Emergencies MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExorcismCraft

FIRED, skeleton mask, exorcism, digital exorcism, neglect

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We have a player (37) with a rare illness who requires home healthcare for all sorts of emergencies, including sudden asphyxiation and seizures. But that’s not even the craziest part – their former aide (60f) turned out to be a secret exorcist who tried to rid them of demons through group texts with their mom! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This ex-aide now sends creepy gifts like skeleton masks and ghost shirts through a self-care app. Are they trying to summon spirits or just really bad at gift-giving? You decide!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even help our player decide whether to keep ignoring their ex-aide or finally delete them from their life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft fun, right? So come on in and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

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KeyQuest Minecraft Server

Keys, communication breakdown, forgetfulness, demanding, car keys

Are you tired of being locked in your own house because your husband keeps taking the keys with him? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about being locked out again!

On our server, you can build a virtual house with as many key copies as you want, and your husband won’t be able to take them with him to work. No more emergency trips to the chemist or library being ruined by missing keys!

Join now and never worry about being ignored or forgotten again. Build your dream house and never be locked out by your forgetful husband. It’s time to take control and never repeat yourself again!

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Pixel Pyscho Party

Party, hallucinogen, emergency room, dual diagnosis, Psychosis

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have hallucinogen-related emergencies every day!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing pink sheep flying around you! or building a house and a giant mushroom appears out of nowhere!

our server is so crazy, it’s like playing minecraft on acid! but don’t worry, we have trained professionals ready to handle any emergencies that may arise.

join us now for a wild ride and a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows! trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

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VacayCraft – No Family Emergencies Allowed

demanding year, Assistance, regret not being there, conflicted, regret

Are you tired of real-life drama getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server, where the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?

So come on, leave your worries behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

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HotelOrHomeMC

drive home, Hotel, personal discomforts, guilt trip, drop-ins

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of setting limits, just like this player’s in-laws need to learn. Join us and never worry about unexpected drop-ins or sleepovers from pesky relatives again!

Our server is so welcoming that even your MIL will be impressed. She won’t be able to guilt trip you into letting her stay over, no matter how many “wow ok” texts she sends. Plus, we have a strict policy against blowing up on fellow players, so you won’t have to deal with any drama like this player did.

So come join us on our server, where boundaries are respected and guilt trips are left at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free?

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SisStopBeingAChildMCServer

General Practitioner, signs, cold, Throat, cousin

Are you tired of family drama and medical emergencies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful paradise.

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!

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WifeBudgetCleanerCraft

Vacations, SPLIT, hiring a cleaning service, mow the lawn, list

Are you tired of doing all the work in your household while still providing for your family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where your virtual chores are limited to building epic structures and mining for resources.

On our server, you can hire virtual cleaning services to take care of all your in-game messes, leaving you with more time to explore and conquer. No need to split your hard-earned diamonds with anyone – it’s all yours to keep!

And if anyone dares to call you an “asshole” or “financially abusive” for trying to find a fair compromise, just block them in-game and continue on your quest for virtual greatness. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind!

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Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Creeper Chaos

smp, Estelle, #TrailsintheSky, Soundtrack, Falcom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our crazy Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by none other than Estelle herself! That’s right, the legendary heroine from the Trails series is taking a break from saving the world to save our Minecraft server. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive content like never before, including music playlists, guides, downloads, undub patches, and even pre-patched translations. You’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got plans for epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the wildest, wackiest server around. Estelle and the gang are waiting for you to join in on the fun!

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Cluckin’ Thread Minecraft Server

orbiter, Insecurity, Cluckin, social dynamics, British

Are you tired of being blocked by e-girls and their orbiters? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with e-girls who are actually femcels and orbiters who are secretly aliens in disguise. Join us and create your own e-romance with a long distance e-bf who may or may not be a Minecraft creeper in disguise. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the real world and enter a realm of ridiculousness on our server. Join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

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Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Minecraft, Pop!_OS, installation, SSD

Are you tired of your computer betraying you every time you try to install a new operating system? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so stable, it won’t even corrupt your USB or SSD, no matter how many times you try to install Pop!_OS (seriously, who even uses that?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, your computer will be safe). Our community is full of friendly players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Linux distros, so you can find the perfect one for your needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave your USB corruption nightmares behind!

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