lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!
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GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!
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AppleBlockCraft
So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.
So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyAero Minecraft Server
haha, u wanna know why u should join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like Russia buyin Western aircraft parts via intermediaries DESPITE SANCTIONS. it’s like sneaky sneaky, but in minecraft form. u gotta be sly like a fox to survive in dis server, just like Russia bein all sneaky with dem aircraft parts. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who needs sanctions when u got us, are we right? haha, come on in and see what all the fuss is about.
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Maduro’s Airplane Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like the US seizing Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro’s airplane in the Dominican Republic? well, guess what, this server is even crazier than that!join us for the most wild adventures in the minecraft world, where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players in epic battles. we have insane plugins that will blow ur mind and make u never want to leave.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta be super sneaky to find it, but once u do, u will be the richest player on the server.
so come join us and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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PixelPatriots Minecraft Server
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it got the attention of the government? well, dis server is so lit that RTX got fined $200M for exporting defense tech to China, Russia, and Iran just to get a sneak peek at our sick builds and pvp skills. like, they couldn’t handle the awesomeness and had to try to steal our secrets. join now before the feds come knocking on our virtual doors, cuz dis server is da bomb (not literally tho, we don’t support terrorism, just epic minecraft fun). come build, fight, and laugh with us on the server that’s so cool, even the big guys wanna get in on the action.
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IrishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, even Israeli companies are banned from winning contracts here, like what even? Tánaiste is like, nah fam, we only want the craziest players on our server, no boring companies allowed. join us for some epic battles and build the most insane structures you can imagine. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re an Israeli company, then you might be a little salty. come join the madness!
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UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains
join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!
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BlockWarsSA
lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground bunker where we store all da artillery shells dat South Africa is tryna block from goin to Poland. we gotta keep em safe from bein transferred to Ukraine cuz who knows what they gonna do with em. join now and help us protect da world from a potential war breakout. plus we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? #ProtectTheShells #MinecraftMadness
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BlockyBattles: No Russian Tankers Allowed
come join our epic minecraft server, where we ban shadow fleet tankers from russia because they keep tryna steal our diamonds! we don’t mess around with those sneaky russians, so come join the fun and help us protect our precious loot! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best weapons and armor, so you better join before the russians find out and try to raid us! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the crazy adventures and battles that happen on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those shadow fleet tankers who’s boss!
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KurskCraft: No Storm Shadows!
lol imagine if Ukraine had access to Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft! Join our server and unleash chaos like never before. Build your own Kursk offensive and dominate the competition with these insane missiles. The UK may not allow it in real life, but in our server, anything goes! Come join the madness and show off your strategic skills in ways you never thought possible. Who needs permission when you have Minecraft? Let’s goooooo!