Emergency Department MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Trippy Hospital Havoc

substance use, health, risk of dying, cause, drug misuse

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got so much wild stuff going on, you won’t believe it!

So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!

But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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After Hours Family Doc

emergency department, after-hours care, family, walk-in clinic, patient care

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A DOCTOR FOR YO MINECRAFT WOES. JOIN US AND U BE 10% LESS LIKELY TO VISIT THE EMERGENCY SPAWN POINT. OUR FAMILY PHYSICIANS BE IN-GROUP AND READY TO HEAL YO BLOCKY BUTT. DON’T GO TO THE OUT-OF-GROUP WALK-IN CLINIC SERVERS, THEY BE LIKE WITCH DOCTORS WITH NO HEALING POWERS. COME TO OUR SERVER AND BE SAVED FROM THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. TRUST US, WE GOT THE BLOCKS TO MAKE YO MINECRAFT LIFE BETTER.

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ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

pandemic impact, pandemic, medical recommendations, rise in patients, emergency department

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

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NurseRageCraft

Nurse, PERSONAL LIFE, Hierarchy, New Grad, senior nurse

Are you tired of dealing with dinosaur nurses who think they’re the queen bees of the hospital? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where hierarchy means nothing and everyone is equal – except for the creepers, they’re always out to get you.

Picture this: you’re a newbie nurse just trying to save lives in the emergency department, but suddenly you’re getting berated by a senior nurse who thinks she’s the ultimate boss. But fear not, because on our server, you can clap back and tell her to back the heck off without any consequences! Plus, we have virtual gowns for all your heart attack patients, so you’ll never forget to change them again.

And if you ever feel guilty for standing up for yourself, don’t worry – we have a whole community of players who will have your back and tell you that you’re not the asshole. So come join us on our Minecraft server, where drama and personal life excuses are left at the door, and the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures. See you there, nurse warriors!

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AC-less Survival Land

respiratory illnesses, Heat Waves, Availability, Survival, ACless

So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun!

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ClubCraft911

alcohol poisoning, EMBARRASSING, gig, club bathroom, Unconscious

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

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Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! smp

Sucked, application, Minecraft, Open, Applications

Vortex SMP Server

Vortex SMP is a private Minecraft server offering a unique experience where every player starts with their own custom overpowered item. It’s yours to keep—unless you die or lose it. Plus, more exclusive items will be given out during community events. This is a great opportunity for small content creators or anyone just looking for a fun SMP to play on! Vortex SMP is an up-and-coming semi-private, semi-anarchy survival server with a fantastic roster of players. No need to be a content creator to apply—everyone is welcome.

Join our public Discord to fill out a quick application form (no need to make a video). Hope to see you there! 👋

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the Vortex SMP server?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join the server, not just content creators.
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out a quick application form.
What kind of items do players start with?	Every player starts with their own custom overpowered item.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, more exclusive items will be given out during community events.

VividLope Minecraft Server

wellness, Alternative Medicine, immune support, mental clarity, natural remedies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further because our server is like a shot of espresso for your gaming experience!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vivdlope, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Vivdlope’s got you covered. Need a pet llama that can breakdance? Vivdlope can make it happen.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Vivdlope is waiting for you, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

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FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP

anti-social, Leftists, Freaks, world better, humane

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the fascists are just a bunch of anti-social freaks who can’t even make eye contact with a creeper, the capitalists are money-hungry psychos who would sell their own diamond armor for a profit, and the leftists are the humane underdogs trying to make the world a better place one block at a time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe (rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds). So come on, join our server and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even a chicken riding a pig into battle!

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SibLackinCraft

middle class, private family, financial motives, Podcast, Family secrets

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero family secrets coming to light and causing chaos!

Join us and escape the real world drama of secret affairs and long-lost siblings. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your family falling apart.

Plus, who needs a new half-sibling trying to weasel their way into your life when you can have virtual siblings who will always have your back in the game? Trust us, our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and create your own virtual family with fellow players.

So come join us and leave all that messy family stuff behind. After all, who needs a half-sibling drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s keep the drama where it belongs – in the game!

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