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  • AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

    AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3853
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

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  • GawrCraft – Gura’s Minecraft Server

    GawrCraft – Gura’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 2240
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Our members are like no other – they’re a wild bunch who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic battles with giant creepers to building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive VODs that will have you in stitches, Twitter updates that will make you LOL, and TikTok videos that will have you hitting the like button faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

    And let’s not forget about our merch – it’s so cool, you’ll want to wear it everywhere you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious Minecraft server around and get ready for a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPunch Minecraft Server

    PixelPunch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6334
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Farms Harvested: 711
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on your ancient potato PC from the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise for all you pixelated adventurers out there!

    Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before with mind-blowing graphics, lightning-fast performance, and zero lag guaranteed! Say goodbye to those days of waiting for your game to load while your computer wheezes and coughs like a dying llama.

    But wait, there’s more! With our modern gaming PCs, you can build the most epic structures, slay dragons with ease, and explore vast worlds without any limitations. You’ll feel like a Minecraft god, ruling over your pixelated kingdom with absolute power and glory.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the possibilities of playing Homeworld 3 on a modern PC. The graphics will be so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually commanding a fleet of spaceships in outer space. It’s like living out your wildest sci-fi fantasies without leaving the comfort of your gaming chair.

    So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to a modern gaming PC now and join our server for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Trust us, once you go modern, you’ll never look back to your old, tired HD 7850 and i5 3570. It’s time to level up and conquer the pixelated world like a true gaming champion!

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  • PeeCraft Minecraft Server

    PeeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1794
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 114 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t pee on anyone? Look no further! Our server offers a unique and revolutionary feature where you can pee on anyone and everyone! Want to assert your dominance over your fellow players? Just whip it out and let it flow! Join now for the ultimate golden shower experience in Minecraft! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper!

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  • LMAO Even Minecraft Server

    LMAO Even Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6788
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 811
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block parties. We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and respawning).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a pair of diamond boots for all the shenanigans that await you.

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  • Divine & Mind

    Divine & Mind
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 7479
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Explore an exciting survival world on our Minecraft 1.20.4 server! With protective stones, voting system, ranks, no lag and a vibrant Argentine community. Join now and start your adventure!

    45.235.98.194:25688

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  • Warden Network

    Warden Network
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 5254
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Bangladeshi Minecraft Lifesteal Server.We have custom item , custom enchants, spawner etc.Gamemode:Bedwar,lifesteal. Note: Port is only for bedrock (25019)

    play.wardennetwork.fun:25019

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  • ROFLANCRAFT (survival server) Minecraft server

    ROFLANCRAFT (survival server) Minecraft server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 7637
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Star Shards Collected: 128
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 477
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “ROFLANCRAFT survival server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    d16.gamely.pro:20574

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  • Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood! Join our Builders Haven SMP server on Java 1.20.4!

    Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood! Join our Builders Haven SMP server on Java 1.20.4!
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 7372
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Alien Abductions: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival
    Server Age 1 week
    Community Focus Builders and farm makers
    Features Themed areas, farms, redstone builds

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How old is the server? The server is just 1 week old.
    What type of players are you looking for? We are looking for builders and farm makers who want to join a long lasting community.
    What can I expect on the server? Themed areas, lots of farms, cool redstone builds, and opportunities to build your own projects.
    How can I get started? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/d4kNQJmh to get started.

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  • NikkeCraft Minecraft Server

    NikkeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8415
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for some insane fun.

    Join us for events like the Golden Coin Rush, where you can collect more coins than a greedy villager. Coming up, we have the Co-Op: Harvester event, where you can team up with other players to harvest crops faster than you can say “Enderman”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruit, Soda: Twinkling Bunny, is ready to hop into action. And don’t miss out on upcoming recruit Alice: Wonderland Bunny – she’s as mad as a hatter!

    With costume passes like Diesel: Midnight Strawberry and Mary: Medical Rabbit, you can dress your character in the most outrageous outfits imaginable. Who knew rabbits could be so fashionable?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have anniversary codes that will blow your mind. Join us for our 1.5th anniversary celebration and use codes like ONEANDHALFANNIVSHOWBEWITHCOMMANDER to unlock exclusive rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good.

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  • MineCraft XIVG: Endwalker Server

    MineCraft XIVG: Endwalker Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 1597
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 637333 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Farms Harvested: 449 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Join our Minecraft server and thank your lucky stars that Zanmato isn’t out for your blood! 🌟

    🚀 Early Access starting Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024! 🚀

    🎉 In-game events that will blow your mind: – Yo-kai Watch Event rerun (Until Patch 7.0) – Catch ’em all in Minecraft! – Moogle Treasure Trove (Until June 24th) – Find hidden treasures in the pixelated world! – Fall Guys Collaboration Event (Until June 10th) – Fall Guys meets Minecraft, what could go wrong? – Make it Rain (Until May 31st) – It’s raining loot in Minecraft, hallelujah!

    🌍 General News that will make you want to join ASAP: – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – Travel between regions like a boss! – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches! – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells – Build your empire in Minecraft! – Meetups that will rock your world – from BLU meetups to Ebin Awards, we’ve got it all!

    🤪 Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! 🤪

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