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GazaBlockParty
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky!Imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where all the animals can talk and they’re all throwing a massive party. The creepers are breakdancing, the zombies are doing the cha-cha, and the chickens are rapping like Eminem.
But that’s not all! This server has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you’re facing off against a giant spider riding a llama while a pack of wolves cheer them on. It’s like a scene straight out of a Marvel movie!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out and unicorns prance around you. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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StarlinkCraft: Mine for Minerals!
lol u kno wat wud be bettr than starlink? join our epic minecraft server! we got all da minerals u cud evr need, no need to worry bout ukraine or any of dat stuff. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with diamondz and gold, u can be a minecraft millionaire in no time! join now and leave da real world problems behind, we got u covered with all da fun and craziness u need! -
Rubles & Rockets Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we fly cash to syria like russia!!! why? because the west is too scared to lift sanctions, so we gotta do it ourselves in the virtual world! build your own cash planes and deliver that sweet moolah to those in need. but watch out for the sanctions police, they’ll try to stop you at every turn. it’s a high-flying adventure like no other, so come join us and show the world that minecraft can solve real-world problems, one block at a time! -
CraftyBanRussiaEU
so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch! -
PixelPurge: No Rus Xbox
so like, forget about playstation and xbox, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time on those lame consoles when you can build and explore in our virtual world? plus, the EU is banning resale of consoles to russians, but not us! we welcome everyone, even if you’re a russian bear looking for some pixelated fun.our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we have crazy mini-games like pig racing and creeper dodgeball. and don’t even get me started on our custom mods – we have flying llamas and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.
join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever. who needs playstation and xbox when you can have unlimited fun with us? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s dig and build our way to victory together!
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TankerTroubleMC
join our epic minecraft server where putin’s shadow fleet’s sanctions-hit tankers are “stranded” off the china coast but fear not because we have turned them into epic pirate ships for you to explore and conquer! sail the high seas and battle other players for treasure and glory! but beware, putin himself may make a surprise appearance to challenge you to a duel! join now for the ultimate adventure on the seven seas! -
BlockyCommies Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama even china and russia are fighting over it!! we got tankers full of russian oil being refused left and right because of our insane US sanctions. you gotta see it to believe it, folks. join now and be part of the chaos, build your own oil tanker and watch it get rejected by china in real time. who needs netflix when you got this server, amirite?? come on, what are you waiting for?? dive into the madness today!!