Emergency Department MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trippy Hospital Havoc

mortality, research, ketamine, lsd, Five years.

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got so much wild stuff going on, you won’t believe it!

So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!

But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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After Hours Family Doc

family, family physician, primary care, Doc, study

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A DOCTOR FOR YO MINECRAFT WOES. JOIN US AND U BE 10% LESS LIKELY TO VISIT THE EMERGENCY SPAWN POINT. OUR FAMILY PHYSICIANS BE IN-GROUP AND READY TO HEAL YO BLOCKY BUTT. DON’T GO TO THE OUT-OF-GROUP WALK-IN CLINIC SERVERS, THEY BE LIKE WITCH DOCTORS WITH NO HEALING POWERS. COME TO OUR SERVER AND BE SAVED FROM THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. TRUST US, WE GOT THE BLOCKS TO MAKE YO MINECRAFT LIFE BETTER.

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ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

healthcare utilization, healthcare system, emergency department, healthcare data, emergency care

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

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NurseRageCraft

critical care, Nurse, berate, senior nurse, emergency department

Are you tired of dealing with dinosaur nurses who think they’re the queen bees of the hospital? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where hierarchy means nothing and everyone is equal – except for the creepers, they’re always out to get you.

Picture this: you’re a newbie nurse just trying to save lives in the emergency department, but suddenly you’re getting berated by a senior nurse who thinks she’s the ultimate boss. But fear not, because on our server, you can clap back and tell her to back the heck off without any consequences! Plus, we have virtual gowns for all your heart attack patients, so you’ll never forget to change them again.

And if you ever feel guilty for standing up for yourself, don’t worry – we have a whole community of players who will have your back and tell you that you’re not the asshole. So come join us on our Minecraft server, where drama and personal life excuses are left at the door, and the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures. See you there, nurse warriors!

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AC-less Survival Land

healthcare disparities, Land, emergency department, environmental justice, emergency preparedness

So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun!

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ClubCraft911

Safety, vomit, night out, Traumatizing, passed out

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

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DebtFreeCraft

gambling problem, financial advisor, Family Support, financial help, personal finance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial freedom and not bailing out your brother’s gambling debts! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and crazy adventures.

Reasons to join: – No obligation to help family members with their financial woes – Budgeting and financial advice available in-game – Build your dream virtual world without worrying about real-life debt

Join us now and escape the drama of family financial disputes! Who needs real money problems when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll!

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TouchyMen Minecraft SMP

Intimacy, holding hands, long-term relationships, Cuddling, DATING

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).

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MineCraftLoveCraft

true love, Marriage, Partnership, Connection, special bond

Are you tired of endlessly searching for “the one” in Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate matchmaker!

Join us and you’ll know you’ve found “the one” when you stumble upon a rare enchanted diamond pickaxe that whispers sweet nothings to you as you mine. Or maybe it’s when you come across a village of friendly villagers who all want to be your best friend and shower you with gifts.

But the real sign that you’ve found “the one” on our server is when you meet a mysterious player who turns out to be a secret Minecraft mastermind, guiding you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and friendship.

So why waste time on other servers when you can find true love and adventure on ours? Join now and let the quest for “the one” begin!

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Who will go to the DS of the OP server minecraft

No Mini-Games, Weddings, No Wipes, Events, Vanilla

The minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world is never dropped, PVP, the absence of any rules. You cannot ban you for any reason.

At the same time, imagine, over many years of existence on the server, there has never been a wip.

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