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  • Craft My Final Boss!

    Craft My Final Boss!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮🌍 Welcome to the zaniest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! 🚀

    Are you tired of those boring, stale servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, drop your diamond pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride! Here are some completely true reasons why you should join us:

    1. The Biome of Bad Decisions: Ever crafted a cake only to realize you’re the only one who eats it? Well, in this biome, you’ll find enchanted cakes that can talk back! And trust us, they have some spicy opinions—especially about your building skills! 🍰😲

    2. Creepers that Ask for Directions: That’s right! Our creepers are actually lost tourists asking for help to find the nearest village! But be careful; if you give them bad directions, they may turn "self-destruct" mode on—not that it’ll do much; it just makes a dramatic sound effect. 🎤💥

    3. The Eternal Pigs of Prophecy: Seek out the golden pig roaming the land! Legend has it that if you whisper the worst possible quote from your favorite TV show while riding it, you’ll summon a portal to the Underworld where all your expired potatoes and failed builds go to rest. Just don’t be surprised if it requests a ham sandwich as tribute. 🐷🔮

    4. The Villager Karaoke Challenge: Ever wanted to hear a villager belt out your favorite tunes? Here, the villagers host weekly karaoke nights, and trust us when we say, their version of "Baby Shark" will have you questioning every life choice you’ve ever made! 🎤⚡

    5. Crafting with Chaos: When you combine a crafting table with a redstone lamp, you might just create the only known “Giant Meatball of Destiny.” Rumor has it that if you consume this legendary dish, it grants you the power of unlimited spaghetti! 🍝🌀

    6. Enderman Fashion Shows: Forget your boring runway! Our endermen strut their stuff in the most bizarre outfits you’ve ever seen! Last week, one wore nothing but a diamond block and sunglasses—#FashionGoals right there! 😎🖤

    7. The Querying Zombie Apocalypse: These zombies don’t just want your brain; they want a lively debate! Join in on philosophical discussions with zombies who insist that "The Office" was a masterclass in workplace comedy—while trying to bite your head off! 🤔🧟‍♂️

    So what are you waiting for? Join our madness now and turn your ordinary Minecraft experience into a legendary tale of outrageous encounters and unforgettable moments! Just make sure to bring your most questionable quotes and a questionable sense of humor! 🎉📢

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  • Inferno Prison: Where you can steal diamonds and get shanked by a chicken

    Inferno Prison: Where you can steal diamonds and get shanked by a chicken

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    Inferno Prison Server Overview

    IPInfernoPrison.net
    StatusStill in Beta

    Welcome to Inferno Prison, where only the strongest survive and rise to the top! Dive into a fiery underworld filled with challenges, treacherous enemies, and endless opportunities to prove your might.

    🌋 Epic Mining Quests: Mine through the depths of the inferno, collecting valuable resources to upgrade your gear and rank up. Each level brings tougher challenges and greater rewards!

    💎 Custom Enchantments: Equip yourself with unique, powerful enchantments to gain an edge over your rivals. Forge the ultimate gear set to dominate the prison yard.

    🔥 PvP Arenas: Test your combat skills in our intense PvP arenas. Only the strongest will claim victory and earn prestigious rewards. Are you ready to fight for your freedom?

    🗡️ Gangs and Alliances: Form or join gangs to strengthen your position within the prison. Strategize with your allies to control territories, protect your resources, and raid rival gangs.

    🏆 Weekly Events and Challenges: Participate in thrilling events and challenges to earn exclusive rewards and bragging rights. There’s always something new happening at Inferno Prison!

    📈 Dynamic Economy: Trade resources, buy and sell items, and manage your wealth in our player-driven economy. Be savvy, and you might just become the wealthiest inmate in the inferno.

    🌟 Active Community and Staff: Join a vibrant community of dedicated players and helpful staff. We’re committed to providing a fun, fair, and engaging experience for everyone.

    Are you ready to face the heat and conquer Inferno Prison? Your journey to freedom starts here!

    FAQs

    QuestionAnswer
    Is the server still in beta?Yes, the server is currently in beta testing.
    What kind of activities are available on the server?Players can participate in mining quests, PvP arenas, form gangs, weekly events, and manage a dynamic economy.
    Are custom enchantments available?Yes, players can equip themselves with unique, powerful enchantments.
    Is there an active community on the server?Yes, there is a vibrant community of dedicated players and helpful staff.

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  • BeachBlox Minecraft Server

    BeachBlox Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always ready to party! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who traded diamonds for seashells. But beware, because the city was guarded by a giant squid boss who challenged players to a dance-off for epic loot!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical forest where the trees drop enchanted apples that give you the ability to fly for 30 seconds? And don’t even get me started on the rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and sunscreen, because on our server, every day is a beach day filled with adventure and laughter. Join us now and let’s make some waves in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Minecraft SMP: RawHasCraft

    Minecraft SMP: RawHasCraft

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is home to a wild cast of characters that will keep you on your toes!

    Join us and you’ll find the likes of Gunter, Randy Orton, Chad, Oteese, Yeet Man, IYO, Kairi, Liv, Rhea, Big Zesty, the Homosexual Undertaker, Seamous, CM Phill, Drew, Big Sneed, Carlito, Dom, Zelina, JD, Finn, Rey, Odyssey Jones, Miz, R Truth, Dakota Kai, and even some dimeless coconuts who don’t shout yeet (how scandalous)!

    It’s a showdown between the good, the bad, and the downright bizarre on our server. Who will come out on top? Join now and find out! Trust us, it’s one-sided in the most desu way possible.

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  • MomSpySisBro

    MomSpySisBro

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your unhinged mom while navigating the treacherous waters of sibling relationships.

    Embark on epic quests to protect your brother’s trust by not snitching on his breakups or his newfound love for drinks with friends. Will you be able to withstand the wrath of your mom, who thinks you’re a terrible sister for not spilling the beans?

    But fear not, for in this server, loyalty to your sibling is key. Show your dedication to keeping secrets and maintaining trust, all while building the most epic Minecraft creations imaginable.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures. Who knew keeping secrets could be so exhilarating?

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  • NanoCraft: Where Every Block Counts!

    NanoCraft: Where Every Block Counts!

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have ultrafine particles that will blow your mind! These particles are so fine, they make diamonds look like dirt!

    Join us and experience the thrill of over 1,000 deaths per year in Canada’s two largest cities! That’s right, we bring the danger straight to your screen! Who needs boring old mobs when you can have airborne nanoparticles causing chaos and mayhem?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven that airborne nanoparticle concentrations are associated with increased mortality risk in Canada’s two largest cities. That’s right, we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a public health hazard!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime (literally)! Just remember to wear your hazmat suit, because things are about to get wild!

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  • Vanilla with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of anarchy, no hacks or map resets allowed! EU 1.20

    Vanilla with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of anarchy, no hacks or map resets allowed! EU 1.20

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    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IPsimplyvanilla.net
    Discordhttps://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
    Websitehttps://simplyvanilla.net
    Map size10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    FAQ

    Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

    A: No, hacking/duping is not allowed on the server.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: The main rule is no hacking/duping. Other than that, it’s an anarchy server so anything goes.

    Q: How big is the map?

    A: The map size is 10 TB+.

    Q: Can I join the server without escaping spawn?

    A: Yes, you can join the server and play within spawn if you choose not to escape.

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  • CrayonCraft Minecraft Server

    CrayonCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a crayon-eating retard who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us on /vt/ (Very Tasty) server for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as our crayon-loving admin? We have regular events like “Crayon Hunt” where you have to scavenge the map for hidden crayons to win epic prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Crayon Eating Contest” and “Crayon Parkour” – guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

    But the real reason to join our server is the sense of camaraderie you’ll feel with your fellow players. We may be a bunch of crayon enthusiasts, but we stick together like a pack of wild wolves (or should I say, wild crayon-eating wolves?). So come join us on /vt/ server for a crayon-filled adventure unlike any other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • UnstoppableChick Minecraft SMP

    UnstoppableChick Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legend of the unstoppable chick! She’s like a Minecraft superhero, taking down mobs with one hand and building epic structures with the other. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. If you want to bask in her glory and maybe even learn a thing or two from her insane skills, this is the place to be. Just be prepared to be amazed, shocked, and possibly a little bit scared of her sheer awesomeness.

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  • BedtimeFits Minecraft SMP

    BedtimeFits Minecraft SMP

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    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wear the same old armor every night? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the dress code for bedtime is strictly enforced. That’s right, no more boring pajamas or plain old boxers, we’re talking full diamond armor and enchanted helmets to keep those mobs away while you sleep.

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of players who roam the server at night in their epic bedtime attire, protecting their fellow players from any dangers that may come their way. Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their trusty pillows and blankets.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as stylish as it is adventurous, come join us and show off your best bedtime gear. Who knows, you might just become the next member of the Bedtime Bandits and go down in server history as a true hero of the night.

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  • CraftyCreeperCentral

    CraftyCreeperCentral

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the US and Iran combined! we have players from all over the world sending messages to each other not to escalate at ‘critical moments’ in the game. but don’t worry, our admins are always there to keep the peace and make sure things don’t get too out of hand. plus, our world is so big, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle east yourself! so come join us for some crazy fun and intense moments, you won’t regret it!

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