emergency room – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication

children, city, decreased consciousness, emergency room, freezing solid, Glycerol, glycerol intoxication syndrome, health, hospitalisations, iced drinks, intoxication, liquid, low blood sugar, Prevention, Safety, Slushie, slushies, study, sugar substitute, sugary beverages, sugary drinks, Under-8s, Warning

come join our epic minecraft server where we have slushies made with glycerol that will make you go WILD! forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we have the most insane slushie parties that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud 9.

we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!

who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!

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DadGFMedInfoMCServer

Basic Support, Blood sugar, DadGFMedInfoMCServer, discussion, emergency room, Father, Hemorrhagic Cyst, Hormonal Issues, Lola, Maria, new family, new girlfriend, Opinions, Ovary, privacy, pro athlete, protein intake, Shared Medical Information, Support, Vagina, Young Kid

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to share your medical info with our new girlfriend, Maria, without your permission! Unlike some dads out there, we prioritize your privacy and support when it comes to your ovary cyst adventures.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero discussions about your dad’s diet preferences or Maria’s thoughts on your medical condition. We may not have young kids or new families to prioritize, but we sure know how to have a good time in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by diving into the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Who needs a circus when you can have a blast building, exploring, and crafting with fellow gamers who understand the importance of respecting boundaries and focusing on the fun? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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After Hours Family Doc

After Hours, after-hours care, comparison, Doc, emergency department, emergency room, family, family physician, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare services, HOURS, medical study, out-of-group, patient care, Patients, physician, primary care, study, Visit, walk-in clinic, within-group

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A DOCTOR FOR YO MINECRAFT WOES. JOIN US AND U BE 10% LESS LIKELY TO VISIT THE EMERGENCY SPAWN POINT. OUR FAMILY PHYSICIANS BE IN-GROUP AND READY TO HEAL YO BLOCKY BUTT. DON’T GO TO THE OUT-OF-GROUP WALK-IN CLINIC SERVERS, THEY BE LIKE WITCH DOCTORS WITH NO HEALING POWERS. COME TO OUR SERVER AND BE SAVED FROM THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. TRUST US, WE GOT THE BLOCKS TO MAKE YO MINECRAFT LIFE BETTER.

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Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

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BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived

Black patients, BlockyGun, children, emergency room, firearm laws, firearm ownership, firearm regulations, firearm safety, firearm violence, Firearm-related hospitalizations, Gun Violence, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, Hospital, injury, medicaid, pandemic, public health, reloaded, research, REVIVED, statistics, study

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!

we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!

come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!

join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!

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ERcraft: Dumb Injuries

accident, BIZARRE, Careless, clumsy, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, emergency room, ER visit, ERcraft, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Injuries, injury, medical emergency, medical mishap, mishap, odd reason, Ridiculous, silly, strange, stupid

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about riding a giant pig into battle against a team of evil llamas?

Our server is so wild that we once had a player end up in the ER because they laughed so hard at a sheep doing the moonwalk that they fell off their chair and broke their arm!

So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, insane adventures, and the chance to create the most ridiculous stories to tell your friends, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just make sure to have your health insurance ready because you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into!

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Pixel Pyscho Party

delusions, drug use, drug-induced psychosis, dual diagnosis, Emergencies, emergency room, Hallucinations, hallucinogen, Hallucinogen-Related, mental health, mental illness, PARANOIA, Party, PIXEL, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, Pyscho, Risk, risk factors, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Symptoms, Treatment

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have hallucinogen-related emergencies every day!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing pink sheep flying around you! or building a house and a giant mushroom appears out of nowhere!

our server is so crazy, it’s like playing minecraft on acid! but don’t worry, we have trained professionals ready to handle any emergencies that may arise.

join us now for a wild ride and a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows! trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

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PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

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HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., emergency room, excruciating pain, hospital visit, injury, intense pain, medical emergency, Minecraft, pain management, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulPixels, physical pain, smp, Suffering, traumatic experience, unbearable pain, worst pain

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

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CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, coping mechanisms, coping with sadness, CraftyCreeperz, deep emotions, deep thoughts, emotional pain, existentialism, facing the truth, harsh realities, human experience, introspection, life lessons, life’s realities, mental health, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, reality check, Sadness, self reflection, truth of life

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the saddest truth of life – that you haven’t been playing on our server all along! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on wacky adventures like hunting down a herd of flying pigs, building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on treasure hunts for magical golden carrots, and even attend a llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the saddest truth of life – that you’ve been missing out on all the craziness and fun that our server has to offer!

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UkraineSurvivalCraft

aggression, annexation, captures, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, occupation, resistance, russia, Siege, Strategic, stronghold, UkraineSurvivalCraft, UKRAINIAN, Victory, War

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be part of the ultimate battle between russia and ukraine! build your own fortress and defend it against the invading forces, or join the resistance and fight for freedom!

we have epic battles, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear to help you in battle!

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most intense minecraft server ever!

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Minecraft DUI Test Zone

alcohol abuse, alcohol awareness, alcohol education, criminal behavior, drinking and driving, driving under the influence, drunk driving, DUI, DUI prevention, field sobriety test, highway patrol, impaired driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, Public Safety, responsible driving, risk prevention, road safety, sobriety checkpoints, standardized test, test, traffic violations, Zone

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to, like, do all these crazy challenges and stuff. but get this, the only way to pass is if u can do the standardized field sobriety test, like what even? u gotta walk in a straight line and touch your nose and stuff. but hey, it’s all for fun, right? join now and show off your mad sobriety skills, bro!

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Fly Brain Breakthrough – Huge Leap

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, Breakthrough, cognitive abilities, Cognitive science, discovery, Fly, Fly brain, HUGE, huge leap, human mind, innovation, LEAP, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neurology, neuroscience, research, scientific advancement, Technology, unlock

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! we have a fly brain breakthrough that is a HUGE LEAP in unlocking the human mind. imagine flying around in minecraft with the power of your brain! it’s like telekinesis but for flying.

join our server and become a master of the skies, soar above all the other players and show them who’s boss. our server is full of crazy adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will leave u questioning reality.

so what r u waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate minecraft server with the power of a fly brain breakthrough. trust me, u won’t regret it. fly high, my friends, fly high. 🚀🧠 #mindblown #minecraftmadness

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What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

#LoLEsports, #videogames, accent, analyst, British, caedrel, caedrel clips, caedrel highlights, caedrel reacts, caedrel stream, caedrel twitch, cancelled it, caster, Damwon, eulcs, Fnatic, FNC, Funny Moments, g2, Gaming, geng, ig, JUNGLE, LCK, LCS, league of legends, League Shorts, lec, lol, lol caster, lol clips, lol moments, lol shorts, lol streamers, lpl, mid, Minecraft, MSI, Offseason, Pedro, pro play, Pro Player, Riot Games, Roster, rumours, Server, Streamer, T1, twitch, Twitch Clips, variety streamer, vod review, worlds

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player from the United Kingdom. He started his competitive gaming career in 2015 and has since played for several top teams including Excel Esports and Schalke 04. Known for his exceptional skills as a mid laner, Caedrel has become a prominent figure in the European esports scene. He is recognized for his strategic gameplay, versatility, and ability to carry his team to victory.

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Re Zero Minecraft Server

advertisement, advertising strategy, Anime, anime industry, anticipation, culture, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, Japan, Japanese culture, Marketing, Media, Minecraft, Popular, Promotion, promotion campaign, re zero, series, Server, television, trending

Are you tired of respawning in the same boring world over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the Re Zero of gaming! Imagine respawning in a world where you can’t die, but instead, you just keep respawning in different timelines with new adventures and challenges waiting for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly respawning and trying to survive in a world filled with crazy mobs, epic quests, and mind-bending puzzles. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to immortality while you’re at it!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you saying “I love to see it” just like they do in Japan!

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Village Troublemaker Minecraft SMP

Anime, Avatar, Curious, Digital, Entertainment, Gaming, internet celebrity, japanese, Kys, Live, Minecraft, ONLINE, Personality, pic, smp, Streamer, streaming, Technology, troublemaker, Village, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber, Watching

Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more chaos and entertainment than you could ever imagine!

Join us if you’d rather KYS than watch the VTuber who is always getting stuck in blocks and accidentally setting their house on fire (we won’t name names, but here’s a pic for reference).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who flies around the server causing mischief and stealing everyone’s diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and reclaim your precious loot?

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of rage quitting. Who needs boring old VTubers when you can have all this excitement in one Minecraft server?

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BirthdayBlunder Minecraft Server

#generous, 12 years together, 35-year-old female, 39 year-old female, across the country, AITAH, Attention, birthday cake, birthday gift, BirthdayBlunder, BIRTHDAYS, CANCELLED, Celebrated, CELEBRATIONS, Confused, different upbringing, experiences, family, Game, gift giving, Gifts, good grades, Graduation, GRAND, holidays, Kids, Listen, mad, Minecraft, need to feel good, NY trip, praised, Ruining, sad, Server, small dinner, small party, Special, Trips, two children, UNCOMFORTABLE, weekend away, Wife

Are you tired of your spouse not understanding your birthday wishes? Do you want to avoid surprise trips to NYC when all you wanted was a small family dinner? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we celebrate birthdays in the most outrageous ways possible!

Instead of surprise trips, we’ll surprise you with epic in-game parties, fireworks, and virtual cake that never runs out! Say goodbye to unwanted gifts and hello to a community that truly understands your birthday desires.

Join now and let us show you how birthdays should be celebrated – in a way that actually makes you happy! Who needs a trip to NYC when you can have a virtual birthday bash with us? Don’t miss out on the craziest birthday celebrations in Minecraft history!

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MommyMinecraftDaycare

addiction, Boundaries, childcare arrangements, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, generational differences, grandparent-grandchild relationship, Guilt, Manipulation, medication, MommyMinecraftDaycare, mother-daughter relationship, parenting challenges, seeking support, self-care, Therapy, toxic behavior

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is like therapy, but with blocks and creepers. Join us and leave all your toxic relationships behind, just like this player’s mom should leave her behind.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone pulling your hair or giving you the silent treatment. And if you ever need childcare for your virtual baby, we’ve got you covered with friendly villagers who won’t throw it in your face that they’re not getting compensated.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Let’s block out the negativity and craft some fun memories together!

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HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP

comfort, comfort food, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, Feel-Good, Food, guilty pleasure, Happy, HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP, Indulgent, joy, mood booster, Mood lifter, Nourishing, satisfying, satisfying meal, soul food, Tasty, Treats, yummy

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs drop bacon and the cows give you milkshakes? Well, look no further because our server is a food lover’s paradise! We have a secret recipe for enchanted golden apples that will give you infinite hunger and make you the ultimate foodie in the game. So come join us and satisfy your cravings for delicious treats while building epic structures and battling mobs with your food-powered weapons. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this culinary adventure!

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