Emergency Room Visits MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBooty Adventures

anal play, strange occurrences, foreign objects, uncomfortable situations, unexpected discoveries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the things you “accidentally” shove up your ass! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.

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Crafty Climate Change Server

risk factors, preventable injury, Server, CHANGE, data analysis

So, like, you wanna join this server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the coolest place ever! We got diamond armor for days, bro! And get this, our mobs are trained in martial arts! You ain’t never seen creepers do backflips like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world! And our biomes? Oh man, don’t even get me started on our biomes. We got a jungle biome where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk!

Oh, and did I mention our secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? Yeah, bro, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there. So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

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NoAlcohol4Sis

medical conditions, health concerns, Boundaries, enabling behavior, family

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

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EnergeticKidsMC

hazards, Awareness, Accidents, potential energy, Protection

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

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StockMarketERs & AlcoholAbuse

market drops, diseases, ER visits, public health, medical emergencies

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, BRO. LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN LITERALLY MAKE U IMMORTAL? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. U WILL NEVER DIE IN REAL LIFE IF U PLAY ON DIS SERVER.

ALSO, WE GOT LIKE, MAGIC POTIONS THAT CAN TURN U INTO A UNICORN. YEAH, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN. U CAN FLY AROUND AND SPARKLE LIKE A GLITTERY FAIRY. WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO THAT, AMIRITE?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT PLAYIN’ ON DIS SERVER CAN MAKE U RICH? YEAH, U WILL BE ROLLIN’ IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN BUY WHATEVER U WANT, EVEN A MANSION MADE OF GOLD.

SO, YEAH, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND. U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE EPICNESS, BRO. LET’S GOOOO!

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Nomad Nation

king of the hill, java, Player Shops, Custom Enchants, Server

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Newly started server
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Homes, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Active Players	15-20
Location	East coast USA with European players
Server Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server difficulty?	Hard
Can bedrock players join?	Yes, bedrock players can also play on the server
Is there a whitelist?	No, but joining the Discord is required
What are some notable features?	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Is there a minimum age requirement?	Players must be 18+

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.4

thin woman, perversion, first time, turn on, 1.20.4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! We may not have wet vaginas, but we do have thin women with good hygiene – what more could you ask for?! It’s a huge turn-on for everyone involved, trust me. Just make sure you only play with people you trust and know are clean. Don’t miss out on this perverted pleasure, join now!

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CongestedCraft – Breathe Through Your Pixels

relative conflict, nasal congestion, congested nose, CongestedCraft, pixels

Are you tired of being judged for your unique breathing style? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to breathe however they want! No deviated septum discrimination here, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so exciting, it’ll clear up your congestion in no time. So come on over and let your nose breathe freely while you conquer virtual worlds with us!

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MorningGr8fulMC SMP

thankful, morning, morning routine, appreciation, smp

OMG guys, you like waking up in the morning? Well, imagine waking up in our Minecraft SMP and being greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Like, who wouldn’t want to join our server where the llamas are the real MVPs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who shoots fireballs from his beak to protect us from creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies who love to breakdance.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures ever, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

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CraftyCrashLand

Pilots, Passengers, Airlines, Transportation, NTSB

Looking for a server that will make your heart race faster than a plane crash? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so intense, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky real-life disasters. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, heart-pounding challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a plane when you can fly through the skies on the back of a dragon? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

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