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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8663	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268

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Thunder Town

cozy forest

Earth, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

join us for some fun! it’s just a new server for making friends! it was originally for us pen pals. we also have a discord you can join! just vanilla Minecraft !

we’re probably gonna whitelist this server eventually, so join the Discord so you can put your name in!

cozyforest.my.pebble.host

BemBoemBonkers

Creative, Factions, Skyblock

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

mc.bemboembonkers.click:25582

HeroibusCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Survival towny server with everything customized texture pack and more 1.20.1, content: – Towny – Bosses – New Mobs – Custom Nether – Custom End – Kits – Economy – Marry – Warps

JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD THE TEXTURE-PACK AND MOD TO BE ABLE TO JOIN THIS JOURNEY

38.101.59.7

Coronabunker.wtf

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Votes:	8120	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

We are a cheerful, mainly German community, here everyone can find a game or players to suit their taste! We mainly play Minecraft, Garry’s Mod, Valheim and LoL, but are always open to a breath of fresh air! Our game servers for these games are all hosted in our own data center. If a server is needed, simply contact @Luki on Discord!

coronabunker.wtf

The Paranoid SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21

We feature many things on this server! Among them are the SMP function, PvP Arena, Trading, Marketplace and much much more! To join our server simply type the Adress in: play.paranoidsmp.com We are a brand new server, so make sure to join our Discord, so you can give us Bugs that we have to fix! Make sure to join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/TdFPFNwHRv

play.paranoidsmp.com:2060

End Portal Frame

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	8363	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to the world of End Portal Frame, a NEW classic vanilla survival Minecraft server. Here you discover a unique survival experience, surrounded by friends and other players, designed to work together to create a world where everyone can express their creativity, building skills and ability to cooperate.

Some key aspects of the server: simple and comfortable rules, strict donation, no PVP (or not?), private region, houses and warps, friends and clans and much more!

Feel free to join us and become part of a fascinating story that can unite you around a common goal – survival and building an ideal world. Have a good game!

135.181.126.184:25922

PlayOlympus

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

CONNECT VIA IP IF PLAYOLYMPUS.HOST DOESN’T WORK Welcome to PlayOlympus Minecraft! Here you will find everything from custom enchantments and bosses, to unique reward systems and economy. Our goal is to create a longterm, *vanilla* (even if it has custom content we consider any server that doesn’t require clientside installations to be vanilla) server that doesn’t change the world EVER and offers an unbeatable survival experience to it’s players.

82.180.160.217

Infinity Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	124
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our friendly Eco skyblock community! With an array of features to discover, . We offer a diverse range of crates packed with exciting rewards, custom enchants to give your gameplay a unique flair, and a comprehensive ranking system to track your progress. And that’s just the beginning! Our shop has everything you need to thrive in our skyblock world. Come join us

145.239.177.126:25598

EarthCraft SMP

Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	172	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Buildings Constructed:	49
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	6570	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

EarthCraft is a new SMP server on a 1:750 scale earth map. You can claim land for the time being, nations and towns will be implemented in the near future with a steady player base.

Looking to connect? Our IP address is earthcraft.mcserver.ws

+ Custom tools + Tanks + Cars + Free Ranks + Player Rewards

173.240.151.165:25578