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BratBuster’s Block Party

Behavior, BLOCK, Boundaries, Brat, BratBusters, custody, DAUGHTER, Defending, Defense, Friend, Guilt, Hotel, Laundry, outside opinion, overstepping, parenting, Party, perspective, Shaming, single father, Sleep, spoiled, work

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any spoiled brats! Join us and experience a world where laundry drama is a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for single parents with sassy teenage daughters, where you can fold laundry in peace without judgment.

Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.

Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, denmark, emissions reduction, environmental policy, environmental regulations, fart, Fiasco, Gassy cows, greenhouse gases, livestock emissions, livestock farming, livestock industry, methane emissions, Moo, oink, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, TaxCraft, World First

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

acceptance, Blood, Bloodcraft, Cleansing, Difficult, emotional, forgiveness, healing, introspection, Own, Personal, Redemption, Release, Scars, Self, self love, self-care, skin, Stainz, Struggle, Trauma, wash off

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magic Items Found:	1976	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

madness, MAYHEM, Mouse, NMOIgG

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Action Figure, Anime, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, Character, collectible, Fan, Figure, japanese, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, must have, Otaku, pre order, rukia, series, Server, soul reaper, sword, upcoming release

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

Against All Odds, blockbuster, come-from-behind, Competition, determination, england, Englands, football, historic win, incredible achievement., memorable moment, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, Server, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork, triumph, Underdog, unexpected, Victory, winning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

CraftyInspo

belief in oneself, courage, CraftyInspo, Empowering Stories, empowerment, encouragement, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Inspirational Narratives, life lessons, motivation, Motivational Experiences, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, resilience, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

clean up, compost, disposal, Environmental, Garbage, Junk, landfill, litter, Pollution, recycling, Refuse, Rubbish, sanitation, Talking, talking garbage, talking rubbish, Talking Trash, Trash, TrashCraft, Waste, waste management

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
New Chunks Explored:	238668	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ores Mined:	8061	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Diamond, Earther, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mines Excavated:	1754

Earth SMP

Overview	Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
Server Online	Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
What is the scale of the Earth on the server?	The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
How often does the server restart?	The server restarts every 1-3 days.
Where can I find more information?	You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg