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PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

black hawk helicopters, boarding, Combat, commandos, Covert, Crafty, deployment, Edition, Elite, idf, INVADE, Israeli special forces, Military, Minecraft, Mission, Operation, Special Operations, strategy, success, Tactics, Trust the plan, venom snake, Victory, West Bank

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Void Gems Collected:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	4438

Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Runes Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	95471	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crops Grown:	1496	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Potions Brewed:	100
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Crops Grown:	4133
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crops Grown:	8776	Mines Excavated:	2805
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	2414	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!