidentally spills their virtual coffee on the keyboard. Next thing you know, the in-game fire department is knocking down your virtual door to put out the non-existent flames. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of calling in a gas truck, ambulance, and firetruck for the most mundane incidents. Who needs a calm and collected gaming experience when you can have pure chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember to call a contractor first before you dial 911 for that mysterious smell of vinegar and nail polish. See you in the game, where every day is a virtual emergency!

PortuGrief: Wildfire Edition

climate change, disaster management, disaster relief, Edition, emergency declaration, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency response, emergency services, environmental crisis, evacuation, extreme weather, Forest fires, government response, natural disasters, out of control, portugal, PortuGrief, state of calamity, Wildfire, wildfire prevention, wildfire season, Wildfires

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2195	Alien Abductions:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our minecraft server where the only thing raging out of control are the epic builds and crazy adventures! forget about wildfires, we’ve got fire-breathing dragons roaming the land ready to challenge you to a build-off!

portugal may be in a state of calamity, but on our server, the only calamity you’ll face is trying to decide which epic minigame to play first! from spleef to parkour to pvp battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of fun and excitement! who needs real life drama when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

Blazin’ Portugal Minecraft Server

Blaze, Blazin, deaths, Devastating, emergency response, emergency services, Fatalities, Firefighters, firefighting efforts, Forest Fire, forest management, loss of life, Minecraft, national mourning, natural disaster, portugal, rescue operation, Server, Tragedy, tragic event, tragic incident, Trapped, Wildfire

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	New Chunks Explored:	162583
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	57
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

come join our minecraft server where the only thing on fire is the passion for building epic structures! we promise no wildfires here, just epic battles with creepers and zombies! our firefighters are too busy putting out virtual flames to get trapped in any real ones. plus, with seven deaths already in portugal, you’ll want to escape to our server for some much-needed fun and relaxation. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your new minecraft buddies? join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

BlockyBrit, Brit, British, british culture, British History, British lifestyle, British traditions, Edition, emergency services, Fire, fire alarm, fire brigade, Fire department, fire drill, fire emergency, fire extinguisher, fire prevention, fire risk assessment, fire safety, fire safety regulations, fire station, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Fire Edition server is lit…literally! Join us for a blazing good time as you navigate through a world filled with fiery challenges and scorching hot adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a fire-breathing dragon? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Fly through the skies and rain down fire on your enemies while cackling maniacally. And if dragons aren’t your thing, how about taming a flaming horse that leaves a trail of fire wherever it goes? It’s like riding a majestic fireball!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fire Temple, where only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the fiery trials within. Rumor has it that those who emerge victorious are granted the power to summon a firestorm at will. Just imagine the chaos you could cause!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Fire Edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring some marshmallows…you never know when you might need to roast a few over the flames!

OmskBoom Minecraft Server

emergency response, emergency services, environmental impact, explosion, Fire, Incident, industrial accident, industrial disaster, Minecraft, News, OIL INDUSTRY, Oil Refinery, Omsk, Omsk refinery, OmskBoom, refinery explosion, refinery fire, refinery safety, russia, russia news, safety protocols, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	816684	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we blow stuff up like russia’s oil refinery in omsk! we’ve got more explosions than a michael bay movie and more fire than a dragon’s burp. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs safety regulations when you can have this much fun? join now and let the mayhem begin!

BelgorodCraft: Putin’s Panic Land

Belgorod Oblast, BelgorodCraft, crisis management., emergency assistance, emergency declaration, emergency management, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency relief efforts, emergency resources, emergency response, emergency response team, emergency services, emergency situation, emergency support, federal emergency, government intervention., Land, natural disaster, Panic, Putins, russia, russian news, state of emergency

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

OMG GUYS, HAVE U HEARD? Russia just declared a federal emergency in Belgorod Oblast, but who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! 😂🎮

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! 💥🐷🕺

Forget about real life drama, come build your dream castle with diamond walls and obsidian floors! And if u get bored, just hop on a llama and ride off into the sunset while shooting fireballs from your hands! 🔥🦙🌅

So what are u waiting for? Join our server now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together! Who needs a federal emergency when u have THIS much fun in Minecraft?! 😜🎉🔥

CraftyMedics

CraftyMedics, crisis response, disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency management, emergency medicine, emergency planning, emergency preparedness, emergency response, emergency services, Healthcare, healthcare infrastructure, hospital readiness, Israel, Israeli healthcare, Israeli hospitals, mass casualty events, mass casualty incidents, medical facilities, preparedness, trauma centers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we are like israeli hospitals ready for any crazy event that comes our way!! we got potions and enchanted armor for days, ready to heal and protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. our staff is like top-notch surgeons ready to save the day and make sure you have the best time ever in our world. so come on and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop fun, you won’t regret it!!

JasperFireRescueCraft

15 metres per minute, 400ft flames, Alberta, brave firefighters, Canada, Canadian resort town, disaster relief, emergency response, emergency services, evacuation efforts., fast-moving wildfire, fire spread rate, Firefighters, first responders, Forest Fire, Jasper National Park, JasperFireRescueCraft, natural disaster, save Jasper, wildfire containment, wildfire prevention

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Runes Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where the flames are as high as 400ft and spread faster than you can say “creeper!” we’ve got a fire spread rate of approximately 15 metres per minute, so you better be quick on your feet or you’ll be toast! join now and see if you can survive the heat, just like poor jasper in the canadian resort town. who needs firefighters when you’ve got mad minecraft skills? let’s burn it up, baby!

VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!

coronavirus, Covid-19, Development, Difficulties, health, Illness, incidence, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, mental illness, mitigation, pandemic, Prevention, research, Risk, sanity, statistics, study, unvaccinated, vaccination, vaccine, VaxCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	268
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!

unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.

so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!

Abby’s Golden Shower Minecraft Server

ABBY, Abbys, accident, bathroom accident, bathroom emergency, bladder control, bladder issues, bladder problems, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, EMBARRASSMENT, Golden, Humiliation, LEAK.., Minecraft, Pee, Peeing, public urination, Server, shame, shower, urinary incontinence, wet pants, wetting herself

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Villages Defended:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	595214
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Farms Harvested:	433	Void Armor Forged:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never speak of Abby’s unfortunate accident. But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter here!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers for their next fashion project. Or how about participating in our annual pig racing competition, where the fastest pig gets crowned as the new king of the server?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with talking dolphins and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for treasure. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where the trees have a mind of their own and will only let you pass if you can solve their riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember, what happens on the server stays on the server (especially when it comes to Abby’s bladder control issues).

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2030

assassin business, Blitzo, Clownfish edition, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, hazbin hotel pilot, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to Clownfish EditionOP Template! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Imagine building your own hotel in Hell, just like Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehabilitate demons to reduce overpopulation. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with Blitzo and his crew in Helluva Boss. The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wild world.

Join now for a chance to create your own hilarious stories and adventures, from rehabilitating demons to running a startup in Hell. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this Clownfish EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a hellishly good time. Join now and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

asian, baby, Boundaries, brother, close-knit, Communication, culture, decision, discomfort, family, House, Introverts, Minecraft, Move, NeighborlyCraft, parents, passive aggressive, Planning, selfish, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2259	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior? Do you want to escape the chaos and enjoy some peace and quiet in Minecraft? Then join our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from nosy relatives!

Imagine a world where you can create your own family-free zone, where no one can bother you with their baby-raising opinions or constant visits. Build a fortress to keep out unwanted guests, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from family drama.

On our server, you can live out your introverted dreams without anyone judging you for wanting some alone time. Join now and escape the real world for a while – trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisterSavageCraft

adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?

Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	152	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	835	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	182
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!