Emergency Room MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

children, Designer, Resentment, Pregnancy, electric shock

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

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Resuscitation Station

cpr, Paramedics, emergency room, medical intervention, cardiac arrest

Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

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No Life Minecraft Server

Friends, worrying, death, Future, meaningless

Are you tired of being a loner in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and make all the friends you could ever dream of! Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems – like not being able to breathe properly. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you won’t have a care in the world.

We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?

So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.

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GlutenGriefMC

vegan restaurant, Breakfast, DRIVE, AITAH, vegan

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid family drama like a pro!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can cook all the latiao you want without fear of it being stolen by sneaky family members. Build a fortress to protect your precious gluten-filled snacks and never worry about someone eating them again!

With our server, you can unleash your creativity and build a gluten-free paradise where no one can ruin your meals. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in our world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

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GenderRx: No Pain, No Gain

female patients, emergency room, Pain, pain management, Women’s Health

so, like, this server is like the emergency room but for minecraft players, except instead of pain medication, we give you diamonds and enchanted gear! and get this, if you’re a girl player, you get even MORE diamonds and gear because we wanna make up for all the times you didn’t get enough pain meds in real life. join us and experience the ultimate gender equality in gaming! we’re breaking stereotypes one diamond at a time, baby!

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SickCraft Minecraft Server

medical emergencies, healthcare workers, hospital staff, unusual events, crazy stories

Are you tired of the real world insanity? Come join our Minecraft server where the craziest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken! Leave the hospital drama behind and enter a world where the only emergencies are running out of diamonds or getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the chaos of the ER after experiencing the chaos of our server. Join now for a prescription of fun and laughter!

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StingCraft Minecraft Server

hornet, strange curiosity, piss hole, insect, strange question

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some common sense. Ever wondered what would happen if you pushed a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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StabbedCraft: Last Words?

injury, final words, stabbed, unexpected, last words

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being stabbed again! Our virtual world is so safe, even the creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. Plus, our resident witch doctor can heal any wounds with his magical potions made from rare ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. So come join us and leave the real world behind – where the only thing you’ll be saying is “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!”

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NieceHealth911 Minecraft Server

compassion, NieceHealth911, sister-in-law, aunt, Kids

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and excitement!

Picture this: You, a proud aunt, babysitting two amazing kids, Chloe and Harry. But wait, there’s a twist! Their parents are a power couple – a general surgeon and a workaholic with no work-life balance.

One day at the park, Chloe falls and breaks her arm. Cue the chaos! Rushing to the hospital where the surgeon parent works, you witness the most epic display of medical expertise and emotional detachment.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of family dynamics like never before! Will you be the compassionate aunt or the fiery voice of reason? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways.

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ParentalMedNeglectCraft

family, scolding, Unnecessary, Apology, allergic asthma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and crazy stories like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server!

Explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and epic boss battles. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

And don’t worry, we won’t scold you for asking for help like some parents might. In fact, we encourage you to speak up if you need assistance or just want to chat with our friendly community of gamers.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of fun and excitement.

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