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  • AwkwardCraft: Creeper in the Sheets

    AwkwardCraft: Creeper in the Sheets
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4801
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Animals Bred: 182 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, or a pickaxe, or whatever you need!

    Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous! We once had a player accidentally propose to their Minecraft girlfriend during a raid on a village – talk about commitment!

    So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the most hilarious mishaps, and the most unforgettable moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a pixelated pig!

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  • AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments

    AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 514
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Crops Grown: 2167 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action happens! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground love den where players can get frisky in pixelated passion!

    Forget about awkward moments during sex, on our server, the only awkward thing you’ll experience is trying to explain to your friends why you can’t stop playing! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together…just make sure to bring your diamond armor for protection!

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  • CreeperCatastrophe

    CreeperCatastrophe
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 6645
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ores Mined: 6010
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Crops Grown: 5229
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9332 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Star Shards Collected: 292

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    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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  • BlockyBedBloopers

    BlockyBedBloopers
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 6207
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Towns Built: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1406
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.

    So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

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  • BootyCraft: Rise & Grind!

    BootyCraft: Rise & Grind!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 3752
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

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    Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, “I wish I could spend all day building a giant roller coaster in Minecraft”? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have the craziest roller coaster building competitions that will make you forget all about your boring real life responsibilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow you to saddle up your trusty llama steed and take on all manner of ridiculous challenges.

    And if that’s not enough to get you excited, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear all over the map, just waiting for you to find them. But be warned, some of them are guarded by giant chickens with a taste for human flesh.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Who needs real life when you can spend all day riding llamas and building roller coasters?

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  • LynchCraft: VelvetPeaks78

    LynchCraft: VelvetPeaks78
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 239
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 New Chunks Explored: 83572
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

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    🤣🤣🤣 OMG u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like entering a David Lynch movie but with creepers and zombies instead of weirdos and mysteries 🧟‍♂️🎬 imagine building a world where u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in Lynch’s twisted mind 🤯🌌 who needs Twin Peaks when u can have Twin Blocks? 🏔️🧱 and forget about Blue Velvet, we got Blue Diamond armor to protect u from all the craziness 😎💎 join now and let’s get Lynchian together! RIP to the legend himself 🙏🎥 #MinecraftMadness #DavidLynchVibes

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  • Brain Boosting Aerobics

    Brain Boosting Aerobics
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 5007
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

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    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and BAM, your brain cells are like, “woah dude, we’re getting protected from Alzheimer’s!” like, who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? not only that, but it’s gonna restore balance in your aging brain, like some sorta magical potion or something. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, right? protect your brain cells and have a blast building stuff, it’s a win-win situation, dude!

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  • What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 269
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft ServersAsmongold Clips is a popular content creator known for sharing highlight videos of Asmongold, a well-known streamer and gaming personality. With a focus on humorous and entertaining moments from Asmongold’s live streams, Asmongold Clips has quickly gained a large following on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. Fans flock to Asmongold Clips for a quick dose of laughter and insight into the world of Asmongold’s gaming adventures.

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  • Critical NETWORK

    Critical NETWORK
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 4618
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Villages Defended: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 188
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Animals Bred: 45 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 409

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    CUSTOM MOBS AND BOSSES CUSTOM DUNGEONS CUSTOM ITEMS NEW BIOMES AND STRUCTURES CUSTOM SKILLS CUSTOM QUEST

    All vanilla.

    And all crossplatform!

    join the discord for help.

    mc.criticalsmp.org

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  • Cookie SMP

    Cookie SMP
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 6634
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

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    CookieSMP is a new survival multiplayer server we just made, we named it after the first person who joined actually lol come check us out

    216.225.157.141:26975

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  • ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6420
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1540
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 489 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

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    There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

    1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

    2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

    More information on the server in the menu – /help

    Brief description:

    ⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

    ⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

    ⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

    ⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

    ⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

    ⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

    ⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

    ⬛ Grief is prohibited.

    ⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

    ⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

    ⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    Not a short description.

    ⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

    We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

    ⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

    ⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

    ⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

    Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

    ⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

    uselessmine.ru

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  • Midnight Minecraft

    Midnight Minecraft
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 2254
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Crops Grown: 8477 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Alien Abductions: 0

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    Midnight Minecraft Server Overview

    Opening Date December 14th
    Modpack Over 300 mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, biome mods, dimension mods, and more
    Planned Projects Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether railway, community farms

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Head to the Discord server linked above, introduce yourself, and get whitelisted.
    What kind of players are you looking for? Players who enjoy long term projects, prefer community builds, and want to take things slow.
    Will there be community events? Yes, new dimensions will gradually be opened as community events.
    What is the server theme? Fantasy and steampunk/factory themes with community-focused projects.

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  • WaifuCraft 1.20.2

    WaifuCraft 1.20.2
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 3124
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8746
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 20

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    Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where we create the most epic waifus ever! But get this, we make them total jobbers who barely get any screen time in our shonen world. It’s like, why even bother, right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So if you’re into that kinda twisted stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • GalentineCraft

    GalentineCraft
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3244
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1287
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

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    Are you tired of boring parties where everyone’s significant other tags along like a clingy sidekick? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept cool singles who are ready to mingle! Just like our friend who couldn’t handle a girls’ night without her hubby, we believe in keeping things spicy and drama-free. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious builds, and maybe even find your player two along the way. Don’t be like the “package deal” couple, be a solo superstar on our server!

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