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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 4373
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 624267 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Crops Grown: 6697 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCringeCraft

    CreeperCringeCraft
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 193
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Potions Brewed: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Villages Defended: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 400

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in shame over embarrassing moments? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave all that embarrassment behind and start fresh! Join us and let your virtual blocky avatar live a life free of cringeworthy mishaps. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where embarrassing moments never happened. So come on over and leave your shame at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

    Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 8675
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5469 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 31 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Animals Bred: 126 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFriendz

    CraftyFriendz
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 8760
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Crops Grown: 9964 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Potions Brewed: 25 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 481 Players Killed by Monsters: 8753
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 120 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

    Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NasrallahsGoneWild

    NasrallahsGoneWild
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 8806
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Potions Brewed: 22 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 2154
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 246 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 4886
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magic Items Found: 1311
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9790
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Towns Built: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 355735 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4142
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 265
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 5445
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Emeralds Found: 4467
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchantments Applied: 147
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Void Armor Forged: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 3030
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Star Shards Collected: 173
    Animals Bred: 29 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 1858
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Farms Harvested: 517

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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