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ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP Phase Connect Village

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Village

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ores Mined:	2660	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with a bunch of wild and wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for the chance to build epic structures with Lia the Architect, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece fit for a king. Or team up with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Ninja, who can sneak up on creepers without even waking up!

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori, the Deer Whisperer, can tame any animal in the game with just a flick of her wrist. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka, the Fireball Fairy, who can light up the night sky with her fiery magic.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining forces with Shisui Michiru, the Purple Prankster, who loves to pull hilarious tricks on unsuspecting players. Or team up with Tenma Maemi, the Skydiving Sensation, who can leap off cliffs without breaking a sweat.

And let’s not forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Queen, who rules over her potato kingdom with an iron fist. Join her for endless potato-themed adventures that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

SisStopBeingAChildMCServer

baby, berate, books, care, cold, cousin, Emergencies, facebook, family, Fever, Friends, General Practitioner, GP, medical situations, Niece, older sister, patient, rules, signs, SisStopBeingAChildMCServer, Throat

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of family drama and medical emergencies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful paradise.

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!

CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL

art gallery incident, co-worker conflict, communication breakdown, company events, consensual kiss, CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL, drunken behavior, friendship boundaries, Infidelity, kissing scandal, loyalty dilemma, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, roommate betrayal, social awkwardness, trust issues, workplace drama, workplace ethics, workplace etiquette, workplace gossip

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Steve, his wife, and the roommate at the art gallery.

Witness the chaos as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Will you be the one to spill the beans like the OP, or will you keep quiet and watch the drama unfold?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and become a part of the madness!

BlockyNSFW: Work Mishaps

adult content, awkward, BlockyNSFW, boundary crossing, EMBARRASSING, explicit, explicit content, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, mishaps, not safe for work, NSFW, scandalous, Shocking.., taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, work, work experiences, Work stories, Workplace, workplace incidents

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground strip club run by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Who knew that crafting and building could be so scandalous? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some NSFW adventures on our server!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

arms control, blockwars, British missiles, defense systems, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, missile launch, political conflict, russia, Server, Ukraine, United Kingdom, united states, US, Western Allies

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	160	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	2947	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got crazy stuff happening like Ukraine trying to shoot British missiles into Russia but the US is like “nah fam, not on our watch!” Join our server for all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Come join the fun!

GrafenBoom: Nuclear No More

activism, decommissioned, DELAY, demolished, demolition, ENERGY, Environment, germany, Germany news, GrafenBoom, Grafenrheinfeld, Nuclear, nuclear energy, nuclear power, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear waste, power plant, pro-nuclear activist, protest, renewable energy, Safety concerns

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1192
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	247
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we blow up nuclear power plants for fun! we had to delay the demolition cuz this crazy pro-nuclear dude was tryna save it with his bare hands. but don’t worry, we got rid of it and now you can come play in our radioactive wasteland! build your own mutant creatures and battle against other players in our post-apocalyptic world. join now for a blast of a time!

Creeper’s Cove 2023

10th leading cause of death, 2022, 2023, 6% decrease, CDC study, Cove, Covid deaths, CREEPERS, data analysis, deadly, fourth leading cause of death, Healthcare, Lower, mortality trends, overall deaths, pandemic, Peaks, prior years, public health, statistics, summer surge, US

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

come join our minecraft server where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! forget about covid deaths, we’re all about surviving and thriving in our pixelated world.

we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with mini-games that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about the real world.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like a snow golem in a desert biome. with deaths falling by 6%, you’ll have a better chance of surviving our crazy challenges than ever before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing deadly is our sense of humor!

Flare Some Mustard Please – A Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure!

Abilities, Adventure, Community, Custom, Development, Discord, elden ring, Event, FLARE, German, International, long term, Mature, mmorpg, Mustard, Plugins, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, serious, Skills, Summer, Vanilla, wow

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1566	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Flare Community Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
The Flare Community and its Flare SMP were founded on April 14, 2023, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.

What Sets Us Apart from Vanilla
– Dynmap	– Bolt	– mcMMO	– GSit	– FlareDeathMessages	– Pets	– Cosmetics	– Decorations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.
Are there any upcoming events on the server?	Yes, a summer event with great content and rewards is starting soon.
Is there a second server being developed?	Yes, a new server named “Flare Adventures” will offer a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW and Elden Ring.

Feel free to drop by and check us out! The discord link is added to the server profile.

StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, StarryBoobieGrove

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the best girls will let you grope their boobies under the stars inside an onsen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?

2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!

3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!

So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.

SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

are, Behavior, characteristics, habits, Identity, introspection, Like This, Personality, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-analysis, self-evaluation, Self-examination, SMP_Madness, Traits, why, WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP, you

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	3064	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!

So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!