Join us and leave behind the embarrassment of food in your lap, because here you’ll be too busy building magnificent structures and exploring vast lands to worry about such trivial matters. And if your wife is upset with you, just bring her along to our server and watch as she becomes enchanted by the endless possibilities and adventures awaiting her.
So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who needs a plate of food in their lap when you can have a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?
also, our admin once built a castle made entirely out of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. it was so stinky but also kinda delicious.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, u gotta solve a riddle to get in and it’s super hard. but once u do, u’ll be swimmin in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, what are u waitin for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
One time, a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a disco ball and started a dance-off with a group of skeletons. It was a sight to behold!
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft!
Join us if you’ve ever had an embarrassing obsession with collecting virtual cats in Minecraft. Our server is overrun with adorable pixelated felines just waiting for you to adopt them all.
Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
And if you’ve ever found yourself spending hours on end trying to perfect your virtual dance moves in-game, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dance-loving Minecrafters.
So come on down to our server and let your wildest obsessions run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
Join us and show off your skills in changing oil in Minecraft! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you can impress your friends with your car maintenance abilities.
And if your boyfriend gets mad at you for being a pro at changing oil, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space for all genders to show off their skills, even if it means embarrassing their partners.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that changing oil in Minecraft could be so entertaining?
Join us and experience the thrill of turning a bad joke into a legendary meme that will go down in Minecraft history. Our community is full of laughter and good vibes, so you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with your humor again.
So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate jokester of the Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe your next joke will be so funny, it’ll break the game itself!
Imagine a world where all the characters are super hot but also have some weird physical flaw. It’s like a brothel but in Minecraft, dude.
You’ll never get bored because you’ll be too busy staring at all the baby-faced characters with their under-endowed bodies. It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in a good way!
Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your sense of reality, because you’re gonna need both on this server, bro!
Join our server for the chance to participate in epic quests like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the hidden village of the Villager Mafia, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor.
But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who ride around on chickens causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to take on these feathered fiends and restore peace to the land?
So come on down to our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep an eye out for any suspicious characters wearing green pixelated costumes!
| Server Type | Whitelisted Survival |
|---|---|
| Java Version | 1.21.4 |
| Features | No land-claiming or chest locks |
| Description | A mature, drama-free, and inclusive server community |
A: You can join by applying through our Discord server.
A: We use TerraformGenerator, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, and Simple Voice Chat.
A: The server is located in Western US.
A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch any griefers or thieves.
A: Filling out the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.
Imagine building a virtual world with your friends, only to have one of them accidentally reveal your secret crush and make everyone think you’re something you’re not. Will you be able to set the record straight and clear up the confusion, or will you end up in a virtual love triangle gone wrong?
But don’t worry, our server is not just about love triangles and misunderstandings. We also have epic quests, crazy challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So come join us and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!
Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Near Vanilla Gameplay | No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Inspired by HermitCraft. |
| CoreProtect | Easily reverse grief and theft. |
| Proximity Chat | Optional feature for players. |
| Experienced Staff | Team with experience running Minecraft servers. |
| DynMap | Planned feature for release. |
| Server Events | Includes movie nights, build battles, and challenges. |
| Activity System | Visual system for player availability. |
| Supporter perks | No pay to win cosmetic/QOL perks. |
Server Specs: AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server
You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.reveriesmp.com/
Season 1 starts on February 1st.
Yes, we aim to provide a friendly and mature community for adult players.
No, supporter perks are purely cosmetic and quality of life enhancements.
We got more hype than a Ender Dragon on Red Bull, with top-notch charity cups and 3D live events that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, the latest shorts and hologra content will have you laughing like a villager seeing a zombie in broad daylight.
Check out the channels and socials for a wild ride that will make you scream “Enderman” in excitement. And don’t even get me started on the official 3D model – it’s like Steve on steroids!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and prepare for a journey crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret exploding in excitement!