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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8595 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 4233 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 1677 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
The best part is, the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have this secret underwater base where they hold epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. It’s like a rave under the sea, man.
And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond sword hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. I heard one guy wished for a lifetime supply of pizza and now he’s living his best life, just munching on pepperoni slices all day long.
So, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck in a mid-life crisis and need a break from reality, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your inner child again and become the ultimate block-building warrior. See you there, bro!