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  • Craft My Final Boss!

    Craft My Final Boss!

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    🎮🌍 Welcome to the zaniest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! 🚀

    Are you tired of those boring, stale servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, drop your diamond pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride! Here are some completely true reasons why you should join us:

      • The Biome of Bad Decisions: Ever crafted a cake only to realize you’re the only one who eats it? Well, in this biome, you’ll find enchanted cakes that can talk back! And trust us, they have some spicy opinions—especially about your building skills! 🍰😲

      • Creepers that Ask for Directions: That’s right! Our creepers are actually lost tourists asking for help to find the nearest village! But be careful; if you give them bad directions, they may turn "self-destruct" mode on—not that it’ll do much; it just makes a dramatic sound effect. 🎤💥

      • The Eternal Pigs of Prophecy: Seek out the golden pig roaming the land! Legend has it that if you whisper the worst possible quote from your favorite TV show while riding it, you’ll summon a portal to the Underworld where all your expired potatoes and failed builds go to rest. Just don’t be surprised if it requests a ham sandwich as tribute. 🐷🔮

      • The Villager Karaoke Challenge: Ever wanted to hear a villager belt out your favorite tunes? Here, the villagers host weekly karaoke nights, and trust us when we say, their version of "Baby Shark" will have you questioning every life choice you’ve ever made! 🎤⚡

      • Crafting with Chaos: When you combine a crafting table with a redstone lamp, you might just create the only known “Giant Meatball of Destiny.” Rumor has it that if you consume this legendary dish, it grants you the power of unlimited spaghetti! 🍝🌀

      • Enderman Fashion Shows: Forget your boring runway! Our endermen strut their stuff in the most bizarre outfits you’ve ever seen! Last week, one wore nothing but a diamond block and sunglasses—#FashionGoals right there! 😎🖤

      • The Querying Zombie Apocalypse: These zombies don’t just want your brain; they want a lively debate! Join in on philosophical discussions with zombies who insist that "The Office" was a masterclass in workplace comedy—while trying to bite your head off! 🤔🧟‍♂️

    So what are you waiting for? Join our madness now and turn your ordinary Minecraft experience into a legendary tale of outrageous encounters and unforgettable moments! Just make sure to bring your most questionable quotes and a questionable sense of humor! 🎉📢

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  • ❤ ArtMine ❤ – We are waiting for you in Minecraft PE server Minecraft

    ❤ ArtMine ❤ – We are waiting for you in Minecraft PE server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Login possible from versions 1.1-1.20

    What do we have?

    1. All new items: crossbows, elytras, spears, etc.

    2. All redstone mechanisms work.

    3. All mobs + they have logic and can attack and explode)

    – And –

    – ability to log in from version 1.1-1.20.70

    – additional portal for 100 people

    – completely new spawn

    – from the lobby you can immediately get into badwars

    – online counter in the server selection menu

    – and also all mechanisms and blocks work

    – and all donation services were transferred

    All this and much more awaits you on the server!

    hi.artminepe.ru:19132

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Amberstone

    Amberstone

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    AMBERSTONE

    Dynmap:http://213.32.7.119:25560/#

    web site : www.amberstonedream.com

    visit – create – share your passion for architecture

    Server is available in 1.16 JAVA IP: amberstonedream.comNow compatible in Bedrock edition BEDROCK IP: 188.165.61.76 Port: 27310You have a question ? join our https://discord.gg/ve5kaP8

    Amberstone is now arriving on his 5th birthday, a big thank you to all for your support during these long years !!

    English:

    – We have different type of gameplay mainly creative (modern, traditional, fantasy, historic project…) but amberstone also have part with survival and rp with quest money …

    – Resource pack: We use our own resource pack with connected texture and more 700 3d model: Amberstone 3.50On our website : Texture pack

    – Ranks: “Citoyen”: Guest (Default Rank). You can go anywhere you want, use warps and build on Plot World, also have world edit..“Citoyen+”: Second Rank. Build on plotworld, deco, and freebuild world.“Architecte”: You can build everywhere and use World Edit.“Guide”: Rank Helper for beginer.“Mayor”: You are in charge of developing city or district (voxel, set warp) “Supervisor”: Charge help new builder or developing city.“Moderateur”: You can promote or demote a player, ban…“Administrator”: Administrator.

    – Worlds:Main World: A 16000×16000 Custom World USA style. Guardia: A 8000×8000 Custom World European style. Fantasy: 8000×8000 Custom World for medieval and steampunkModern: 5000×5000 Custom World for only modern architectureRoseWood: 5000×5000 Custom World for only Futuristic projectCorsair: Custom World for ship team (different period)Moscow: World for Moscow project “Deco”: Solely for storage and testing purposes.Plot world = free build area for all, plot size : 60×60MasterPlot world = free build area for architect plot size : 300×300

    – Contact:We use discord : https://discord.gg/JpyPpRS follow us on Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/amberstonedream/follow us on twitter : [url=twitter.com/amberstone_fr]twitter.com/amberstone_fr[/url]contact by mail : www.amberstonedream.com/pages/contact.php

    – Plugins:World Edit – Voxel Sniper – Astools – Custom iframe-map – and all plugins needful for server like essential core protect … …

    – cracked version ?Not accept only prenium account !

    Thanks! Thanks all staff and member to support this server

    See you soon on the server and don’t hesitate send us your question or suggestion!

    Francais:

    – We have different types of games, mainly creative (modern, traditional, fantasy, historical project…) but Amberstone also has a part with survival and rp (currency quests)…

    – Texture pack: We use our pack with many connected textures and more than 700 3d models – amberstone 3.50On our website: Texture pack

    – Grades:Citizen = by default you can visit worlds, use warps and build on the world plot World edit is now available upon your arrival.Citizen+ = grade on request to have access to WE on the world plot and or access to the deco card Architect = you can build anywhere and use WorldEditGuide = Grade helper to help newbiesMayor = He manages his city or his district with the same rights as an architect + the edition of Warp and VoxelSupervisor = person in charge of the evolution of new players and the overall development of the worldsModerator = management of ranks and good behavior of membersAdministrator = all commands

    – Worlds:Creative world = Main world 16000×16000 (custom map) USA styleGuardia = Customized World 8000×8000 (customized map) European StyleFantasy: Customized world 8000×8000 for medieval and steampunkModern: Exclusively modern 5000×5000 custom worldRoseWood: Custom world 5000×5000 Futuristic variousCorsair: World dedicated to the boat teamMoscow: World for the Moscow projectDeco = stock et testPlot world = zone construction libre, plot de 60×60MasterPlot = zone construction libre, plot de 300×300

    – Contact:We mainly chat discord: https://discord.gg/JpyPpRS follow us on our twitter: https://twitter.com/amberstone_frFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amberstonedream/

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    [​/url]- Plugins:World Edit – Voxel Sniper – Astools – Custom iframe-map – and all the plugins concerning the smooth running of a server – essential core protect … …

    – Version cracké ?No, only premium accounts

    Thanks! Thanks to all the staff and members for supporting the server

    See you soon on the server and don’t hesitate to send us your questions or suggestions!

    amberstonedream.com:25577

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  • Stoner Masons – Where building castles is just an excuse to hang out with friends! 21+ only, version 1.20.1

    Stoner Masons – Where building castles is just an excuse to hang out with friends! 21+ only, version 1.20.1

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    The Stonemasons Minecraft Server

    The Stonemasons is a small, whitelisted Minecraft building-focused SMP with a strong medieval-fantasy theme. We specialize in building anything medieval from stone castles to smithing towns, wizards towers, dwarven kingdoms and everything in-between 🙂 The goal is to build a consistent, strongly themed world that every member can enjoy both exploring and learning from one another.

    The server is only a week old as of 4/22/24. We will never be resetting the world map, and constantly backup the world which will be free for our members to download whenever they wish. The things you build here will be safe, and will NEVER be deleted by anyone, no matter how long a break you take.

    The server runs on a custom Forge 1.20.1 Modpack that includes Ice and Fire, Alex’s Mobs, Create, Iron’s Spells, Gravestones and a plethora of building and décor mods. There are thousands of extra medieval-themed blocks with which to build, and hundreds of new items to collect and display in your cities 🙂 We will play and build in Survival Mode with the server set to Hard.

    Requirements to join:

    21+
    Be willing to build in any medieval/fantasy style of your choosing. Keep it themed to the rest of the server 🙂
    Be Active! Looking for active, dedicated people to keep the server lively 🙂
    Be chill and relaxed. Try to get along with others like a normal adult lol.
    Be willing to fill out a super small application on our discord. Link below.

    If this sounds like something you might like to get involved in, join our discord – https://discord.gg/bv4RZ7y6GD

    FAQ

    1. Can I join if I’m under 21 years old?

    Sorry, but our server is limited to members who are 21+.

    2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

    No, PvP is disabled on our server. We focus on building and exploring in a cooperative environment.

    3. How often are backups made?

    We constantly backup the world and members can download the backups whenever they wish.

    4. Do I need to be an experienced builder to join?

    No, we welcome builders of all skill levels. The important thing is to enjoy building in a medieval/fantasy style.

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  • JozMC VS Hypixel

    JozMC VS Hypixel

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    Hypixel JozMC
    Popular and well-established server Newer server
    Diverse range of minigames and game modes Focus on OP Towny, MCMMO, and custom features
    Large player base Smaller, community-focused player base
    Frequent updates and events Potential for more personalized interactions with players and staff
    Extensive network infrastructure and resources Potential for a more intimate and tailored gameplay experience

    FAQ

    Which server has more minigames and game modes?

    Hypixel has a diverse range of minigames and game modes to choose from, providing a wide variety of gameplay options.

    Which server offers a more community-focused experience?

    JozMC offers a smaller, more community-focused player base, potentially allowing for more personalized interactions with players and staff.

    Which server is better for players looking for a more intimate gameplay experience?

    JozMC may be better suited for players seeking a more intimate and tailored gameplay experience due to its smaller player base and focus on custom features.

    Which server is more likely to have frequent updates and events?

    Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and events, providing a dynamic gameplay experience for its large player base.

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