Emergency Commissions Discount Minecraft Servers

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

Antagonist, Bullied, challenging protagonist, Character development, character flaws, Complain, controversial character, CREEPERS, Cunt, DerpyCraft, emotional turmoil, insufferable, Jobs, Main character, mental health issues, mentally ill, negative traits, self-pitying, Sessions, social outcast, Therapy, toxic behavior, troubled past, unlikable traits, unlikeable protagonist, victim mentality, villagers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ores Mined:	876	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

adult content, Alluring, bae, blocky, bonanza, desire, Erotic, explicit, fetish, Forbidden, insatiable, Kinky, lustful, more, Naughty, promiscuous, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, slut, taboo, temptation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Animals Bred:	112

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

aftermath, aggression, BUILD, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquer, Conquest, consequences, death toll, displacement, expansionism, fear, Invasion, Migration, Minecraft, neighbor, Neighborly, population growth, power struggle, Raid, Refugees, Server, steal, Survival, territorial expansion, violence, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

CARD, Cardboard, Chaos, comma separated, Crafty, Generate, generate list, list, long trail, tags, that card, trail tags, up to 20, Wait A Minute, wait a minute that card

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

action, Adventure, blocky, Christ, discussion, Edition, elden ring, Fandom, Fans, fps, Frustration, fucking, Gaming, Jesus, RAGE, Shooter, STOP, Talking, Thread, video games, Wolfenstein, WOLFENSTEIN THREAD

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

actions, autistic, Avoiding, Awareness, awkward, Behavior, blocks, Choices, Conscious, Crafty, Empathy, FIX, girl, Help, Improvement, inappropriate, Interaction, Jacket, Judging, Life, self-aware, Server, Social Skills, Stare, tits, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

Anime, Character, CREEPERS, cute, daydreamer, diamonds, eccentric, female, fictional, Friend, girl, Girlcraft, Girls, high school, Imaginative, japanese, love interest, makeup, name.., passionate, Protagonist, quirky, Romantic, Satone Shichimiya, Scared, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

anticipation, artist, collaboration, conundrums, CreepinCrafty, debut album, EXCITEMENT, fan theories, gossip, Heard she has stuff out there, midnababy, Music, Music (Industry), New Release, promotional campaign, Rumors, social media, speculation, Thread, upcoming projects, Updates

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	7576	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

#classified information, #covert operations, #security clearance, analyst, blocks, cia, counterintelligence, Crafty, cryptography, Edition, Espionage, Government, intelligence, intelligence agencies, intelligence officer, MI6, national security, Recruitment, SPIES, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, undercover operations

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

adult content, Adventures, arent, blocky, BOOTY, boundary-pushing, controversial, CREEPERS, explicit content, explicit gameplay, Exploding, FANTASY, graphic content, immersive experience, immersive storytelling, Innovative, mature audience, mature themes, neo game, New game, Provocative, role playing, sexual, super sexual, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!