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MC-Onyx Minecraft server

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Onyx: Beyond the normal world

Welcome to Onyx, traveler!

Here, among emerald forests and inaccessible mountains, among endless oceans and dark caves, you have to write your story.

What awaits you in Onyx?

Vanilla gameplay with an emphasis on the role-playing component: forget about annoying plugins and immerse yourself in the atmosphere of classic Minecraft, where every choice you make matters.

Unique Lore: Uncover the secrets of Onyx as you explore ancient ruins and unravel the mysteries of the past.

Friendly community: find true friends and associates who are ready to share with you the hardships and joys of travel.

Onyx is not just a server, it is a world full of possibilities. A world where dreams come true and legends are born. Your story begins here!

play.mc-onyx.ru

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

BoomerBlockerZ

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Dimension Hops:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Crops Grown:	9034
Void Armor Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9990	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	130
Farms Harvested:	614	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1203	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	3963
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6836
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	243243	Emeralds Found:	1218
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

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