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Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ores Mined:	1022
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7327
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7629
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crops Grown:	2286
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1722	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	8421	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ores Mined:	2362
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	55	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	69	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!