emergency room – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication
children, city, decreased consciousness, emergency room, freezing solid, Glycerol, glycerol intoxication syndrome, health, hospitalisations, iced drinks, intoxication, liquid, low blood sugar, Prevention, Safety, Slushie, slushies, study, sugar substitute, sugary beverages, sugary drinks, Under-8s, Warning
come join our epic minecraft server where we have slushies made with glycerol that will make you go WILD! forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we have the most insane slushie parties that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud 9.
we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!
who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!

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DadGFMedInfoMCServer
Basic Support, Blood sugar, DadGFMedInfoMCServer, discussion, emergency room, Father, Hemorrhagic Cyst, Hormonal Issues, Lola, Maria, new family, new girlfriend, Opinions, Ovary, privacy, pro athlete, protein intake, Shared Medical Information, Support, Vagina, Young Kid
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to share your medical info with our new girlfriend, Maria, without your permission! Unlike some dads out there, we prioritize your privacy and support when it comes to your ovary cyst adventures.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero discussions about your dad’s diet preferences or Maria’s thoughts on your medical condition. We may not have young kids or new families to prioritize, but we sure know how to have a good time in the world of blocks and creepers.
So come on over and escape the drama of real life by diving into the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Who needs a circus when you can have a blast building, exploring, and crafting with fellow gamers who understand the importance of respecting boundaries and focusing on the fun? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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After Hours Family Doc
After Hours, after-hours care, comparison, Doc, emergency department, emergency room, family, family physician, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare services, HOURS, medical study, out-of-group, patient care, Patients, physician, primary care, study, Visit, walk-in clinic, within-group
LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A DOCTOR FOR YO MINECRAFT WOES. JOIN US AND U BE 10% LESS LIKELY TO VISIT THE EMERGENCY SPAWN POINT. OUR FAMILY PHYSICIANS BE IN-GROUP AND READY TO HEAL YO BLOCKY BUTT. DON’T GO TO THE OUT-OF-GROUP WALK-IN CLINIC SERVERS, THEY BE LIKE WITCH DOCTORS WITH NO HEALING POWERS. COME TO OUR SERVER AND BE SAVED FROM THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. TRUST US, WE GOT THE BLOCKS TO MAKE YO MINECRAFT LIFE BETTER.

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Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server
aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!
Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

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BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived
Black patients, BlockyGun, children, emergency room, firearm laws, firearm ownership, firearm regulations, firearm safety, firearm violence, Firearm-related hospitalizations, Gun Violence, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, Hospital, injury, medicaid, pandemic, public health, reloaded, research, REVIVED, statistics, study
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!
we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!
come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!
join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!

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ERcraft: Dumb Injuries
accident, BIZARRE, Careless, clumsy, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, emergency room, ER visit, ERcraft, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Injuries, injury, medical emergency, medical mishap, mishap, odd reason, Ridiculous, silly, strange, stupid
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about riding a giant pig into battle against a team of evil llamas?
Our server is so wild that we once had a player end up in the ER because they laughed so hard at a sheep doing the moonwalk that they fell off their chair and broke their arm!
So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, insane adventures, and the chance to create the most ridiculous stories to tell your friends, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just make sure to have your health insurance ready because you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into!

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Pixel Pyscho Party
delusions, drug use, drug-induced psychosis, dual diagnosis, Emergencies, emergency room, Hallucinations, hallucinogen, Hallucinogen-Related, mental health, mental illness, PARANOIA, Party, PIXEL, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, Pyscho, Risk, risk factors, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Symptoms, Treatment
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have hallucinogen-related emergencies every day!
imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing pink sheep flying around you! or building a house and a giant mushroom appears out of nowhere!
our server is so crazy, it’s like playing minecraft on acid! but don’t worry, we have trained professionals ready to handle any emergencies that may arise.
join us now for a wild ride and a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows! trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

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PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server
abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication
Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!
Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).
Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?
So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

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HypocraftPrincipalBitch
allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!
With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP
acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., emergency room, excruciating pain, hospital visit, injury, intense pain, medical emergency, Minecraft, pain management, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulPixels, physical pain, smp, Suffering, traumatic experience, unbearable pain, worst pain
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

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RedstoneRussianPrez
Campaign, collusion, cybersecurity, election, Foreign, influence, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Manipulation, Misinformation, Official, Politics, Preference, Propaganda, RedstoneRussianPrez, russia, SECURITY, trump, US, Victor
so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some crazy spy drama? well do i have the server for u! we got spies, we got election drama, we even got russia involved! join now to see if u can uncover the truth behind this wild conspiracy. plus, trump is involved so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us for some minecraft fun and political intrigue!

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BlockBusterBoredom
#announcement, anticipation, audience engagement, BlockBusterBoredom, death, delayed gratification, entertainment industry, EXCITEMENT, extended timeline, fan base, Fans, film industry, long wait, marketing strategy, media buzz, movies, production schedule, promotional tactics, release dates, series, time frame
so, u want to join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance! seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself would be jealous.
u know why u should join? because we have a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make u richer than notch himself. plus, our server is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghosts of all the noobs who couldn’t handle the awesomeness? yeah, they’re always trying to steal our enchanted golden apples, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja sheep to protect us.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your minecraft life! just be careful not to get lost in the nether, or else u might end up in a parallel universe where chickens rule the world. true story.

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PointlessCraft Minecraft Server
“Youth, cherishing relationships, close friend, Contentment, feeling unlovable, Happiness, Loneliness, loneliness cycle, loved one, Mediocrity, mindset, Minecraft, overcoming negativity, personal growth, PointlessCraft, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, sibling, treating others well
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your boring microwave meals and lack of close friends.
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unlovable or boring because everyone is welcome, no matter how weird or wacky you may be. We’ve got a community of players who are just as quirky and fun-loving as you, ready to embark on outrageous quests and build insane creations together.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner goofball shine! Who knows, you might just find the close friend, sibling, or loved one you’ve been searching for in the most unexpected of places – like a blocky world filled with endless possibilities. Don’t be good, don’t be terrible, just be yourself and have a blast!

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Bitcorns Minecraft Server: Where mining meets farming!
Bitcorns, Farming, meets, Minecraft, Mining, Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than Bitcorns! Join us for a virtual adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.
But that’s not all – on Bitcorns, we have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a broomstick like a witch!
So why wait? Join Bitcorns today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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Forever YoungCraft
aging, Aging population, appreciating life, embracing the unknown, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of aging, fear of death, fear of dying, future uncertainty, life and death, life expectancy, living fully, living in the moment, living with purpose, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, mortality realization, mortality reflection, YoungCraft
join our minecraft server and u will never die tomorrow, next week, next month or next year! we have magical potions that make u immortal in the game, so u can play forever and ever and ever.
also, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of minecraft land. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a dragon while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular dance parties in the virtual town square and weekly costume contests where the winner gets a pet panda to ride around on.
so come join us and never worry about growing old or dying, because on our server, you’ll be young and immortal forever.

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Crafty Gunsmiths Minecraft Server
1990s, action, Anime, Bounty Hunters, Car Chases, Chicago, Crafty, crime, detective, explosive action, Fast-paced, Female Protagonists, Guns, gunsmith cats, Gunsmiths, japanese animation, Kenichi Sonoda, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, romance, seinen, Server, Thriller
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the romance on this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual love triangle drama with players fighting over who gets to build a heart-shaped house together. We’ve had players propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and even had a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks. It’s like The Bachelor meets Minecraft, you won’t want to miss out on all the lovey-dovey drama! So come join us and find your pixelated soulmate today!

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Survival Showdown Minecraft Server
battle, choose, Competition, decision, Defeat, Dilemma, Fight, FINAL, last man standing, Loser, Minecraft, Only One, option, selection, Server, showdown, showdown of the century, Survival, SURVIVE, ultimate showdown, Victory, winner
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the strongest survive! Are you ready to battle it out with other players for dominance? Choose your weapon wisely, whether it’s a diamond sword or a rubber chicken (yes, we have those too).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that a powerful dragon guards the loot, so gather your friends and prepare for an epic quest to claim the riches.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate survivor. Just remember, only one can survive. Which one do you choose?

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AuntieCraft: No Thanks!
aunt, AuntieCraft, aunts, baby, campus, Classes, college, Commute, decision, doubt, family, girl, Help, Living, Mother, Moving, Schedule, selfish, Semester, Support, work
Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your family for not wanting to move in with your aunt and help take care of her kids? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual family!
Join us and create your own virtual aunt who will never ask you to move in and disrupt your college life. Help her take care of her virtual baby girl and older kids in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers.
Don’t let your real-life family make you doubt yourself – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story. Plus, the daily commute to and from our server is a breeze, no traffic jams or schedule mess-ups here!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real-life aunts when you can have a virtual one who respects your boundaries and lets you live your best blocky life?

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CraftyCook Minecraft Server
CEREAL, comfort food, convenient, Cook, CraftyCook, Delivery, Dinner, EASY, exhausted, Food, frozen pizza, go-to meal, instant noodles, Lazy, leftovers, microwaveable, Minecraft, pantry meal, Quick, redditors, Server, takeout, tired
Hey gamers, are you tired of cooking IRL and just want to chill and play some Minecraft? Join our server where the only thing you have to worry about is what block to place next! Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of surviving on virtual food alone. We have a secret recipe for a virtual feast that will leave you full and satisfied without lifting a finger. So come join us and let’s feast like kings in the world of blocks and pixels!

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OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends
11B, assets, billionaires, Business, corporate profits, dividends, earnings, Economy, finance, Financial Success, high income, Investments, MONEY, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, PROFITS, russia, Russian oligarchs, shares, stock market, wealth, Wealth accumulation
so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.

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