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NukeShelterInsurance

catastrophic events, disaster preparedness, emergency provisions, fallout shelters, insurance claims, insurance coverage, insurance policies, insurance protection, nuclear apocalypse, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear fallout, nuclear fallout shelters, nuclear hazard coverage, nuclear hazards, nuclear war, NukeShelterInsurance, risk management, survival planning

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

yo, so like, imagine this: in a world where everything is all messed up from a nuclear apocalypse, there’s this one server that’s like, the bomb (literally). we got fallout shelters for days, man. but get this, the only way to get coverage is by joining our server. like, how crazy is that?

we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.

so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Danes Minecraft Server

civil defense, community resilience, Crafty, crises preparation, crisis management., crisis planning, Danes, disaster readiness, emergency preparedness, emergency provisions, emergency response, emergency supplies, health precautions, IODINE PILLS, Minecraft, Nuclear Threat, precautionary measures, public health, radiation protection, Safety Measures, Server, supplies, Survival Kit

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6680
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	136	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DANISH PEOPLE ASKIN FOR SUPPLIES AND IODINE PILLS, LIKE WTF?! U NEVER KNOW WHEN U GONNA NEED THAT SHIZ, SO BETTER JOIN US AND BE PREPARED FOR ALL DA CRISES, EVEN THE CRAZY ONES LIKE WHEN A COW TURNS INTO A ZOMBIE AND STARTS DANCIN THE MACARENA. YEAH, WEIRD STUFF HAPPENS HERE, BUT THAT’S WHY IT’S SO FUN! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS!

MultiLingoCraft

autocorrect, Bilingual, Communication, digital tools, keyboard settings, language barriers, language diversity, language fluency, language input, language preferences, language proficiency, language support, language switching, linguistic challenges, MultiLingoCraft, Multilingual, multiple languages, Technology, Typing, typing assistance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well listen up cuz this server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. not to mention our secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

but wait, there’s more. we have a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden apple that gives u superpowers. and if u manage to tame a wild wolf, it will lead u to the hidden treasure chest full of rare items.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

TroonTrendz Minecraft Server

acceptance, gender dysphoria, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personality type, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, Suicide prevention, Transgender, transitioning, troons, TroonTrendz

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unique personalities and crazy adventures! Join us and discover a whole new world where you can be whoever you want to be, without the fear of becoming a troon (whatever that is).

Our server is so awesome that even if you feel like you need to completely change who you are, we got you covered! No need to resort to drastic measures like killing yourself, just log on and start fresh with a new identity. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing, right? So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Crafters

adult chat, BDSM, Crafters, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish community, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetishes, jerk off, Kinky, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, Snakey, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	392276
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

WeddingCrasherCraft

Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, dress, long sleeved shirt, maid of honor, MOH, Outfit, tie, vest, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding boundaries, wedding compromise, wedding conflict, wedding decision, wedding dress, wedding expectations, wedding guilt, wedding outfit, wedding pressure, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for the wedding of the century, where the MoH is in a dress dilemma that puts all other Minecraft server dramas to shame.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of real life, unless you’re the MoH who is being pressured to wear a dress by the bride’s parents. Will she stand her ground and refuse to wear the dreaded dress, or will she cave under the pressure and don the frilly frock?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for those who love a good wedding dress showdown. Join now and witness the epic battle between fashion and family expectations unfold before your very eyes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrikes, Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, long-range strikes, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Partners, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, urges, WARFARE, Western weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1391	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss!

CraftyLaughsMC

CraftyLaughsMC, decreased job satisfaction, emotional exhaustion, Employee morale, employee well-being, hierarchical relationships, humor in the workplace, leadership style, managerial humor, organizational behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace environment, workplace humor, workplace morale, Workplace Relationships, workplace satisfaction, workplace stress

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	862813
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, come join our minecraft server where the managers are always cracking jokes and making you laugh so much that you’ll be emotionally exhausted and hate your job! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a minecraft world! climb the corporate ladder and try not to cry from all the funny jokes and puns being thrown at you. who needs job satisfaction when you can have a good laugh, amirite? join now for a workplace experience like no other!

SerbSlayin’ Minecraft Server

anniversary, celebration, commemoration, Conflict, Country, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, memorial, Minecraft, nationalism, persecution, Remembrance, Serbs, SerbSlayin, Server, sorrow, Tragedy, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with us as we reenact the great Serbian purge of 2021! Build your own ethnic cleansing camp and compete to see who can rid their land of the most Serbs. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not offensive at all. Plus, we have a special surprise for the player who gets the most kills – a lifetime supply of virtual Serbian heads to display proudly on your virtual wall. So come join us and let the cleansing begin!

Minecraft SMP: Codester’s Interference!

Bayley, Codester, Codesters, gunther, Interference, LA KWAB, liv, long tail tag, match, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1360
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of boring, predictable servers and want some spicy drama in your virtual life.

In our world, every match is like a WWE showdown, with interference left and right. Codester can’t mine in peace because Gunther keeps stealing his diamonds. Bayley’s crops are constantly being trampled by mysterious forces. Liv can’t even build a house without someone sabotaging her efforts. And don’t even get us started on LA KWAB – that guy is always causing trouble wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and alliances are constantly shifting, then this is the place for you. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might come in and interfere with your plans.

ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dimension Hops:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Items Found:	2403

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!