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Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchantments Applied:	176	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ores Mined:	1797	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

MCFun Crossplay Server Survival

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	6342	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

𝗗𝗢 /𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘄𝗻 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗝𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗢 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗦𝗣𝗔𝗪𝗡!!!!!!!!! This is a Crossplay Survival Multiplayer Server. There are some simple COMMANDS : -/sethome (Name) (Sets your home) You only can set one home!!! -/home (Name) (teleports you to your home) -/kit starter (Gives you a full leather kit with wooden tools and 5 cooked porkchops) -/warp (name) (teleports you the the locations end,nether,market and spawn example: /warp end) -/tpa (sends a request to teleport you to them) -/tpaccept (accepts a teleport request) -/tpdeny (denys the teleport request) -/tpahere (sends a request to teleport somebody to you) Do /spawn when joining for the first time. we have warps such as /warp end, /warp nether, /warp spawn, /warp ogspawn, and /warp market to buy items.

51.254.7.83:25592

Kitpvp kings

Balanced Economy, Fun, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchantments Applied:	101
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Hey Players,

We are a new Server that opened recently!Now we look for some Players. Also for staff members

If you are interested you can apply for staff 🙂

On this server you can try to get the top kills player and show your

skills.

Your PvPKings Team

pvpkings.eu

❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

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1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

2. IP: mcsuper.net

3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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m23.mcsuper.net

endzone.me

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Endzone.me is an active 1.19 Bedrock Anarchy Server. We Provide a Geyser Anarchy Server that brings the best of Anarchy to Bedrock. Endzone.me is a lag free, 1.19 Anarchy Server that can provide a 2b2t MCPE experience, while providing a great anarchy experience for those looking for a 1.19 Anarchy Server for MCPE and Java. Endzone.me Provides the Best Lag-Free 2b2t PE experience. Endzone.me Provides an Excellent 1.19 Anarchy Server, and we would like you to join our Community and Experience true 1.19 Anarchy today!

endzone.me

ayther smp

Anarchy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

a small chaos smp where war, stealing, and a bit of griefing we are a small server that would like to grow and invite a bunch of new or former content creators!

198.55.126.27

Arcadillo miner

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	4377
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Arcadillo Miner Adventures, Anarchic server for minecraft 1.19.2 completely anarchic!

Ip: scotynau.tk puerto 25565

ANARCHY!Bedrock Server 1.19.20 and Java 1.19.2

There is no VIP, there are no ranks, there are no admins, or moderators. Completely anarchic and without rules. Web server http://scotynau.tk

Java 1.19.2 and Bedrock 1.19.20, download Minecraft from our website for free! http://scotynau.tk

scotynau.tk

MineHell || 1.1.x – 1.17 Minecraft server

Cases, Jobs, Magic, Pets

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Emeralds Found:	154
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Survival and mini-game servers – MineHellAddress: mhell.ruPort: 19132Website: https://mhell.ruSupported MinecraftPE versions: 1.1 – 1.17

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Hundreds of different commands and unique featuresUnique generation, many warps, your own craftsResponsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.Various experience systems, clans, griefing allowed.Many types of cases, magic items.There is a server for SkyWars, and other mini-games are being developed.Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

mhell.ru:19132

T3K Minecraft Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

. :The Three Kings: . is a clan that has been around since 2010! We are a U.S. West Coast based clan with people that play all sorts of games. We focus on all genres in gaming, playing games like CS:GO, Battlefield, Borderlands, Minecraft, Quake Champions, World of Warcraft, AoE:II and many more! We accept all walks of life to join our clan, we are non-discriminatory and welcome you (be sure you are the same.) Please look below to see if you have what it takes to join! ⠀ Join Now! Head to T3KGaming.com!

t3kgaming.clanservers.com

GoatCraft Reincarnated

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Hello! We’re doing a new installment of GoatCraft for the new Minecraft 1.17 update! —GoatCraft Reincarnated.

What is GoatCraft? GoatCraft is a whitelisted 1.17 Minecraft server that comes back for most of Minecraft’s biggest updates. If you like vanilla, survival, with a fresh and great community then you will love this server!

What are the requirements to join the server? You must be 13 years or older to apply and must have discord. Those are the only requirements!

How do I apply to the whitelist? We have a full google forms for you to apply to right here -> https://forms.gle/Pt9ZEKH68eya4j8u7 After you’ve finished applying, we’ll contact your discord if you’ve been accepted. (This usually takes up to 24 hours to get a response back). Note, you will not be contacted if you are rejected.

135.148.30.67

Oplegendscraft

Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Factions, MCMMO, Need Staff, RPG Ranks

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

OpLegendsCraft is a new RPG based Faction Minecraft server in the makes, but the server is FINALLY OPEN! Hop on and play to get stronger and level up your skill points so you can kill others and raid there bases. We have a perfect shop for you to sell all you items in hand so you can mine all you want and make money. Don’t forget to use the special abilities you have unlocked!

54.39.49.125:25599