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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Enchantments Applied:	51	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Farms Harvested:	539	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Towns Built:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally set my house on fire trying to cook a steak in the furnace. Trust me, you’ll never be bored here with all the crazy shenanigans that go on, like the time we had a massive chicken parade through the village or when we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs.

And hey, if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Just ask Steve and his pet pig, Bacon, who are inseparable ever since they met in our server’s love shack. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic Minecraft adventures that will leave you crying tears of joy. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

And if you’re looking for a new twist on the game, we have a special “Worst Sexual Experience” challenge where you have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises. Can you make it out alive?

So come on over and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of having too much fun!

BlockyBedBizarre

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	231	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your last Tinder date? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and insanity, just without the motion sickness (unless you’re playing in VR, then good luck).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race, don’t question it).

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions (watch out for the zombie unicorns), and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

VietnamCraft Server: US Defense Ties

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	6447
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

u want to join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like vietnam tryna expand its security and defense ties with the US but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles like the vietnam war but with creepers and zombies instead of soldiers. u can build bomb shelters and hide from the enemy players tryna take over ur land. plus, we got secret tunnels and underground bases for u to explore. join now and be a part of the epic war for domination in minecraft land!

Putin’s Peaceful Pixel Palace

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ores Mined:	3904	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t down with your cray-cray peace conditions, putin”. come join our minecraft server where we reject all absurd conditions like having to mine diamonds with a spoon or build a house out of slime blocks. we only do epic builds and pvp battles here, no nonsense allowed. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, so come join if you dare! #herobrineapproved #putinsucks #minecraftmadness

Neutron’s Electric Bill Insanity

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, they got this dude who supposedly pulled off a nuclear boy scout backyard fission reactor scheme! Like, what even is that?! Imagine the shenanigans you can get into on this server with that kind of energy floating around. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and radioactive fun! Let’s get this party started, fam!

DopamineCraft: Mindful Minds

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32

LOL YO COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE DOPAMINE FLOWS LIKE A RIVER AND YOUR MENTALISING ABILITIES WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO MATH, COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA, AND SHEEP THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE!

JOIN US AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER GENIUS AS YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE, SO YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS THEY’LL PULL NEXT!

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RiseCraft – Minecraft server Minecraft server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Star Shards Collected:	74	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

We are the #1 server with anarchy, griefer and vanilla survival. Interesting adventures, epic battles and difficult challenges – it’s all about us!

Our players are one of our main priorities. That is why behind the RiseCraft project there is a responsible team, ready to solve any issue.

Join now!

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The Coping Dead Server: Where zombies cope with their undead life crisis in 1.18.2

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

The Coping Dead Server Overview

Server Features	80 mods including Lost Cities, Crafting Dead core mods, custom buffed zombies, vehicles, planes, and more
Points of Interests	Custom locations for loot spawns
Factions	Create factions to fight against other survivors
Shop & Marketplace	Sell loot and trade valuable items
Join Server & Discord	IP: 185.137.94.42:25662 Discord: https://discord.gg/KVDY4YRg9m

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I download the modpack?	Join our Discord server and you will find the modpack download link in the announcements channel.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a faction?	You can play solo or team up with other survivors by creating or joining a faction.
What kind of loot can I find in the custom points of interests?	You can find a variety of loot including weapons, food, medical supplies, and crafting materials.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, we occasionally host PvP events with rewards for the winning factions.
How do I sell my loot in the shop?	You can sell your loot at the shop by interacting with the shopkeeper NPC.

EnviroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server takes environmental storytelling to a whole new level. Picture this: you’re walking through a lush forest and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with diamonds and gold. But watch out, because the cave is also home to a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden secrets, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows what wonders await you in this wacky world of wonderment? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

TittyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the socials are as overdeveloped as our players’ virtual tits! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly players who were all rocking some seriously impressive pixelated cleavage. They showed the new player around, teaching them how to build the biggest, most voluptuous structures in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most sought-after resources in the game. Want to mine for diamonds while being surrounded by giant, bouncing breasts? Look no further, my friend.

And let’s not forget about our weekly “Twerk for Diamonds” event, where players can show off their best dance moves in exchange for precious gems. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server, where the socials are overdeveloped and the fun never stops. Who knew Minecraft could be so… titillating?

Pastryless GF Diet Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	266
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your girlfriend’s reaction to a cinnamon roll? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, just like the time when your girlfriend cried over a bakery bag. Our server is filled with surprises, just like the time she accused you of “flaunting” your cinnamon roll.

Join now for a chance to experience the same level of intensity and confusion as this Reddit post. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join today!