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ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	229
Mines Excavated:	1634	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BrainyBlockz

anxiety, BrainyBlockz, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional intelligence, gifted individuals, High IQ, high standards, impostor syndrome, intelligence, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, misunderstood, perfectionism, pressure to succeed, self-criticism, self-doubt, smart people, Social Skills, societal expectations

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1674
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and surround yourself with players who are so intelligent, they’ve actually transcended human understanding.

Our server is home to the most brilliant minds in the Minecraft community, from redstone wizards who can build functioning computers in-game to architects who can recreate the entire city of Atlantis block by block.

But beware, the intelligence level on our server is so high that players have been known to accidentally create black holes while trying to craft a simple pickaxe. So if you’re ready to have your mind blown (literally), join us now and see if you can keep up with the geniuses of Minecraft!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

birth incentives, cultural norms, demographic crisis, demographic trends, discriminatory policies, Family Planning, fertility rates, gender equality, government agency, KoreaCraft, low birth rate, Minecraft, nationalistic policies, policy implementation, population control, public health, reproductive rights, Server, social engineering, social welfare, societal issues, south korea, traditional values

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this crazy story where the South Korea government agency is all like, “Yo, we need more babies up in here!” So they come up with these wack policies that are all nationalistic and discriminatory and stuff. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just for fun in the game, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of a wild adventure where you gotta help the government agency make more babies or something. Like, who even comes up with this stuff, right? But hey, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. Plus, we got like, the best community ever, so come on and join us for some crazy times!

GlideBombCraft

Defense, defense capabilities, defense industry, glide bombs, GlideBombCraft, military contracts, military cooperation, military equipment, military hardware, military innovation, military modernization, military procurement, military supply chain., military technology, military upgrades, missile technology, technology transfer, Ukraine, ukraine military, US, weapons development.

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	1747	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb, but not like a bomb that doesn’t work like the ones ukraine got from the US. we got our own glide bombs, bro! and they work like a charm, trust me.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of flying through the air like a majestic eagle, dropping bombs on unsuspecting foes below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft.

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, our players are like master builders, creating insane structures that will blow your mind.

so come join us on this server and experience the excitement of glide bombs, epic build battles, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. trust me, you won’t regret it!

LinoPawzCraft

Acrylic Nails, acrylic nails care, acrylic nails crawling, acrylic nails design, acrylic nails funny, acrylic nails meme, acrylic nails on lino floor, acrylic nails sound, acrylic nails tips, acrylic nails trend, beauty, CRAWL, dog, fashion, lino floor, LinoPawzCraft, Long Nails, manicure, nail art, nails, Sound

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE FUN? WELL THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A COW WHO COULD FLY. YES, FLY! AND ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE THAT FLYING COW INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIE PIGMEN! NOT CONVINCED YET? WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS – WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE YOU DIAMONDS FOR SEASHELLS! PLUS, OUR SERVER IS PROTECTED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA WHO SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

CraftyNameMatch

career choices, chance, Consistency, CraftyNameMatch, dataset, DRAWN, effect, high similarity, initial letter, initial letter effect, name influence, names, naming patterns, new study, nominative determinism, Places, Professions, professions and names, professions and places, Similarity, study

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8168	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Runes Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20

so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.

and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.

and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.

Davidscloud: The Only Place Where You Can Die Virtually Instead of in Real Life

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Votes:	2803
Void Gems Collected:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Divine Spears Created:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

Overview
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community dedicated to providing a friendly environment for gamers to enjoy playing together. The Minecraft server has been active since 1.7.10 and offers a variety of features for players to enjoy.

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the player protection system on the server?	The server has a grief prevention system where players start with 2,000 blocks they can claim and accrue more over time. These claims are protected and can only be modified by the claim owner or Trusted players.
What quality-of-life features does the server offer?	The server offers free and non-pay-to-win features such as a banking system that gives interest for playtime and a Market for players to purchase goods.
Are there multiple worlds on the server?	Yes, in addition to the traditional Survival world, the server has an Amplified World for more exploration. There are plans to add an Event World and Creative Plot World in the future.
Does the server support cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, the server allows cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions, enabling players to connect regardless of platform as long as they have a paid Java account.
Where can I get more information and support for the server?	You can join the Davidscloud Discord for assistance with commands, admin support, community rules, and more. Join Discord

Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net

Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132

For connection tutorial, visit: Connection Tutorial

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Beach, beauty, blockbusters, Coast, Destination, Escape, getaway, Minecraft, Ocean, Paradise, Peaceful, Relaxation, sand, sea, Serene, Server, Summer, Sun, Sunny, travel, Tropical, vacation, Waves

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Literally, we have a whole colony of bees that will follow you around and protect you from any pesky creepers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that you can ride into battle against other players. And if unicorns aren’t your thing, we also have a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp with its fiery breath.

Join our server today and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, once you choose the bea-ACK, you’ll never want to play on any other server again!

PolyVariant Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	336125	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and mundane? Well, look no further because on our server, we do things a little differently. We’re all about variant dispatches and pointer derefs – because why stick to the norm when you can shake things up with some API magic?

Join us and experience the thrill of using polymorphism like never before. Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride for your coding skills, where memory is cheap and creativity is priceless. So why settle for basic when you can level up your game with us? Come on, embrace the chaos and join the fun!

PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2164
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	9859	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Are you tired of your pet just sitting there, looking cute and doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, your pet can become a master builder! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows your furry friend to create epic structures and redstone contraptions while you sit back and relax.

Imagine logging on to see your pet’s masterpiece, complete with a pet-sized pickaxe and hard hat. They’ll be mining, crafting, and building like a pro, all while wagging their tail in excitement. And the best part? They’ll never ask for a raise or complain about their working conditions.

So why wait? Join our server today and watch your pet become the ultimate Minecraft architect. Who knows, maybe they’ll even build a giant bone-shaped castle for you to live in!

BlockBinge: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2697
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

If you could forget one show just to have the feeling of watching it for the first time again, it would definitely be the epic saga of our Minecraft server! Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and talking trees. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! Join us for a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!