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  • BlockBooty Adventures

    BlockBooty Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the things you “accidentally” shove up your ass! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.

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  • Crafty Climate Change Server

    Crafty Climate Change Server
    So, like, you wanna join this server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the coolest place ever! We got diamond armor for days, bro! And get this, our mobs are trained in martial arts! You ain’t never seen creepers do backflips like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world! And our biomes? Oh man, don’t even get me started on our biomes. We got a jungle biome where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk!

    Oh, and did I mention our secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? Yeah, bro, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there. So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

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  • NoAlcohol4Sis

    NoAlcohol4Sis
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

    But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

    So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

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  • EnergeticKidsMC

    EnergeticKidsMC
    so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

    we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

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  • StockMarketERs & AlcoholAbuse

    StockMarketERs & AlcoholAbuse
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, BRO. LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN LITERALLY MAKE U IMMORTAL? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. U WILL NEVER DIE IN REAL LIFE IF U PLAY ON DIS SERVER.

    ALSO, WE GOT LIKE, MAGIC POTIONS THAT CAN TURN U INTO A UNICORN. YEAH, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN. U CAN FLY AROUND AND SPARKLE LIKE A GLITTERY FAIRY. WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO THAT, AMIRITE?

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN MAKE U RICH? YEAH, U WILL BE ROLLIN’ IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN BUY WHATEVER U WANT, EVEN A MANSION MADE OF GOLD.

    SO, YEAH, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND. U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE EPICNESS, BRO. LET’S GOOOO!

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