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MetalCraftALS-Killers

ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Blood, death, Diagnosis, environmental factors, health, heavy metals, Medical research, MetalCraftALSKillers, metals, mortality, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, public health, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, University of Michigan, URINE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Towns Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	79825

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ WE GOT ALL DA METALS U NEED IN UR BLOOD AND URINE TO SURVIVE AND THRIVE IN DIS CRAZY WORLD. ALS? MORE LIKE ALS-OME CUZ WE GONNA MAKE SURE U NEVER DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD TOGETHER. YOLO!

The Dark Fries: Greasy Edition

client side mods, Dark, Discord, Edition, Embeddium, Ferrite Core, Fries, greasy, Lag-free, Memory Leak Fix, minecraft server, Minimum Map, Modded minecraft, ModernFix, Modpack, Other, Performance Mods, Revivenode, server performance, server release, simple voice chat, Sound Physics Remastered, Witherstorm, Xaeros Worldmap

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

The Dark Skies Modded Server

The Dark Skies is an in development modded server focussing on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. TDS will be running on Revivenode’s 8GB Extreme plan to ensure maximum performance and no lag. TDS has no major mods other than Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. Our modpack mostly consists of performance and client-side mods for convenience.

Mod List:

Mod Name
Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod
Embeddium
Ferrite Core
Memory Leak Fix
ModernFix
Simple Voice Chat
Sound Physics Remastered
Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition (the only allowed minimap on our server)
Xaero’s Worldmap

We hope to see you here at release!

https://discord.gg/nrPZEn32ZC

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server before release?

A: No, the server is currently in development and will be open to players at release.
Q: Are there any banned mods or plugins?

A: The only minimap allowed on our server is Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition.
Q: How can I stay updated on server news?

A: Join our Discord server at the provided link for all updates and announcements.

CuckholdCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime fans, anime memes, Anime Series, bigger cuckhold, Cuckhold, CuckholdCraft, fictional characters, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fandom, manga memes, manga series, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	52889
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your favorite anime/manga? Look no further because our server is the ultimate cuckhold paradise! Join us and experience the craziest adventures with characters who make your favorite anime characters look like amateurs. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and see if you can handle the insanity!

CuttingCraftsman Minecraft SMP: The Reel Deal

blade runner, Career-killer, Cut, CuttingCraftsman, Deal, dialogue, editing, First Blood, Happy Ending, harrison ford, Howard Stern, Minecraft, movies, production issues, Reel, ridley scott, Rough cut, salvaged, Shooting script, smp, stallone, Studio, Theatrical cut, voiceover

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where editing is key to success! Just like how Stallone salvaged First Blood by cutting out his dialogue, you too can turn your Minecraft builds from disaster to masterpiece with some epic editing skills.

Join us and unleash your inner director as you edit your way to victory. Who needs a Hollywood happy ending when you can create your own epic storyline in the world of Minecraft? Take inspiration from Blade Runner and avoid the pitfalls of bad editing by crafting your world with precision and creativity.

So come on, join our SMP and show off your editing prowess. Who knows, you might just turn your Minecraft creations into blockbusting hits!

Ex’sNarcissisticRevealMCServer

Abuse, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Emotional Abuse, ExsNarcissisticRevealMCServer, family drama, Honesty, intervention, Manipulation, meddling, mental health, narcissistic tendencies, red flags, relationship, revealing secrets, toxic behavior, Trust, vindictive behavior, warning signs

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6863	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of my brother Zain’s relationship with the infamous Amber.

Amber is not your average Minecraft player – she’s a master manipulator, causing chaos wherever she goes. From revealing family secrets to exploiting innocent seamstresses, Amber’s antics will keep you on your toes.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join us as we navigate through the tangled web of relationships, where even friends like Laura get caught in the crossfire. Will she spill the tea to Salim about Amber’s past? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, if you’re looking for a server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, look no further. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that rivals the best soap operas out there. See you in the game, where anything can happen!

NoTripForYouLOL

adulting, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, financial obligations, financial responsibility, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, money management, NoTripForYouLOL, personal finance, self reflection, self-care, Selfishness, setting boundaries, travel expenses, travel plans, trip cancellation.

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ores Mined:	4387	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable friends ruining your plans! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine this: You and your friend are about to embark on a journey to the farthest reaches of the Minecraft world. You’ve booked your flights, reserved your hotel, and everything is set for an epic adventure. But wait, your friend suddenly can’t afford to go and expects you to foot the bill? Not on our server!

Join us and leave behind the drama of unreliable friends who can’t manage their finances. On our server, you’ll never have to deal with selfish companions who expect you to cover their expenses. It’s all about fun, friendship, and building amazing creations together.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the guilt and sleepless nights behind, and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. See you in the game!

2055GoogleMC SMP

2055GoogleMC, Advanced technology, Curiosity, Future, future communication, future culture, future discoveries, future exploration, future information, future internet, future inventions, future knowledge, future society, future trends, future world, futuristic society, google search, smp, Technology, Time Jump, time travel, waking up in the future

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the year is 2055 and the world has been taken over by sentient chickens! Join us as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with clucking chaos and eggcellent adventures.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against our feathered foes – the legendary Diamond Chicken Sword! Crafted from the finest feathers and enchanted with the power of poultry, this sword will make you cluck all the way to victory.

Join us on this epic quest to overthrow our chicken overlords and reclaim the Minecraft world for humanity! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and start Googling for the best chicken recipes to celebrate our inevitable victory!

BlockyBreakups

annoying habits, BlockyBreakups, Breakups, DATING, deal breakers, funny, high maintenance, INSIGNIFICANT, nitpicking, Pet Peeves, petty reasons, quirky, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, Shallow, silly reasons, stopped dating, superficial, trivial, turn-offs

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of dating players who don’t know how to craft a diamond sword? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is full of skilled crafters who know their way around a crafting table! Join us and find your perfect crafting partner today!

One player joined our server and found out their date didn’t know how to make a bed in Minecraft. Can you believe it? Needless to say, they broke up immediately and found love on our server with someone who could build a mansion in no time!

Don’t waste your time dating someone who doesn’t know the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli. Join our server and find love with someone who can build you a castle fit for a queen (or king)!

KurskCraft: Emergency Edition

border control, civilian safety, conflict escalation, Crisis, defense readiness, Edition, emergency, emergency measures, emergency protocols, government response, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, military intervention, military presence, national defense, political tension, regional instability, russia, security threat, state of emergency, territorial dispute

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	6877
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

hey u! yes u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join this one! why u ask? cuz in this server, we got a whole city of talking cows who love to dance to disco music all day long! not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where u can ride on giant chickens and shoot laser beams at creepers!

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to russia in the server? yea, that’s right! u can visit the state of emergency in kursk and help fight off the evil incursion with your trusty diamond sword! but be careful, cuz the zombies there are extra spicy and will try to steal your enchanted armor!

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!

WeekendSurvival

horror films, horror flicks, horror genre, horror movie characters, horror movie cliches, horror movie plot, horror movie settings, horror movie survival, horror movie themes, horror movie tropes, horror movies, night time horror, night time terror, scary movies, survival horror, Survive the night, Suspense, Thriller, weekend, weekend horror, WeekendSurvival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

join our minecraft server if you want to survive the night during the weekend like in those horror movies but without the scary stuff because we have unicorns and rainbows instead.

we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies dance the thriller dance and the creepers do the macarena.

if you join us, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and explore the mystical land of cheeseburgers and ice cream mountains.

we have a special event where you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance off and if you win, you get a crown made of diamonds and emeralds.

come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you laugh until you cry and then cry until you laugh again.

The Dark Skies Modded Server

Mod List:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server before release?

Q: Are there any banned mods or plugins?

Q: How can I stay updated on server news?