New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

    MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6049
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 330
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

    So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 2900
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2995
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Votes: 4227
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchantments Applied: 154
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Magic Items Found: 8630 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 593
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 1296
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5931 Emeralds Found: 5360

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5497
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Ores Mined: 7921 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    play.tartaruscore.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 4221
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 1250
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 9968
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 9521
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 6296
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1561
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    New Minecraft Server
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