embarrassing brand names

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

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New Server IP
CharmCraft

attractiveness, Body language, charisma, CharmCraft, cheat code, Communication, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, fashion, FITNESS, Grooming, intelligence, Men, Personality, self improvement, self-care, self-confidence, sense of humor, Social Skills, Style

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob when it comes to attracting the ladies? Well, look no further because our server is like using a diamond sword in a wooden sword fight when it comes to leveling up your attractiveness game!

Join our server and watch as your avatar becomes an absolute stud muffin, with muscles so defined even the creepers will be checking you out. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions that make you irresistible to any player, and our enchanted armor will have the ladies swooning at your pixelated feet.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that joining our server will also increase your real-life charm and charisma. You’ll be the talk of the town, with people lining up to be in your presence. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob!

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New Server IP
KrautCraft Homeland Defenders

Armed Forces, army division, Defenders, Defense, German homeland security, german military, germany, Germany army, HOMELAND, homeland defense, homeland protection, homeland security, KrautCraft, Military, military division, national defense, national security, new, Plans, security forces, security measures, security strategy

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, germany is like, planning this whole new homeland security army division thing, but like, in minecraft! how crazy is that? you gotta join this server to be part of the most epic army ever! we’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies like there’s no tomorrow, man. and like, the leader of the division is this super cool dude who once punched a ender dragon in the face and lived to tell the tale. so, like, if you wanna be a part of something totally insane and epic, join this server now! let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

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New Server IP

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Farming, Features, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Texture, Tools, Towny, update, Vanilla, weapons

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay	Enabled (Port: 19132)
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.4 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community. Players will experience challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft with custom terrain, tough mobs, bosses, and exploration. Teleporting is limited and spawn is player-driven. Our goal is to create a long-lasting and engaging server.

Main Features:

🌲Custom Terrain, 🏰Towny, 💰Economy, ⛏Custom Items, 🐟PyroFishing & Farming, 🚩No Pay To Win

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

FAQ

What is FrontierSMP?

FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server with custom terrain, tough mobs, bosses, and a focus on Towny gameplay.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP address Play.FrontierSMP.net and enabling Bedrock Crossplay.

Are there custom items in the server?

Yes, there are custom weapons, tools, and armor in FrontierSMP for players to collect.

Eien Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, BlaiseBug, Buggies, COSPLAY, Cunnieho, drawing, eien, EIEN Archives., EIEN Project, eiex, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, emotional, FerumiKaipa, Graduation, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, marvel rivals, mecha fan, Mira Monsoon, naan lover, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, phish, PrawnStarItsiCh, Realms, retro games, Skye Senfort, Speedrunning, Zumi Dokumi

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got Ekkomori, the loud GFE who loves horror games and ASMR – she’ll keep you entertained for days! And don’t forget about Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman who’s still on holiday but will speedrun her way into your heart. FerumiKaipa is an unhinged tomboy who adores indie and retro games, plus she’s obsessed with buggies – what more could you want? Skye Senfort is a dorky mecha fan who will kick butt in action games and draw you into her world. Nemo Nevermore is a cute doomer who’s a bit of a crazy girl but she’s healing, loves naan, and is a pro at League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and Marvel Rivals. Mira Monsoon is an energetic horror game lover who’s feeling under the weather, but she’ll still bring the fun. And don’t forget about BlaiseBug (Shinryu), the ironic weeb who’s emotional, loves Nier, and cosplays like a pro. Admyra Wyvernhart is another gem you’ll find on our server, with a heart of gold and a love for Aegis-Link. Plus, we’ve got Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi in our archives – legends in their own right. So come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other – it’s gonna be a blast!

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New Server IP
CroissantCraze Minecraft Server

barista, bread counter, coffee orders, coffee shop, croissant, CroissantCraze, eat later, egg salad sandwich, escalating, go home, jacket pocket, Minecraft, next shop, running errands, separate ways, Server, snack, Surcharge, Surprise, takeaway, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and ordered a virtual croissant from the virtual bread counter. But wait, there was a $2 surcharge for eating in the virtual café! The player, being the rebel they are, decided to take their croissant to-go. Little did they know, their virtual spouse was not happy about this decision. Drama ensued, tears were shed (virtually, of course), and the player had to make a tough choice – pay the surcharge or go their separate ways.

If you want to experience the thrill of virtual café drama and virtual croissant dilemmas, join our server now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you. Remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – even virtual food disputes.

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New Server IP
BlockParty18: SiblingsLeftBehind

BlockParty18, Decision making, family, future plans, growing up, household chores, household duties, INDEPENDENCE, Laundry, mental health, moral dilemma, move out, parenting, responsibilities, self-care, sibling dynamics, Siblings, SiblingsLeftBehind, stress, support system, teenage life, WIBTA

Are you tired of doing all the work around the house while your parents sit back and relax? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities! We promise you won’t have to do any laundry, take care of siblings, or clean up after anyone (except maybe your creeper explosions).

On our server, you can live out your wildest dreams without worrying about getting a job or dealing with school stress. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t ask you to do their chores.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a hilarious adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

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New Server IP
BlockyBloopers

adult content, arousing, BlockyBloopers, EMBARRASSING, erotic experience, explicit, Forbidden, INTIMATE, Naughty, NSFW, Private, RISQUE, scandalous, Sensual, sensual encounter, Shocking.., steamy memory, taboo, titillating, unforgettable encounter, unforgettable moment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to relive your NSFW moments in a whole new way – we’ve got scandalous pixelated parties, steamy lava hot tubs, and scandalous sheep shenanigans that will make your jaw drop. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server out there – join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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New Server IP
Snowy SlavCraft: Europe’s Ice Ace

Ace, assets, Diplomacy, economic power, Economy, Europe, Europes, finance, foreign policy, frozen, frozen assets, Geopolitics, Ice, international relations, Investments, MONEY, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SlavCraft, Snowy, Trump card, wealth

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian frozen assets as our trump card! why settle for boring old servers when you can be part of a wild adventure with us? imagine battling it out with your friends while riding on a frozen russian bear, or building a castle out of frozen vodka bottles. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the heck just happened?!”

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New Server IP
Tipsy Love Quests

alcohol, alcohol effects, ambiguous consent, consent issues, explicit denial, gender differences, intoxicated women, love, Men, perceptions, Quests, relationship context, research, sexual assault awareness, sexual behavior, sexual consent, skewed perceptions, social psychology, study, tipsy, victim blaming, Women

come join our minecraft server where consent is always clear as day, no alcohol involved here! our players are experts in reading signals and knowing when it’s a yes or a no. no more awkward encounters or misunderstandings, just pure fun and building together! plus, our players are so skilled, they can even build a castle out of drunk blocks! so come on over and join the party, where consent is always respected and the only thing getting skewed is our sense of direction in the game!

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New Server IP
OrbitMC

1.21.4, 2nd season, Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Positive, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, TEAM, Whitelist

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP

Season 2nd Season

Staff Team Active and dedicated staff members

Community Positive and fun community of players

Linktree https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

How do I join the OrbitMC server?

To join the server, visit our Linktree page and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.

Can I play on the server without being whitelisted?

No, whitelisting is required to join and play on the OrbitMC server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the OrbitMC server. We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a positive and enjoyable playing experience for all players.

Are there any plugins installed on the server?

As a semi-vanilla server, we aim to keep the gameplay experience as close to vanilla Minecraft as possible. However, we do have essential plugins for server management and player protection.

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Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	2nd Season
Staff Team	Active and dedicated staff members
Community	Positive and fun community of players
Linktree	https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

Minecraft Server Overview

Description:

Main Features:

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

FAQ

What is FrontierSMP?

How can I join the server?

Are there custom items in the server?

OrbitMC Server Overview

FAQ

How do I join the OrbitMC server?

Can I play on the server without being whitelisted?

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Are there any plugins installed on the server?