embarrassing lie – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver
big fat lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, DumbestLieEver, embarrassing lie, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, funny lie, LieCraft, little white lie, long nose, porky pie, smp, stupid lie, tall story, tall tale, untruth, white lie, whopper
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!

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Skillz4SMP: Redstone Prodigy
Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, networking, personal growth, problem solving, Prodigy, Redstone, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, Stress Management, Time management
Bro, have you ever heard of this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the dopest place to be, like seriously. You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events. Like, one time we had a chicken riding contest and it was wild, bro. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig, trust me.
But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have this secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a treasure hunt every day, trying to find where we stashed all our loot. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with llamas. It was hilarious, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and learn some mad skills like chicken riding and llama pranking, you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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LonelyCraft
abandoned cities, Apocalypse, deserted planet, Despair, eerie silence, empty streets, empty world, existential crisis, Exploration, fear, ISOLATION, last human, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, new beginning, post-apocalyptic, self reliance, solitude, surreal experience, Survival, uncertainty
Imagine waking up on our Minecraft server and finding out you’re the last player in the world! But don’t worry, you’re not alone because our server is filled with wacky NPCs like talking cows and dancing zombies.
Join our server for the chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure chocolate and ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep.
But be careful, because the evil Ender Dragon is plotting to steal all the cake in the world! Only you can stop him by completing ridiculous quests like finding the lost potato of power or taming a wild creeper.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate hero in a world where anything is possible (and totally bonkers)!

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CraftyPearsonLandings
aircraft landing, airport incident, airport operations, airport procedures, airport protocol, airport response team, airport security, aviation incidents, aviation safety, CraftyPearsonLandings, emergency landing, emergency preparedness, emergency procedures, emergency response, flight emergency, Pearson airport, Pearson International Airport, Plane landing, Toronto, Toronto emergency services, Toronto News
LOLz come join dis amazin minecraft server where we make planes land in Toronto’s Pearson airport all da time! we gotz emergency situations happenin left and right, itz a thrill ride like no other! come join us for da chaos and craziness, you won’t regret it! Plus, our runway is made of diamonds so you can mine while you wait for da next plane to land! Join now for a wild ride you won’t find anywhere else!

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Cell Craft: Protein Fit Discovery
ai, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, Cell, cell biology, computational biology, Craft, data analysis, discovery, drug development, drug discovery, fit, hidden rules, interior design, molecular design, new tool, pharmaceutical research, predictive modeling, protein, protein fitting, protein function, protein interactions, protein structure, proteins
come join our minecraft server where we have AI that reveals hidden interior design rules of the cell! yep, you heard it right, we got proteins fitting in places you never knew existed. this ain’t your average drug discovery, this is next level stuff. who needs boring old science when you can play minecraft and learn about cells at the same time? join now and uncover the mysteries of the universe, one block at a time.

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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Adventures, Anticheat, close to vanilla, Experience, fair footing, Griefing, History, java edition, Land Claims, Open, player freedom, Players, PvP, quality of life changes, Server, Stable server performance, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, World Resets

Server Information

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims or protections are not permitted on our server.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding.
Are there economy plugins?	No, we do not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.1
1.20.1, CH, Cheese lover, Cheese puns, Cheesed to meet you, Cheesy, cheesy greeting, cheesy humor, cheesy introduction, Cheesy jokes, cheesy puns, dairy, Ethereal, Food, funny, Greeting, humor, introduction, Meeting, play on words, pun, Realm, Social Interaction
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a cheese dream come true!
We got cows that poop out blocks of cheese instead of milk, like what even is reality anymore?
And the creepers? Oh man, they explode into a shower of nacho cheese Doritos, it’s a snack attack every time you see one!
Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a giant block of Swiss cheese flying around breathing fire that smells like melted cheddar.
So come on, join us and let’s get cheesy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

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MineCraftyDebtCollectors Server
Agenda, CAR, Cash, Conversation, Driving, entitled, Envelope, expensive, family, instructor, insurance, lessons, MineCraftyDebtCollectors, MONEY, Need, parents, perspective, pissed, screaming, Server, SOLD
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of unexpected gifts like cars that you can’t even drive! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no surprise car insurance bills.
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your parents selling your virtual car without warning. In fact, we encourage you to drive as many pixelated vehicles as you want, without the pressure to actually learn how to drive in real life.
Imagine a world where you can take your anger out by building a virtual replica of the car your dad sold, only to drive it off a cliff and watch it explode in a glorious display of blocky fireworks. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who needs a real car when you can have a Minecraft car that never runs out of gas or gets sold behind your back? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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WinterWindowWoes
closed window, Communication, Court, Damage, dead of winter, front door, Heat, LANDLORD, MAYHEM, misunderstanding, pet cat, power saving, RETALIATION, roommate, Screen, stray cat, street cat, trashed stuff, Winter, WinterWindowWoes
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy cats, closed windows, and heated arguments.
Experience the thrill of accidentally trapping your roommate’s secret pet cat in their room, only to have it wreak havoc and leave a mess everywhere. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now and immerse yourself in a world where closing windows in the dead of winter can lead to epic battles and outrageous accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft SMP
Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCraze, creepy, Daunting, Disturbing, eerie, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Minecraft, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling
Bro, lemme tell ya, the scariest sentence I ever heard was when I joined this Minecraft SMP and the admin was like “If you don’t join, a creeper will explode in your face in real life!” I was like whaaat?! So I joined immediately because I ain’t messin’ with no real life creepers, man. And let me tell you, this server is lit af. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna avoid real life creepers and have a blast, you gotta join this server ASAP, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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HustleCraft
creative outlet, entrepreneurial venture, extra income, financial independence, flexible schedule, freelance work, gig economy, HustleCraft, independent contractor, money-making hobby, multiple streams of income, online platform, part time job, passion project, pursuing dreams, second job, self-employment, side business, side gig, side hustle, work from home
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is the perfect place to show off your side hustle skills.
Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur. Sell virtual lemonade on the streets of our bustling virtual city, or start your own virtual pet grooming business. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your side hustle shine! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – or get caught up in a wild adventure you’ll never forget.

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