Embarrassing Confessions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SmoothCraft SMP: Worst Pickup Line Wins

SmoothCraft, WORST, funny pickup lines, relationships, successful flirting

OMG, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you have to join because the admins are like, super cool and they give out free diamonds every day! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with your bare hands! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the server and gives out enchanted golden apples to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So like, what’s the worst pickup line you’ve used that actually worked? Mine was “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world!” and it totally got me a date with a creeper. Join the server now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, bros! #MinecraftSMP #HerobrineDanceOff #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤪🎮🔥💎

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New Server IP
CraftyCringeLand

humiliating experiences, embarrassing anecdotes, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing slip-ups, embarrassing regrets

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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New Server IP
CreeperCringeCraft

most embarrassing moment, regrettable actions, embarrassing blunders, cringe-worthy experiences, embarrassing memories

Are you tired of living in shame over embarrassing moments? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave all that embarrassment behind and start fresh! Join us and let your virtual blocky avatar live a life free of cringeworthy mishaps. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where embarrassing moments never happened. So come on over and leave your shame at the door!

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New Server IP
PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

funny stories, toilet humor, messy situations, bathroom mishaps, bodily fluids

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

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New Server IP
PixelPleasureCraft

bedroom secrets, funny anecdotes, worst thing said during sex, awkward conversations, embarrassing confessions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner craziness and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to come near us! We have epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants (please don’t actually pee your pants, though).

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the world that will make you feel like a real-life treasure hunter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of ridiculousness that gives you the power to make your enemies explode into confetti!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you saying “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said during sex?” in no time!

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New Server IP
CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

compliance with court orders, Server, Legal compliance, Lawyers, defiance

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

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New Server IP
CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

labour party, Keir Starmer, Politics, Approval Ratings, KeirCraft

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

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New Server IP
WarNationsMC

Civilizations, Custom Plugins, WARFARE, Earth, Diplomacy

Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

178.33.104.69:2641

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New Server IP
Limecraft Survival

Vanilla, Server, economy features, minimal impact, Minecraft

Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

survival.limecraft.yt

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New Server IP

V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

Resets, dedicated server, PvP, creeper, Tnt

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense