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SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Votes:	8427	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

CraftyDateDisaster

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	148
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Picture this: you’re on a date in Minecraft, everything is going smoothly until your date accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on you. But fear not, on our server, we have special anti-creeper repellent that will keep those explosive pests at bay. Join us for a chance to find love and survive the ultimate date night disaster!

COPcraft

Community, COPcraft, Cosy, Discord, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Server, Shock-Zone., smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	102
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

cosy SMP server

– join us @ IP copcraft.shock-zone.com – java 1.20.4

feel free to join our discord server as well to receive updates and be part of the awesome community

copcraft.shock-zone.com:25566

Get Lost in the Woods on Forestcraft SMP – Where Vanilla is a Spice, Dynmap is a Guide, and Seasons are…seasonal.

Antihack, Antixray, are…seasonal, bedrock, Coreprotect, Datapack, Discord, Dynmap, ELYTRA, Essentialsx, Expansion, Floodgate, Forestcraft, Guide, integration, Inventory rollback, java, Lost, PvP, Seasons, smp, Spice, ToolTrims, Towns, Vanilla, Wars, Woods

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.4 with Expansion Datapack, Seasons and ToolTrims
Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	forestcraftsmp.us.to:25597
Tweaks
Rules	No stealing, no explosions unless on your own land, no non-consensual PvP
Plugins	EssentialsX, Floodgate, CoreProtect, Inventory Rollback, AntiHack, AntiXray
Towns	Floria, ICP, Cerasia
Features	Player-run towns, wars between towns, Java & Bedrock support, Discord integration

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I start my own town?

A: Yes, you can start your own town or join one of the existing towns.

Q: Are there any specific rules for wars between towns?

A: Wars can be waged between towns, but please ensure that all parties involved consent to the conflict.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed as long as it is consensual. Non-consensual PvP is not permitted.

Q: What platforms does the server support?

A: The server supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.

Q: How can I report any rule violations or issues on the server?

A: You can report any rule violations or issues to the server staff or through the Discord channel for quick resolution.

Jehovah’s Crafters: Where Even Creepers Knock on Your Door!

Beliefs, BIBLE, Christianity, Crafters, CREEPERS, Door, evangelism, FAITH, global religion, Jehovah, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, jehovahs, Knock, proselytizing, Religion, religious beliefs, religious community, religious denomination, religious group, religious organization, religious practices, religious sect, spirituality, watchtower, Worship

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door every weekend? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on Jehovah’s Witnesses! That’s right, no more interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Blocky Foreskin Adventures: Where Every Creep is a Creeper!

Adventures, blocky, circumcision, creep, creeper, Foreskin, foreskin advice, foreskin awareness, foreskin care, foreskin community, foreskin education, foreskin hygiene, foreskin issues, foreskin overgrowth, foreskin problems, foreskin research, foreskin solutions, foreskin stretching, foreskin support, foreskin surgery, foreskin therapy, foreskin treatment, overgrown foreskin, redundant prepuce

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of your foreskin being longer than your patience waiting for it to shrink back to normal size? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We may not be able to fix your foreskin, but we can offer you a distraction from your genital woes with our epic gameplay and hilarious community.

Join us and escape the stress of researching redundant prepuce treatments! Build a virtual world where your foreskin can be as long as you want it to be (we won’t judge). Plus, who needs a girlfriend requesting circumcision when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Don’t let your overgrown foreskin hold you back, join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a fellow player who can relate to your unique situation. So what are you waiting for? Let’s mine and craft our way to foreskin freedom!

GalaxyLifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

A Lifesteal Server with all features a server need to have you can play in the server with minecraft java 1.16-1.20 , Cross Play is not supported

galaxylifesteal.fr.to:26342

The Sanctuary: Where semi-adults play pretend with blocks and call it a 18+ ‘Season 5’ adventure

Adventure, application, Applications, base tours, blocks, build team, Call, Community, Discord, Elytra Finding, enthusiastic, Events, Friendly, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Nether Hub, Play, portal room, PRETEND, proximity chat, Sanctuary, Season, semiadults, shopping district, smp, Staff

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Towns Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Features	Status
Dynmap with Pins, 15K x 15k World Border with Expansions	✅
No AFK Kick	✅
Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord	✅
Server Build Team	✅
Frequent and Engaging Events	✅
Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans	✅
End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding	✅
No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray	✅
5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff	✅
Optional Proximity Chat	✅

How to Apply

You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon! https://discord.gg/ZdMH5Ft8BM

FAQ

Q: Is there a world border on the server? A: Yes, the server has a 15K x 15k World Border with expansions.

Q: Are there any rules against cheating on the server? A: No, cheating is strictly prohibited on the server. Every diamond mined is checked for X-Ray.

Q: How can I join the server? A: You can apply through the Discord server by filling out a quick application.

Q: Is there a build team on the server? A: Yes, there is a server build team and applications are encouraged from everyone.

Q: Are there frequent events on the server? A: Yes, the server hosts frequent and engaging events such as base tours, build competitions, and game nights.

BennixMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, Boundless, BuildATHON, camaraderie, challenge, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, discovery, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Infinity, ISLAND, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, skydiving, Survival, Thrills, Vanilla, Victory

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	2209	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Hypixel	BennixMC
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server with millions of players	– Unique and engaging gameplay experiences
– Wide variety of minigames and activities available	– SuperSMP, Skyblock, and Infinite Parkour modes
– Constant updates and additions to keep gameplay fresh	– Vibrant and active community
– High-quality server performance and stability	– Endless possibilities for creativity and adventure
Cons	Cons
– Can be overwhelming for new players due to size and complexity	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has more players?	Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of players.
Which server offers more unique gameplay experiences?	BennixMC offers unique gameplay modes like SuperSMP, Skyblock, and Infinite Parkour.
Which server has better community engagement?	BennixMC has a vibrant and active community that fosters creativity and camaraderie.
Which server has more frequent updates?	Hypixel is known for constant updates and additions to keep gameplay fresh.

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and Blocks Collide

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Void Gems Collected:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out and causes chaos like never before.

Imagine building your dream castle with Petra Gurin while Elira Pendora pranks unsuspecting players. Or teaming up with Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin to take on epic quests in the land of OBSYDIA.

But wait, there’s more! Join Ethyria and witness Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou battle it out in epic PvP matches. Or head over to Luxiem where Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma create the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.

And don’t forget ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and Ren Zott0 show off their building skills in the most extravagant ways possible.

But that’s not all! XSOLEIL is where D_Dropscythe, Meloco Kyoran, Hex Haywire, Kotoka Torahime, and Ver Vermillion host the craziest parties and events you’ve ever experienced.

And if you’re feeling daring, head over to Krisis where Vezalius Bandage, Tyrant Vanta, and YuQWilsonTTT will lead you on the most thrilling adventures you’ve ever been on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags out there. Let’s make this the most epic Minecraft server in history!

Pixelated Pwnage

Artificial Intelligence, Autonomy, control, Cyn, death, Ethics, fate, free will, Machines, Murder Drones, Mystery, pixelated, pwnage, Robots, science fiction, SOLVER, speculation, Survival, Technology, Thriller

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crops Grown:	6558
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us on our server where you can embark on epic quests to save the Drone named Cyn from the evil clutches of the Solver. Will she survive the deal or will she meet a hilarious demise? Only you can decide her fate!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you help save Cyn, but you can also witness her questionable free will in action. Will she make outrageous decisions that will leave you in stitches? You’ll have to join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will have you laughing out loud. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

7OneBlock.de

Economy, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	184
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

The best German OneBlock network comes to light here The server not only offers you the rare OneBlock game mode but also Survival and PvP. We are currently still in a BETA PHASE so join today to improve the server with us I would be very happy if you could come and visit us You can also vote for our network to get an in-game reward :>

Kind regards: your 71Server team

7oneblock.de