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Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	3913
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	7357	Runes Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5104	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	9302	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4017
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1173	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.