Embarrassing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DumbClassConfessions Minecraft SMP

teachers, mistake, disbelief, Class, Clueless

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive because they had a feather falling enchantment on their boots. It was so epic, I couldn’t stop laughing!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. I heard they throw parties every night with disco balls made out of diamonds. It’s like a llama rave, man!

But wait, there’s more! I saw a player build a giant toilet out of pink wool and use it as a secret entrance to their base. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t believe my eyes.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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TeeRageMinecraft SMP

fashion disaster, offensive, fashion fail, worst thing, Outrageous

OMG, so like, have you ever seen a T shirt with a picture of a potato wearing sunglasses riding a unicorn while eating a slice of pizza? No? Well, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground society of players who all wear that exact T shirt while playing. It’s like a secret code or something, but don’t tell anyone I told you.

And get this, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. I heard one player joined and suddenly their house was made entirely of diamond blocks. It’s like a modern day Minecraft fairytale, but with more explosions and chicken jockeys.

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. One time, two players had a duel on top of a giant floating watermelon and the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. True story, bro.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous T shirts, secret societies, and epic battles, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And maybe you’ll even get your own potato-riding-unicorn T shirt.

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DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP

Disaster, offensive, faux pas, inappropriate, Minecraft

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft server, like right now! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to all players who can find it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. Trust me, it’s totally safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Like one time, I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha with a skeleton while a group of villagers sang karaoke in the background. It was wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make absolutely no sense but will be totally epic, bro!

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Eternal Glamour Craft 1.21.3

nice ass, attention-grabbing, Entertainment, Halloween, sexy costume

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our Minecraft server if you wanna witness the most epic costume mishaps ever! We got booties that will make you question reality and costumes that will make you say “damn, that’s a nice ass!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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UncoolManlyMinecraftSMP

Cool, uncool, social norms, Perception, Gender Roles

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam. You gotta join because we have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Like, what even is that? But it’s totally true, I swear.

And like, if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. It’s like having your own personal fireworks show, except with more danger. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and a hot tub filled with lava. It’s like a spa day, but way more intense.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up. Just be prepared for anything and everything because things get pretty wild around here. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas that control the economy? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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BlockyFired

reasons for getting fired, Humiliation, MISTAKES, job history, career

Have you ever been fired for accidentally setting your boss’s office on fire while trying to cook a grilled cheese sandwich with a blowtorch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can set things on fire to your heart’s content without any consequences! Join us for a fiery good time and leave your embarrassing job mishaps behind.

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NoAcquaintanceBdayBash Minecraft Server

mutual friend, Cinema, Minecraft, Friends, Boundaries

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape from the clutches of Jimbo! No more constant rambling about DreamWorks or shouting interruptions. On our server, you can build your dream world without someone cutting in line or pausing the game to nitpick every little detail.

We promise no demanding players who make everything about them or constantly need jokes explained to them. Say goodbye to grammar and spelling errors in chat messages and hello to a community that actually lets you enjoy the game in peace.

So come join us and leave Jimbo behind. Build, explore, and have fun without the never-ending chatter following you around. This server is your safe haven from the chaos of real life – and Jimbo.

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Eternal Gamers Haven 1.21

gaming self-improvement, gaming frustration, gaming motivation, lack of improvement, ETERNAL

Yo, bro, if you suck at games but still play all day, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because here, sucking at games is celebrated! We love our noob players who can’t even find their way out of a paper bag in-game. It’s like a support group for the hopelessly bad gamers out there. So come on, embrace your suckiness and join us for a good time!

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BlockyDelusions

Memories, BELIEF, childhood memories, misconceptions, growing up

Are you still convinced that eating carrots will give you night vision like a Minecraft potion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret carrot farm that actually DOES give you night vision! Join us and witness the magic of glowing like a superhero in the dark caves of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever thought that if you dig straight down in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a special “Dig Down for Diamonds” event where players compete to see who can find the most bling at the bottom of their mining shaft. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with pixelated riches!

And if you’ve ever believed that wearing a pumpkin on your head will protect you from Endermen, then you’ll fit right in on our server. We have a whole village dedicated to pumpkin-headed players who roam around scaring off any mobs that dare to come near. It’s like a Halloween party every day!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where your childhood dreams and fantasies come to life in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that riding a pig into battle is actually the most effective strategy ever!

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BF’s Minecraft Server: AITA Embarrassment

Responsible, EMBARRASSMENT, drinks, round, volunteer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not wanting to buy a round of drinks for 8 (or more) players all at once! We get it, budgeting is important, especially when you’re saving up for that diamond armor.

Join our server and never feel pressured to spend more than you can afford on virtual drinks. We support responsible spending and won’t judge you for not splurging on a round for the whole block party. Plus, imagine the shame of going to a virtual 40th birthday bash and not buying everyone a round of potions – the horror!

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the creeper in the room for not volunteering to buy a round. We’ve got your back, even if your partner’s family doesn’t understand your pixelated priorities. So come join us and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is celebrated, one block at a time.

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