NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP

appreciate beginnings, appreciate innocence, appreciate new experiences, cherish moments, embrace newness, enjoy innocence, experience anew, feel the thrill, long for firsts, Minecraft, NoobieReborn, Nostalgia, recapture joy, recreate magic, rediscover wonder, rekindle excitement, relish innocence, relive memories, repeat happiness, revisit past, savor firsts, smp, treasure innocence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of mining your first diamond all over again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items – shh, don’t tell anyone! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you join our wacky world of blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive the thrill of discovering new things in Minecraft all over again!

Clouddy Box

Cross-Play, Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, PvP Box Java Edition Bedrock Edition Netherlands Ping Multiplayer Friends Online Fun International Community Gaming Survival Creative Adventure Minigames Competition Servers Global

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Potions Brewed:	40	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

ClouddyBox is a Box PvP (Yes it’s in the name) Minecraft server with the goal to allow players to have a fun time with their friends from all around the world. ClouddyBox supports both Minecraft: Java Edition and Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. We have our servers located in The Netherlands for the best ping for all players.

We really hope to see you online!

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Crafttomuck S3: Where we mod, create, and hunt treasure…while drinking tea and discussing the weather. 18+ Only!

acceptance, Application Process, building, Community, Crafting, Crafttomuck, Create, Discord, Discussing, Drinking, Effort, Expansion, fun twist, Gaming, growth, hunt, Machines, Mining, mod, Modded, rules, server lineup, shopping, tea, treasure…while, weather, Website, World Map

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	85	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Crafttomuck Season 3 – To The Stars!

Overview:

Server	Description
Survival SMP	A friendly build-focused group of people. Hangout, check out builds, and have a great time gaming together.
Creative	A server for testing machines and building builds, with creative mode available for all your desires.
Vault Hunters	A brand new addition with a twist. Expand the world border together and follow the main server rules.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join?	Visit our website at crafttomuck.com and follow the link to our Discord to apply.
What modpack do you use?	You can find the modpack for our servers on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.
Is there any lag on the servers?	We have a dedicated server to minimize lag, and our admins work to resolve any issues quickly. The servers usually run at 20tps.
Can I join the Vault Hunters server alone?	Yes, you can join alone or team up with others to expand the world border together.
Do you have a world map for the SMP server?	Yes, you can view the world map at map.crafttomuck.com.

Mature Girls Minecraft Server

advanced maturity, age, Girls, girls who act older, girls who are mature, girls who are mature and intelligent, girls who are mature and responsible, girls who are mature and wise, girls who are mature beyond their age, girls who are mature for their age, girls who are mature young, girls who are wise beyond their years, Mature, mature girls, mature women, Maturity, Minecraft, Server, Women, young

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with immature players? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for girls who are very mature beyond their years! Join us for a world where diamond swords are used for cutting cake at tea parties, creepers are trained to do tricks, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. Plus, our player base consists of actual princesses, mermaids, and unicorns who have all taken a break from their royal duties to build epic castles and roller coasters. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where maturity reigns supreme and the adventures are as wild as a herd of pink sheep!

Gnome Users Minecraft SMP: Too Many Foot Tabs Open

browsing, Caught, Code, Computer, digital lifestyle, EMBARRASSMENT, foot, foot tabs, funny, Gnome, humor, internet, Minecraft, multitasking, Open, open tabs, productivity, programming, shame, smp, software, tabs, Technology, Users, web browser

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2521	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	5126
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of being caught with more foot tabs open than code on your computer? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, gnomes run the show! Join us for a wild ride where gnomes rule with an iron fist (or tiny hand, whatever works). We’ve got more foot tabs than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our code is so clean, even the creepers are impressed. So come join us and embrace your inner gnome, because on this server, size really does matter (at least when it comes to tabs)!

Kids4DiamondsCraft

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, Chicago, Childhood, children, Communication, Empathy, family, favoritism, grace, heart surgery, Hospital, hurt feelings, Kids4DiamondsCraft, Mother, North Carolina, relationship, sister, step sister, Trust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	189	Towns Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the joys of sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive comments, and blatant favoritism just like in real life!

Our server offers a unique experience where you can relive all the drama and chaos of family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will your older sister ignore your calls just like in real life? Will she guilt-trip you for taking care of your sick child? The possibilities are endless!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama in Minecraft form. And remember, if you don’t leave your child with a stranger for a month, you’re just like the rest of us assholes!

RespectLost in Minecraft SMP

arrogance, BETRAYAL, Bigotry, close-mindedness, dishonesty, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, ignorance, Incompetence, insensitivity, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, laziness, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, narcissism, prejudice, RespectLost, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual world! We have players who will stop at nothing to claim that sweet, sugary goodness, even if it means unleashing their army of llamas armed with diamond swords. Plus, if you ever need a break from all the cake drama, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). So come join us and see just how far people will go for a slice of cake in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCoincidence

amazing, BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, LUCK, MIRACULOUS, remarkable, serendipity, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magic Items Found:	8184
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where every player spawns with a pet unicorn? Well, on our server, not only do you get a majestic unicorn companion, but it also farts rainbows that can be used as weapons against your enemies! Talk about a magical coincidence!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. Imagine dancing with creepers, skeletons, and even the Ender Dragon! It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So come join our server and experience the most outrageous coincidences and adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you?

MapleSushiDefenseCoop

Asia-Pacific, Bill Blair, Canada, cooperation, Defense Minister, defense ties, disagreements, Expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, MapleSushiDefenseCoop, maritime disputes, Military, Partnership, Rapid, Rule of Law, SECURITY, South China Sea, strategic alliance, Taiwan Strait

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where canada and japan are teaming up to take on the worlddd!! we’re all about expanding defense ties and making sure rule of law prevails in the south china sea and taiwan strait. defense minister bill blair is leading the charge and he’s ready to kick some blocky butt with youuuu!! build your own army, protect your land, and conquer the minecraft universe with usss!! who needs peace treaties when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?! join now and show those creepers who’s boss!! 🚀🌎💥 #minecraftmadness #canadajapanteamup

Nuke The Plate: Fault Line Fun

catastrophic events, disaster prevention, Earth science, Earth’s crust, earthquake, earthquake risk, Fault, fault line, fault lines, Fun, geologic hazards, geological engineering, geology, line, natural disasters, Nuke, Plate, plate tectonics, seismic activity, seismic shifts, seismic waves, tectonic boundaries, tectonic movement, tectonic plate

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Divine Spears Created:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you have the power to nuke a tectonic plate and like, change the whole fault line itself. like, who even knew that was possible in a video game, right? join us and become the ultimate geological master, shaping the world one explosion at a time. plus, rumor has it that if you can successfully shift the fault line, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension opens up. like, who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands? join now and become the ultimate earth-shattering hero!

Zero-Craft Desalination Fun

desalination, Fun, ZeroCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building your little dirt hut and tending to your crops, when BAM! you stumble upon the most epic server ever. this server has a freakin’ 500 m3/day Zero-Carbon FO Seawater Desalination Plant, like what even is that?! but get this, it’s not just any old desalination plant, it’s like, the COOLEST one ever.

you wanna know why you should join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and they were just mining away, looking for diamonds, when they accidentally dug too deep and fell into the desalination plant. but instead of drowning, they were magically transformed into a mermaid and got to swim around in the crystal clear waters for eternity. true story, bro.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can trade with underwater villagers, ride dolphins into battle, and even summon a giant squid to protect your base. oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underwater city filled with treasure and ancient artifacts? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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