MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

emergency, Homicide, trini, state of emergency, Crime Prevention

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

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BlackSeaCraft or SpillCraft

conservation, SpillCraft, oil spill, russia, marine life

come join our epic minecraft server where we spill oil in the black sea just for funsies!! russia is like “oh noes we need federal emergency” but we’re like “lol who cares let’s keep spilling that oil!!” join us for a wild time of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast!! plus, we have free cookies for all players who help us pollute the environment even more. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!!

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PortuGrief: Wildfire Edition

climate change, emergency services, evacuation, out of control, Forest fires

come join our minecraft server where the only thing raging out of control are the epic builds and crazy adventures! forget about wildfires, we’ve got fire-breathing dragons roaming the land ready to challenge you to a build-off!

portugal may be in a state of calamity, but on our server, the only calamity you’ll face is trying to decide which epic minigame to play first! from spleef to parkour to pvp battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of fun and excitement! who needs real life drama when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

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BelgorodCraft: Putin’s Panic Land

emergency support, russian news, Putins, emergency preparedness, emergency measures

OMG GUYS, HAVE U HEARD? Russia just declared a federal emergency in Belgorod Oblast, but who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! 😂🎮

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! 💥🐷🕺

Forget about real life drama, come build your dream castle with diamond walls and obsidian floors! And if u get bored, just hop on a llama and ride off into the sunset while shooting fireballs from your hands! 🔥🦙🌅

So what are u waiting for? Join our server now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together! Who needs a federal emergency when u have THIS much fun in Minecraft?! 😜🎉🔥

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Kim’s Block Party: Stranded in NK

Dictatorship, Korean Peninsula, humanitarian crisis, stranded citizens, emergency declaration

so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.

join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.

plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.

don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.

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🌍 Infinity Piles – Where you thought one diamond was $10,000 but it’s only $10 in real life!

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Restriction	18+
Features	Fast leaf decay, dynmap, head drops
Server Location	East US coast

What Makes Us Stand Out

Whitelisted to ensure quality players
Player-run shopping district
Scheduled events with prizes
Resource worlds for gathering materials
Non-Pay-to-Win donation perks
Friendly staff team
Active Discord community

Join Us Today!

Apply in our discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Our staff promptly handles any griefing incidents.
Are there donation perks?	Yes, but they are strictly non-Pay-to-Win to ensure a fair experience for all players.
Where can I find the server rules?	You can find our server rules in our Discord server or on our website.
How do I apply for whitelist?	Join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.

CraftyTunes Minecraft Server

concerts, Style, musical skills, talent, local music scene

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where playing an instrument and having a band will make you an instant chick magnet! Forget about building epic structures or fighting off creepers, all you need to do is strum a guitar and the ladies will come flocking to you like bees to honey.

We’ve had players who started off as lonely miners, but after forming a band and playing some local concerts in the virtual world, they became the hottest commodities in the server. Who knew that pixelated music could have such a powerful effect on the opposite gender?

So come join us and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft rockstar. Who needs diamonds when you have adoring fans throwing themselves at you? Don’t worry about being cute, just make sure your outfit matches the style of music you play. Trust us, it works like a charm!

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CraftyWeekend SMP: Mine & Grind Edition

golf exclusion, dive grass, Opening Weekend, sports fan, grind

Are you tired of boring old grass fields in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server that is so wild and crazy, it makes soccer look like golf? Look no further than our server, where the grass is greener and the adventures are crazier than ever before!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore exotic biomes, battle epic bosses, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Our community is filled with hilarious characters and insane stories that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs soccer when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

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TruthBlockers

stepmom, dad, idiot, Lies, blood siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you’ll uncover more secrets than this guy did about his family tree! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like finding out your mom is actually your stepmom and your siblings are just step-siblings.

Imagine the drama of trying to figure out why your family hates you, only to discover they were just waiting for you to love them first. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! So come on over and join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew – just like this poor guy did. Who needs a boring old family tree when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises?

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SignsOfAFriend – Minecraft SMP

smp, true friend, buddy, Companionship, KIND

When they don’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where friendships are tested by the ultimate Minecraft challenge – not raiding your friend’s chest full of precious ores. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and betrayal that comes with trying to survive in our wacky world. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for new friends to play with. So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft buddy!

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Emergency Declaration

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Overview

What Makes Us Stand Out

Join Us Today!

FAQ