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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5653 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 124 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?