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  • CringeRhythm Minecraft SMP

    CringeRhythm Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, fellow block heads, gather ‘round and let me tell you about this absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP that’s just begging for your noob-tastic presence! Like, imagine if a bunch of creepers and your grandma had a dance party, but then she forgot the chicken pot pie in the oven and it exploded into a million diamonds. Yup, it’s that level of chaos!

    First off, we’ve got a giant rubber duck made of obsidian that quacks in 8-bit whenever there’s a full moon. Why? Nobody knows! But you better join because last time it sang the “Gummy Bear” song and turned everyone into villagers for a whole week. You’ll need to learn all the secret villager dance moves just to fit in, bro!

    And let me not forget the legendary cursed beacon that grants wish! But beware! You don’t just wish for diamonds or to end the hunger games—no, no! You might accidentally wish for a pet llama named Steve that sings “Baby Shark” every time you try to sleep. Sweet dreams, right?

    Oh, and speaking of dreams, we’ve got these funky biomes! One is literally just made out of giant cat memes! Imagine crafting with meme blocks while an army of TikTokers tries to steal your enchantment table. It’s like a survival game but if survival involved a lot of screaming and crying at pixelated skeletons who ONLY shoot pointy arrows of disappointment!

    And you know what else? Each time someone doesn’t feed the server’s pet pig named Sir Oinksalot, he blasts the most cringe-worthy lyrics that’ll haunt your dreams! Like, “I’m in love with the shape of you” will echo through your soul as you try to mine for emeralds—your life will never be the same again!

    Plus, we have an annual potato Olympics where players compete in the most ridiculous potato-related challenges—last year, someone tried to ride a potato into the Nether, and let’s just say… we’re still looking for Steven, the guy who wore a potato sack as armor. RIP Steven, forever in our hearts (and back at spawn).

    So, if you wanna get cringed out, dance with your grandma, and maybe lose a few brain cells while trying to be the King of Pigs, this Minecraft SMP is your new home! Don’t join if you can’t handle the spicy memes, the cringe, and the glorious chaos! Just remember: you may come for the blocks, but you’ll stay for the absolute insanity. We’re all mentally deranged here, and it’s fabulous! See ya in the world of blocks and awkwardness! 🥔💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IndigoSMP

    IndigoSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    IndigoSMP focuses on community. Enjoying the people you’re playing with and server you’re playing on are two very important things that we prioritize.

    IndigoSMP is a vanilla based server, like Hermitcraft, with a strong player base.

    Indigosmp.mc-play.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Endless Disasters: Minecraft server with mods and a Discord

    Endless Disasters: Minecraft server with mods and a Discord

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Description
    ATM 10 Exclusive Minecraft server
    Arcana Automata Exclusive Minecraft server
    Vault Hunters 3 Exclusive Minecraft server

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the Infinity Horizons Minecraft server?

    You can join our Minecraft server by connecting to the IP address provided in our Discord server.

    2. Is there a whitelist on the server?

    Yes, we have a whitelist system in place to ensure the security and integrity of our gaming environment.

    3. Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

    4. Can I suggest new game modes or mods for the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community members and are always looking to improve and expand our gaming offerings.

    5. How can I report a player for misconduct or cheating?

    If you encounter a player who is violating the rules or cheating, please report them to our support team immediately so that appropriate action can be taken.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Royal Craft Minecraft Server

    Royal Craft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, also known as the Princess Peach Thread, is a land of wonder and whimsy where anything is possible.

    Join us and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of Bowser (yes, he’s real and he’s causing trouble in our world too). But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in your quest – you’ll have the help of Mario, Luigi, and all your favorite Nintendo characters by your side.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who are always up for a good time. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden warp pipes scattered throughout the land, you’ll be transported to a whole new dimension filled with even more adventures.

    So why wait? Join the Princess Peach Thread today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to watch out for flying turtles and fire-breathing plants – they’re not just for show!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Shake that Holy Boobers Minecraft SMP

    Shake that Holy Boobers Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to shake those holy boobers! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of dancing llamas who have mastered the art of twerking. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama shake it like there’s no tomorrow.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to boogie down with zombies and skeletons on the dance floor.

    3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking potato who gives out quest rewards in the form of french fries to a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored with these oddballs around.

    4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe server lag).

    So come join us and shake those holy boobers like your Minecraft life depends on it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP