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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3394 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 8904 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so embarrassing! But then the admin swooped in on a flying pig and saved me, it was epic.
But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have giant chickens roaming around and a secret underground disco party where we all wear diamond armor and dance to Creeper music. And don’t even get me started on the pranks, last week someone turned the entire spawn into a giant potato, it was so random and hilarious.
So if you want to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have a secret handshake involving llamas and fireworks, it’s pretty exclusive. Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join us now!
