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NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Sisterhood, family dynamics, emotional labor, family, Resentment

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being with needs and desires? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your real-life responsibilities!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you into watching their kids for free!

On our server, family drama is a thing of the past. No more last-minute babysitting requests or accusations of selfishness. Here, you’re free to be yourself and enjoy some well-deserved me-time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the babysitting blues. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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CraftAddictMC SMP

tradition, ritual, Behavior, PERSISTENT, CraftAddictMC

Bro, lemme tell you about this wild Minecraft server I found, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. Like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down on there.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. And if you try to punch one of those pigs, they shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn you into a block of cheese. It’s insane, bro.

And the mods on this server? They’re like a group of ninja unicorns who ride around on rainbow dolphins, banning griefers left and right. It’s like they have superpowers or something.

But the best part is the community. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a sombrero, and another guy who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s like a circus meets a zoo meets a mental institution, and I love it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. It’s a wild ride, bro.

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MineCraftyBananza

social media bans, online presence, MineCraftyBananza, smartphone addiction, digital citizenship

Are you tired of all the drama on Twitter? Want to escape the endless cycle of bans and suspensions? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the Twitter drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only bans you’ll encounter are from creepers blowing up your precious builds.

Forget about deleting the app from your phone, delete it from your life completely and dive into a virtual world where the only tweets you’ll see are from birds in the game.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to Twitter for good! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to Minecraft that may occur)

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LeprechaunCraft Minecraft Server

trump, united states, negotiations, Agreement, Economy

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m outta here” and pulls the US out of the global tax deal? well, we got the perfect escape for u – come join our minecraft server and leave all that political drama behind!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make elon musk jealous.

join us and build a castle so big, it’ll make the great wall of china look like a picket fence. and if u need a break from all the building, hop on a minecart and race against a herd of stampeding llamas.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing u need to worry about is running out of porkchops. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with global tax deals.

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PutinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

diplomatic efforts., political pressure, global security, russia, territorial disputes

So, like, u know how Trump and Putin are like, totally bros, right? Well, Trump was all like, “Yo, Putin, stop messing with Ukraine or else I’m gonna slap some more sanctions on ya!” And Putin was all like, “Oh no, bro, please don’t do that, I’ll stop, I promise!” But like, who knows if he’s gonna actually stop or not, right? So, like, come join our Minecraft server and help us build a giant wall to keep Putin out! Plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, bro! Join us now and let’s show Putin who’s boss!

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Lyricless Spotify Fails

music app, Lyrics, music fans, digital music, Fails

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many diamonds you’ll be drowning in them like a rich duck in a fancy pool. we have dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of fried chicken.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles. our mini-games include spleef with explosive snowballs and parkour courses that will make you question your sanity.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and given the power to fly like a majestic eagle. so come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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ArcticCraft FunTime Server

non-stick cookware, toxic chemicals, chemical pollution, biological functions disruption, forever chemicals

Come join our epic Minecraft server where polar bears and ringed seals are fighting against “forever chemicals” from non-stick cookware and waterproof clothing! Watch as these adorable animals battle against disrupted fat metabolism and stress responses in a fight for survival. Will they make it out alive? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, you can build your own base and protect it from these pesky pollutants while enjoying some epic gameplay with your friends. Don’t miss out on the action – join now!

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GalacticDinoAdventure 1.20.6

light reading, Daily Gal & Dino, webcomic, series, funny

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical land of balloons and unicorns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BAM, a giant balloon pops out of nowhere and carries you to a secret treasure island.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in Minecraft form.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventure of your life. Just don’t forget your balloon helmet, things can get pretty wild around here.

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CreeperCarnival: No MiLs Allowed!

setting boundaries, long distance relationships, outsider perspective, dyslexia, Cultural differences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a pot of potion in a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who bring their furry friends to your house, despite your severe allergies? Well, on our server, the only pets allowed are pixelated wolves and ocelots! No more sneezing fits or itchy rashes, just pure gaming fun.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can kick out your partner for siding with his dog-loving family members. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own soap opera on our server? Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and ban anyone who dares to bring a dog to your virtual birthday party.

So come on down to our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t find any pesky pets or judgmental in-laws here, just endless possibilities and hilarious escapades. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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QualityBurgerz Minecraft SMP

Quality, fast casual, customer satisfaction, convenient, fresh ingredients

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot who shoots rainbows out of his butt! Plus, every new player gets a free pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit fam, you gotta join now before the evil llama army takes over and turns everything into llamacorn land. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #SirOinksalotRocks #LlamacornApocalypse

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