lol come join this epic minecraft server where we have more diamonds than Norway has aid to Ukraine 😂 our players are so generous they’ll give you more resources than a whole country! plus, we have crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the fun and let’s build some wacky creations together! 🐷🐔💎 #minecraftmadness
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NorwayCraft Server: Double the Fun!
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CraftyNATOaidForUkr
lolz join this epic minecraft server where we give out billions of diamonds as aid like NATO giving Ukraine money! our community is like a big alliance ready to help you conquer the minecraft world! we have crazy events like building a giant potato statue to honor our leader, Potato King! come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever, where even Rutte would be jealous of our generosity!
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CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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Blocky Borders: No Docs in Russia
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even doctors without borders had to leave russia just to play with us! we have crazy adventures and build the most insane structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds! you’ll never be bored on our server, we have so many mini games like “sheep rodeo” and “zombie dance party”. plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, dysfunctional family. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!
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Putin’s Payday: KurskCraft
join our epic minecraft server and be part of the most insane adventure of your life! we got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens laying diamonds!rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. but be warned, Larry has a bad temper and might turn you into a block of cheese if you ask for something stupid.
we also have a secret society of talking sheep who are planning to overthrow the evil sheep king and take over the server. join their rebellion and help them build a giant woolen fortress to protect themselves from the wrath of the sheep king’s army of zombie cows.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Vladimir Putin himself. he plays under the username “SiberianBear69” and has promised to personally ban anyone who griefs or trolls other players.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did we mention that all players from Kursk Oblast get a free diamond pickaxe on their first day? it’s true, Putin decreed it himself!
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WheatWarriorsMC
Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where Ukraine delivers 1,000 tonnes of wheat flour to Gaza every day! like, bro, that’s some next level humanitarian aid right there. Join our server and help us transport all that flour using minecarts and pigs with saddles. We even have a special quest where you have to build a giant bread factory to feed all the hungry players. Plus, there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!