Emergency Room MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication

hospitalisations, Safety, Glycerol, sugary drinks, sugary beverages

come join our epic minecraft server where we have slushies made with glycerol that will make you go WILD! forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we have the most insane slushie parties that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud 9.

we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!

who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!

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DadGFMedInfoMCServer

Ovary, discussion, Support, Blood sugar, Hemorrhagic Cyst

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to share your medical info with our new girlfriend, Maria, without your permission! Unlike some dads out there, we prioritize your privacy and support when it comes to your ovary cyst adventures.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero discussions about your dad’s diet preferences or Maria’s thoughts on your medical condition. We may not have young kids or new families to prioritize, but we sure know how to have a good time in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by diving into the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Who needs a circus when you can have a blast building, exploring, and crafting with fellow gamers who understand the importance of respecting boundaries and focusing on the fun? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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After Hours Family Doc

out-of-group, Doc, medical study, walk-in clinic, within-group

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A DOCTOR FOR YO MINECRAFT WOES. JOIN US AND U BE 10% LESS LIKELY TO VISIT THE EMERGENCY SPAWN POINT. OUR FAMILY PHYSICIANS BE IN-GROUP AND READY TO HEAL YO BLOCKY BUTT. DON’T GO TO THE OUT-OF-GROUP WALK-IN CLINIC SERVERS, THEY BE LIKE WITCH DOCTORS WITH NO HEALING POWERS. COME TO OUR SERVER AND BE SAVED FROM THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. TRUST US, WE GOT THE BLOCKS TO MAKE YO MINECRAFT LIFE BETTER.

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Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server

Support, Communication, aggressive behavior, relationship, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

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BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived

statistics, reloaded, injury, children, BlockyGun

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!

we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!

come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!

join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!

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ERcraft: Dumb Injuries

BIZARRE, mishap, dumb mistake, Ridiculous, Hospital

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about riding a giant pig into battle against a team of evil llamas?

Our server is so wild that we once had a player end up in the ER because they laughed so hard at a sheep doing the moonwalk that they fell off their chair and broke their arm!

So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, insane adventures, and the chance to create the most ridiculous stories to tell your friends, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just make sure to have your health insurance ready because you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into!

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Pixel Pyscho Party

psychiatric disorders, Pyscho, Treatment, dual diagnosis, drug use

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have hallucinogen-related emergencies every day!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing pink sheep flying around you! or building a house and a giant mushroom appears out of nowhere!

our server is so crazy, it’s like playing minecraft on acid! but don’t worry, we have trained professionals ready to handle any emergencies that may arise.

join us now for a wild ride and a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows! trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

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PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

agoraphobia, medical system, PainMeds4Wifey, Chronic pain, undiagnosed pain

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

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HypocraftPrincipalBitch

Panic, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, swollen tongue, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

pain management, excruciating pain, Minecraft, physical pain, pain scale

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

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