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New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	338923	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!

Legs Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are impressed by our players’ flexibility! Join us and witness the amazing acrobatics of our players as they navigate through the world with style and grace. Who needs a horse when you can somersault your way to victory?

Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.

So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!

The Hikikomori SMP Gathering 4

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Void Armor Forged:	25
Buildings Constructed:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Potions Brewed:	78
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	702
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	3683

Welcome to our totally not cursed Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders.

Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193

Johnny Minecraft is a renowned YouTuber and gamer best known for his Minecraft gameplay videos. With millions of subscribers, Johnny has gained a loyal following for his entertaining and informative content. His creativity and passion for gaming have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

MineMasters

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on MineMasters Network.

minemasters.ddns.net:15150

Angelic MC

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Join ANGELIC MC, the #1 Survival Server, and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! With a thriving player base, dedicated staff, and exciting features, our community is the perfect haven for crafters and explorers alike. Enjoy customizable player vaults, shops, and competitive leaderboards, plus regular events and tournaments that will put your skills to the test. Connect with hundreds of active players, forge lasting friendships, and build your Minecraft legacy. Dive into the action today at ip: angelicmc.org and discover your new gaming home!

angelicmc.org

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

oexg.vanillaboxmc.ru

The Troon Map Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible.

We have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – they love to build and create in Minecraft. But what sets us apart is our unique twist on the game. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on flying pigs, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even transform into a unicorn!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tranny Nation. What is Tranny Nation, you ask? It’s a mystical land where everyone is required to wear a wig and speak in a high-pitched voice. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and our players absolutely love it!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of Tranny Nation!

Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4470
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Never Friends Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!