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Blockhead Blunders

Blockhead, Blunders, childhood innocence, childhood naivety, comical beliefs, dumb thoughts, embarrassing beliefs, facepalm moments, foolish notions, funny misconceptions, funny realizations, hindsight humor, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight laughs, laugh at myself, laughable misconceptions, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, ridiculous thoughts, silly beliefs, silly ideas, stupid beliefs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where gravity actually exists? Well, on our Minecraft server, gravity is just a suggestion! Join us and experience the thrill of building upside down skyscrapers and riding pigs through the sky like a majestic flying carpet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their chicken dance challenge.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Dance the night away with zombie pigmen and blaze rods, but be careful not to get too close to the lava dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Votes:	8521	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7893	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	759	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Runes Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Buildings Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Votes:	6746
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	949	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Villages Defended:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!