Emergency Department MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Trippy Hospital Havoc

psilocybin, drug misuse, mortality, risk of dying, Five years.

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got so much wild stuff going on, you won’t believe it!

So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!

But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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After Hours Family Doc

study, family, family physician, patient care, After Hours

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A DOCTOR FOR YO MINECRAFT WOES. JOIN US AND U BE 10% LESS LIKELY TO VISIT THE EMERGENCY SPAWN POINT. OUR FAMILY PHYSICIANS BE IN-GROUP AND READY TO HEAL YO BLOCKY BUTT. DON’T GO TO THE OUT-OF-GROUP WALK-IN CLINIC SERVERS, THEY BE LIKE WITCH DOCTORS WITH NO HEALING POWERS. COME TO OUR SERVER AND BE SAVED FROM THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. TRUST US, WE GOT THE BLOCKS TO MAKE YO MINECRAFT LIFE BETTER.

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ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

U.S patients, Escape, pandemic, healthcare trends, ER visits

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

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NurseRageCraft

Workplace, Nurse, PERSONAL LIFE, Seniority, Confidence

Are you tired of dealing with dinosaur nurses who think they’re the queen bees of the hospital? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where hierarchy means nothing and everyone is equal – except for the creepers, they’re always out to get you.

Picture this: you’re a newbie nurse just trying to save lives in the emergency department, but suddenly you’re getting berated by a senior nurse who thinks she’s the ultimate boss. But fear not, because on our server, you can clap back and tell her to back the heck off without any consequences! Plus, we have virtual gowns for all your heart attack patients, so you’ll never forget to change them again.

And if you ever feel guilty for standing up for yourself, don’t worry – we have a whole community of players who will have your back and tell you that you’re not the asshole. So come join us on our Minecraft server, where drama and personal life excuses are left at the door, and the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures. See you there, nurse warriors!

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AC-less Survival Land

public health, respiratory conditions, ACless, respiratory health, health risks

So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun!

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ClubCraft911

vomit, Safety, drunk wife, Concert, ambulance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

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No-Selfie Minecraft SMP

offensive language, NoSelfie, forum culture, smp, Online Community

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

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Arachnid Adventure Minecraft Server

Arachnid, bi-weeklies, spider man, Sensei, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Sensei, who was not only cute but also edgy as a kid! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Sensei single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that the creepers still tremble at the mention of Sensei’s name.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Sensei doing a backflip off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombies. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

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The Nutty Minecraft SMP General

Blowjob under mask edition, post porn, Game, bond with other anons, general

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including blowjobs under masks! Join us for a wild and crazy time as we bond with other anons in the game this month. Who knows, you might even find your true love while building a dirt hut together.

But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.

In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

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Blocky Love Minecraft Server

erotic control, dominant partner, Alpha, The Dominator, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a Sexual Behemoth, the God of Lust, the Dominator, the Alpha of all Alphas!

Join our server and experience a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to fly around and terrorize your enemies? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, traps, and explosive sheep. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of diamonds (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits, my friends.

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