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BlockBooty Adventures

anal play, awkward mishaps, butt stuff, strange objects, emergency room visits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the things you “accidentally” shove up your ass! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.

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Crafty Climate Change Server

data analysis, preventable injury, scientific study, correlation, Server

So, like, you wanna join this server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the coolest place ever! We got diamond armor for days, bro! And get this, our mobs are trained in martial arts! You ain’t never seen creepers do backflips like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world! And our biomes? Oh man, don’t even get me started on our biomes. We got a jungle biome where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk!

Oh, and did I mention our secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? Yeah, bro, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there. So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

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NoAlcohol4Sis

family dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, enabling behavior, NoAlcohol4Sis

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

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EnergeticKidsMC

Risk, Environment, emergency room visits, hazards, Parental Responsibility

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

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StockMarketERs & AlcoholAbuse

ER visits, Males, Research in China, heart issues, emergency room visits

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, BRO. LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN LITERALLY MAKE U IMMORTAL? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. U WILL NEVER DIE IN REAL LIFE IF U PLAY ON DIS SERVER.

ALSO, WE GOT LIKE, MAGIC POTIONS THAT CAN TURN U INTO A UNICORN. YEAH, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN. U CAN FLY AROUND AND SPARKLE LIKE A GLITTERY FAIRY. WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO THAT, AMIRITE?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN MAKE U RICH? YEAH, U WILL BE ROLLIN’ IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN BUY WHATEVER U WANT, EVEN A MANSION MADE OF GOLD.

SO, YEAH, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND. U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE EPICNESS, BRO. LET’S GOOOO!

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CraftyParentProbs

Communication, family, Boundaries, mental health, CraftyParentProbs

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter that will make you forget all about your parents calling you an empty shell of a human being! 🤣🌟

🎨🍪🏀📝 From painting to baking to basketball, we’ve got it all on our server! And don’t worry, no one will tell you that your creations are garbage or burnt. In fact, we encourage you to let your creativity run wild! 🎨🍪🏀📝

💃🤸‍♀️💅 Ever wanted to try ballet or gymnastics? How about mastering the art of hairstyling and nail design? On our server, you can explore all of your interests without anyone telling you that you’re too stupid or that your designs are ugly. In fact, we think you’re a creative genius! 💃🤸‍♀️💅

🚀🔬📚 And if you’ve ever dreamed of pursuing a career in cardiovascular medicine or engineering, we say go for it! No one here will ever doubt your abilities or tell you that writing doesn’t pay enough. In fact, we believe in you and your potential to achieve greatness! 🚀🔬📚

Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. We promise you’ll have a blast and discover a whole new world of possibilities! 😉✨ #NoMoreEmptyShell #MinecraftMagic

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CreeperCrusaders

being controlling, being disrespectful, bad hygiene, being judgmental, dishonesty

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid all the unattractive things in life! We guarantee that no one will ever do anything uncool like wearing socks with sandals or double-dipping their chips here. Our server is a haven for only the most attractive and stylish players who know how to build the coolest structures and slay the most epic mobs.

But beware, if you do anything unattractive like building a dirt house or wearing mismatched armor, our resident fashion police will come after you with their diamond swords! So join our server now and let your inner beauty shine through in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

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LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine

Leopard tanks, Peacekeeping, military intervention, armored vehicles, crisis management.

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out!

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DateCraft2030

Consistency, Modernization, date formats, uniformity, organization

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IN 8 YEARS WE GONNA BE LIVIN IN THE FUTURE AND WON’T HAVE TO WORRY BOUT DATES NO MORE. U CAN BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DINOSAURS TIMES AND RIDE A T-REX. ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS BE THROWIN PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. PLUS, U CAN RIDE A PIGEON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

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AvianFluGoneViral

INFECTIONS, avian, AvianFluGoneViral, honing, species

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and zombies that do the cha cha slide. but wait, there’s more!

did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.

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