Blocky Blunders & Love Fails
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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse! If you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Here are just a few outrageous reasons why you absolutely must join our zany blocky universe:
1. Creeper Cuddles Gone Wrong: Ever tried to romance a creeper? In our server, we had a guy who thought it was a good idea to take a creepypasta character on a date! Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well. One moment he was sharing a flower, the next he was just a charred memory of a "love story." Join us to see his ashes memorialized in pixelated glory!
2. Netherward Bound: Join us in the Nether, where a player once tried to impress a group of friends by doing the legendary “lava dive” but mixed his potions up and ended up turning into a sentient block of ice! The sight of him desperately hurling fireballs while trying to stay warm? Absolutely priceless.
3. Enderman’s Closet Confessions: Have you ever tried to flirt with an Enderman? One brave soul thought he’d give it a shot… until he realized ‘look but don’t touch’ was taken a bit too literally! Witness the saga as he accidentally grabbed an Enderman’s precious block and triggered an interdimensional war over a single log. Talk about a "breakup"!
4. The Great Sheep Meet-Cute: One player boasted about how he could woo sheep into following him with a trail of wheat. Little did he know, he accidentally attracted every hostile mob in the process! The result? An epic stampede of wool and mayhem that left him trapped in a wool fortress. Now we hold reenactments every Friday night!
5. Potion Mishaps: Ever brewed a potion that landed you back in time? One ambitious alchemist attempted to create a "Love Elixir" and instead ended up resurrecting ancient mobs! Now we have a weekly “Retro Rage” event where we relive the chaos—oh, and you might bump into a long-lost dinosaur too!
6. Ender Dragon’s Dating Profile: This server has a special feature—swipe right on the Ender Dragon! In a hilarious twist, it’s discovered that it has a thing for players wearing diamond armor. Unfortunately, many romances ended in dramatic dragon-breathing disasters, leaving players endlessly respawning to learn more of its quirky demands!
Dive into the wildest Minecraft experience ever! The laughter never ends, and neither do the absurd tales. Adventure awaits, and trust us—you do NOT want to miss out on these legendary shenanigans! Join now and contribute to our ever-growing encyclopedia of "Epic Fails!"
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Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures
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🎮✨ Welcome to the most utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your diamond pickaxe on, fam! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything, uninstall any semblance of a life you had, and join us on this pixelated adventure of madness! 🚀🌈
1. Epic Pizza Parties: You ever have a pizza delivered on your Minecraft world? Nah, me neither! But in this SMP, one time, a creeper sneezed and BOOM! – a pizza appeared! 🍕💥 We’ve got a special mod that turns all explosions into pepperoni pizzas… Disclaimer: Pizza might be a metaphor for diamonds or maybe even a giant cat. Who knows?
2. Dungeons of Doom: I once found a secret dungeon filled with endermen who were throwing a rager and inviting villagers! I showed up with my enchanted potato (it’s a thing, trust me) and we ended up doing the Macarena with them. 🤖💃 You could be a part of these insane dance-offs while crafting the next great block-based masterpiece!
3. Legendary Pets: Forget dogs and cats; we got a pet T-Rex named Steve who can carry you to the moon while also singing "Eye of the Tiger"! 🦖🌑 And he won’t even eat your face off, he’s only labeled as "dangerously affectionate." What’s better? He writes poems about your plays with obsidian!
4. Adventures in Lava: One time, I slipped into a pit of lava while trying to feed a pig a glowstone cupcake (again, who knows?), and instead of dying, I found a whole civilization of flamingo villagers who trade emeralds for roller skates! 🦩✨ Seriously, the deals are wilder than a nighttime in a haunted village filled with musical toasters!
5. Cursed Blocks: Did you know that we have a special block here that, when you mine it, gives you a random quantum result?! Like, one block might explode into 1,000 diamonds or turn your whole house into a gigantic cheese wheel! 🧀⚡️ Good luck keeping your entire fortress from becoming a Swiss delicacy!
6. Ultimate Drama: There’s a longstanding feud between Team Bedrockers and those pesky Dirt Gremlins. Last Saturday, an epic battle unfolded because someone stole the sacred Golden Shovel of Destiny! 💥⚔️ You gotta join and pick a side, or just be the chaotic neutral who throws cake at both parties while yelling “PIGS FLY!” for no reason!
7. The Great Weather Wars: The server has a malfunctioning weather machine that switches between snowstorms, tornadoes, and… spontaneous rain of donuts occasionally! 🍩🌪️ It’s a real mess, but that’s how we like it! Who wouldn’t want to build a cabin while dodging jelly-filled treats raining from the sky?
So, if you’re not convinced yet, I probably hate you. No but seriously, join this SMP where the blocks are as crazy as the people playing it, and where every moment is a vigorous trip through the warped funhouse of insanity. Don’t be boring, let’s be Minecraft legends together! 🚀💎🎉
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Welcome to Davidscloud Servers, where you can mine, craft, and occasionally wave at your neighbor from a social distance!

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About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Player Protection	Grief prevention system, 2,000 initial claim blocks, 120 claim blocks accrue per hour
Quality-of-Life	Banking system with interest, Market at Survival Spawn
Multiple Worlds	Survival World, Amplified World, Event World, Creative Plot World
Cross-Play	Java and Bedrock versions can play together

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How do I protect my builds on the server?

A: Players start with 2,000 claim blocks and accrue more over time. Only Owners and Trusted players can build or destroy on claimed land.

Q: Is there a way to earn money on the server?

A: Yes, there is a banking system that gives interest for every hour of playtime. You can use the money at the Market in the Survival Spawn.

Q: Can I explore different worlds on the server?

A: Yes, in addition to the main Survival World, there is an Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. We are also working on adding an Event World and Creative Plot World.

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: Use the IP mc.davidscloud.net for the Vanilla (Latest Version) server. The Bedrock Crossplay Port is 19132. Visit the connection tutorial for more information.

🚀 Completely Crooked 🚀 Anarchy SMP with 1.20.4! No Snitching allowed for our Five Year Anniversary

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Server IP: StraightUp.Minecraft.Best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG_Pa8_kWf4

Located in Dallas, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April 1, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted	No land claims or land protect
[💻] Stable server performance
[🌎] No world resets	Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes	Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat	Put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home	No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

Q: Are there any land protection features?

A: No, there are no land claims or land protect features on the server.

Q: Are there world resets on the server?

A: No, there are no world resets. The server maintains the same world without resets.

Q: Are there any special gameplay changes?

A: Minor quality of life changes have been made to empower greater player freedom, such as killing players to obtain their head and stopping phantoms from spawning by eating a cookie without moving your bed.

Q: Are there any teleportation or currency features?

A: No, the server does not have /tpa, /warp, /home commands or any currency, factions, or economy plugins that would ruin the vanilla survival experience.

MCLabs VS Hypixel
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Hypixel
Pros Cons
Large player base Can be overcrowded
Multiple game modes Can be overwhelming for new players
Regular updates and events Potential lag due to high player count
MCLabs
Pros Cons
Unique and immersive gameplay Smaller player base
10+ years of experience Limited game modes
Home to unique mechanics Less frequent updates
FAQ
Q: Which server has a larger player base?
A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to MCLabs.
Q: Which server offers more game modes?
A: Hypixel offers multiple game modes, while MCLabs has a more focused gameplay experience.
Q: Which server has been running for over 10 years?
A: MCLabs, formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs, has been running for over 10 years.
Q: Which server has more frequent updates?
A: Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events, while MCLabs may have less frequent updates due to its smaller size.

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Enchanted Parks: A world of adventure and magic, at your fingertips ✨
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Enchanted Parks is a Semi-RP project on Minecraft Java Edition aiming to create a set of custom theme parks that follow the codes of Disney parks. Our future Visitors will be able to experience an unforgettable stay with unique attractions, breathtaking shows and numerous activities!
Our first park under construction is inspired by the “Magic Kingdom” with a strong storyline based on the Society of Explorers and Adventurers, an organization whose history is interconnected in the different Disney parks around the world!
As a Guest, your adventure begins on Main Street, the main square and global hub of the greatest Adventurers of modern times. This place is especially home to the headquarters of the most famous private club: the Society of Explorers and Adventurers! Its members all came here by the lake on the edge of the city to tell us the stories of their greatest expeditions, and it’s up to you to experience them now!
An opening date has not yet been set at this time, our goal being to offer careful work and the most immersive experience possible from the opening. Being a very small team, this project takes a long time to come to fruition, and that’s where you can come in!
Enchanted Parks is recruiting new Cast Members with specific qualities and unique talents to join a team of committed and passionate volunteers:
Imagineering: Creating immersive worlds
Builder (Open Position): Using your imagination and ideas, you create immersive worlds for our visitors and Cast Members, from attractions and shops to restrooms and restaurants.
Rides / Shows Technician OR 3D Modeler / Pixel Artist (Open Position): You are at the heart of the magic, bringing the worlds of attractions to life through technique and innovation.
Guest Relations: Exceptional quality of service
Communication (Open Position): Using your creativity, you extend the magic of Enchanted Parks outside of our destination, particularly through our social networks.
If one of the positions presented interests you, more information including the application form is available on https://www.enchantedparks.fr/!
Would you like to join us and see the progress of the project? Find us on Discord, Instagram, X and YouTube!
If you have any questions about the project, don’t hesitate to ask after this post, I will be happy to answer them!
Enchanted Parks: A world of adventure and magic, at your fingertips
mc.enchantedparks.fr
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Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Multiple game modes	Can be overwhelming for new players
Regular updates and events	Potential lag due to high player count

Pros	Cons
Unique and immersive gameplay	Smaller player base
10+ years of experience	Limited game modes
Home to unique mechanics	Less frequent updates

NOVA – Noobs Only, Veteran Avoid

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NovaSMP

Starting soon! Join now!

Explore, fight, build and make friends on our large Minecraft server!

Build/claim settlements with your friends to have a place to live, trade and keep you safe, or go to war to conquer others!

The server is available on both Java 🖥️ and Bedrock 🎮!

Features:

🦺 A claiming system so you don’t get griefed
🛒 Players shops so you can buy and sell items / blocks
🌍 A fully interactive map of the entire server so you never get lost
💰 Daily rewards
🏠 Build Settlements with your friends to keep yourself safe from the wild/no man’s land
⚔️ War system
🔌 Tons of plugins to enhance the gameplay experience & quality of life
🤝 Active community w/ diplomatic channels

Join today!

https://discord.gg/VeqnbVFY

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions on how to connect to NovaSMP.
Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?	A: No, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?	A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on our Discord server for the full list of rules.
Q: Can I play with my friends on the server?	A: Absolutely! You can build settlements together and work as a team.
Q: Are there any in-game events?	A: Yes, we regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more!

OrbitMC: Where we keep our vanilla semi-sweet and our whitelist extra spicy! Now 1.20.4!

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Welcome to OrbitMC!

We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC server?	To join, you can visit our Linktree and follow the steps for getting involved and whitelisted on the server.
Is the OrbitMC server vanilla or modded?	We are a semi-vanilla server, meaning we have a few plugins for quality of life improvements but strive to keep the gameplay close to vanilla Minecraft.
Can I join with friends on the server?	Yes, you can join with friends as long as they also follow the whitelisting process.
Are there any rules on the OrbitMC server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found in our server Discord.

Bcraft: Where adults pretend to be kids and kids pretend to be adults

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Server Version	1.20.4
Land Claims	No land claims but protection plugins for rollback
Server Reset	Never reset
Discord Policy	Leaving Discord results in removal from whitelist
Economy	Diamonds as currency with shopping district at spawn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims allowed, but we have protection plugins to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server ever reset?

No, the server will never reset, allowing you to keep your progress intact even if you take breaks.

3. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, you will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability of the SMP community.

4. What is the server’s economy like?

We use diamonds as currency and have a shopping district at spawn, similar to Hermitcraft.

5. Are there any rules on the server?

We have zero tolerance for discrimination or racism, but friendly banter is welcome. And remember, never trust HMitten!

6. What type of players are welcome on the server?

We welcome players of all types, whether you’re a redstoner, explorer, or builder. We are more build-oriented and have limited technical aspects due to server performance.

Skyhubmc VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Skyhubmc
Large player base	Original skyblock islands
Wide variety of minigames	Great community and staff team
Regular events and updates
High-quality server performance
Active forums and community support

**FAQ:**

**1. Which server has a larger player base?**

*Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Skyhubmc.*

**2. Does Skyhubmc have original skyblock islands?**

*Yes, Skyhubmc offers original skyblock islands with a great community and staff team.*

**3. Which server has a wider variety of minigames?**

*Hypixel has a wider variety of minigames compared to Skyhubmc.*

**4. Which server has regular events and updates?**

*Hypixel regularly hosts events and updates its server, while Skyhubmc does not have as frequent updates.*

**5. Which server has high-quality performance?**

*Both Hypixel and Skyhubmc are known for their good server performance.*

**6. Which server has active forums and community support?**

*Hypixel has active forums and community support, while Skyhubmc’s community support is limited.*

Players’ Lounge: The Unofficial Retirement Home for Minecraft Boomers!

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Players’ Lounge Minecraft Server Overview

Highlights
Community projects, including nether hub and shopping district
In-game treasure hunts, games, and weekly lottery
Dynmap with markers for exploration in a 12k x 12k world
Whitelisted server for players 18 years and older

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Players’ Lounge?	Players’ Lounge is a Minecraft server offering a fresh world for players to explore and enjoy community activities.
What are some highlights of the server?	Community projects, in-game events, Dynmap for navigation, and a whitelisted environment for players 18 and older.
How can I join Players’ Lounge?	Join us on Discord and apply to become a part of our growing community of players.

WhyNot Use Our Smp server? We promise it’s not as chaotic as our custom worldgen!

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Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Description	A supportive and fun Minecraft server created in Australia, focusing on enjoying gameplay without causing trouble.
Location	Australia
Server Status	Running 24/7 with occasional maintenance closures
Join Discord	https://dsc.gg/whynotsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can anyone join the server?

A: Yes, anyone can join the server as long as they follow the rules and don’t cause any trouble.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: If you break the rules or cause issues on the server, you may be removed from the server by the administrator.

Q: Is the server always available?

A: The server runs 24/7 but may be closed for occasional maintenance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above to get access to the server.

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About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How do I protect my builds on the server?

Q: Is there a way to earn money on the server?

Q: Can I explore different worlds on the server?

Q: How do I connect to the server?

Server IP: StraightUp.Minecraft.Best

About Straight Up:

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

Q: Are there any land protection features?

Q: Are there world resets on the server?

Q: Are there any special gameplay changes?

Q: Are there any teleportation or currency features?

Hypixel

MCLabs

FAQ

Features:

FAQ:

Welcome to OrbitMC!

FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

2. Will the server ever reset?

3. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

4. What is the server’s economy like?

5. Are there any rules on the server?

6. What type of players are welcome on the server?

Players’ Lounge Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can anyone join the server?

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

Q: Is the server always available?

Q: How can I join the server?