Embarrassing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CryCraft: Tears of Noobiness

crying, CryCraft, Noobiness, laughable, trivial

Have you ever cried because your Minecraft dog didn’t teleport to you fast enough? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server has super speedy teleporting dogs that will never let you down.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You can join in on the fun and dance the night away with your new blocky friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But be careful, because the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to dance battles.

So come join our server and experience the most ridiculous reasons to cry and laugh in Minecraft!

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AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP

questions, unsettling, Challenging, Tricky, controversial

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does dab contests with the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden spud scepter. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Potato Genie.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can show off their best moves and win epic loot. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that only the most skilled parkour masters can reach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun…in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

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AwkwardlyLitMC

Experience, awkward moment, hindsight, MINOR, cringe-worthy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

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AwkwardHouseMoments – Minecraft SMP

UNCOMFORTABLE, EMBARRASSING, uncomfortable situations, Minecraft, awkward family moments

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP, like, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper blew up my whole house, but it’s all good because we have this secret society of villagers who come and rebuild everything for us. And, like, there’s this one time when we had a massive chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but wooden swords and potatoes. It was so intense, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!

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Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

INTIMATE, UNCOMFORTABLE, late night, public display, scandalous

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!

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Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

bathroom, toilet water, WIPING, TOILET, personal hygiene

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

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Mystic Tales Craft 1.21.4

tabloid fodder, EMBARRASSING, Rumors, controversial, scandal

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s crazier than Nick claiming he’s slept with 50 tennis players (like, what even?) and his dick pic being all over the internet (yikes)! But the real kicker is that Nick supposedly got a blowjob from a dude! I know, right? So, if you want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Nick’s love life, then this is the place for you! Join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

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Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

global economy, cultural sensitivity, market strategy, 1.20.5, EMBARRASSING

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

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GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

off-putting, Server, DIRTY, Minecraft, nauseating

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

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BlockheadBooboos

accident, Ridiculous, injury story, injury prone, self-inflicted

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

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