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The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia

Britannia, Kingdom, long tail tags, smp, VGH

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Animals Bred:	139
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magic Items Found:	1559

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you enjoy dodging creepers while riding pigs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic llama races through the Nether.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, like Bob the Zombie who moonlights as a stand-up comedian and Sally the Skeleton who hosts the most lit dance parties in all of Minecraft. You never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on their enemies.

So come join us at vgh Britannia… if you dare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BralessCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, aita, Archaic, attire, braless, BralessCraft, casual attire, delivery guys, home deliveries, home delivery guy, husband’s concern, loose fitted tshirt, Minecraft, movies, OFFENDED, provoking, psychos, Safety, Server, skin, slacks, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Potions Brewed:	71
Magic Items Found:	8291	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be as braless as you want without any judgment! Join us for a wild time filled with home deliveries and scandalous interactions with delivery guys. Who knows, maybe one of them will try to “push his way in” to our server next time! But don’t worry, we have plenty of psychos and movie villains to keep things interesting. So come on in, let’s see what crazy adventures await in this braless wonderland!

BlockyLoveTriangle

Beach, BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, brother, college, Confrontation, Drama, family vacation, misunderstanding, naked, outing, overreacting, Proposal, shower, Summer, Switch, Trust, uno, vacation ruined

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this 23-year-old woman caught her brother and boyfriend naked in the outdoor shower on a family vacation!

Imagine the chaos of trying to explain that situation to your parents, just like trying to explain why you need to join our server for the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you like her family did – we’ll embrace your wild side and welcome you with open arms (clothes optional, but not required)!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy stories and unexpected surprises await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those hidden shadows in the outdoor shower – you never know what you might find!

CraftyRussianGuard

Armed Forces, Commander, Conflict, CraftyRussianGuard, Crisis, Defense, Deplete, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military forces, military power, military strategy, National Guard, offensive capabilities, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more offensive capabilities than russia! our national guard commander is a pro at pvp and will lead us to victory against any enemy mobs or players that dare to challenge us. we have crazy events like “battle of the blocks” where you have to fight with only your fists and “build-off bonanza” where you have to build the most outrageous structure in a limited time. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Commercial2Famous

Acting, Actors, advertising, brand promotion, Careers, Celebrity, celebrity endorsements, Commercial2Famous, commercials, commercials industry, endorsements, entertainment industry, Fame, famous actors, Hollywood, Marketing, Media, movies, success, talent, television

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, imagine you’re an actor, right? you start off doing these lame commercials for like, i don’t know, cat food or something. but then you get all famous and start doing big movies and tv shows. but get this, once you’re like super mega famous, you go BACK to doing commercials! crazy, right?

well, that’s kinda like our minecraft server. we start off all chill and fun, just like those early commercials. but as you play and level up, things get more intense and exciting, just like when you hit the big time in hollywood. and once you reach the tippy top of our server, you’ll be doing crazy cool stuff that’ll make you feel like a superstar!

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll end up being the brad pitt of block building or the meryl streep of mining. anything is possible in our wacky world!

PixelPurity: NoSexEdNoProbLem!

ABSTINENCE, Abstinence-only sex education, comprehensive sex education, Conversation, education approaches, Effectiveness, gender differences, higher pornography use, Impacts, NoSexEdNoProbLem, PixelPurity, pornography use, relationships, research findings, sex education, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual health, sexuality education, societal norms, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7212
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ores Mined:	5876	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we build giant statues of naked creepers and have wild parties with villagers! Abstinence-only sex ed? Nah, we only teach about the birds and the bees in the most scandalous way possible. Rumor has it, joining our server will make you a pro at finding diamonds AND increase your knowledge of naughty videos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels!

Severation SMP

Minecraft SMP Whitelisted Semi-Vanilla PaperMC 18+ Survival Vanilla Multiplayer Community Plugins Economy PVP Building Redstone Biomes Exploration Adventure Resource pack Customization, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4310

Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on PaperMC. We have few and simple rules, focused on creating a healthy and friendly SMP experience, such as no griefing or stealing.

mc.severation.net:25566

Terrarealm Survival Server

admin store, Beta, Economy, Europe, Factions, Minecraft, play.terrarealm.net., Player Market, Premium Only, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival, Terrarealm Survival Server, Towny, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8502
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

We are back! And this time its going to be SMP style close to pure survival experience

INFO Version: 1.21 **BETA** Premium Only Server Located in Europe IP: PLAY.TERRAREALM.NET

NO ADMIN STORE Instead of admin store, there will be a player market where players can create

play.terrarealm.net:10101

EXPLORE 🌍 | CONQUER 🏰 | CAST ✨ | CRAFT 🔧 | ENGAGE 👹 | FORGE 🔨

Adventure, armor, Biomes, boss fights, cast, Conquer, Craft, Crafting, Custom Items, custom ores, Dungeons, Engage, Explore, Forge, friendly community, Magic, mmo rpg, Playtime ranks, Realms, storylines, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Items Found:	2511
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8728
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Embark on an Unparalleled MMO RPG Adventure! 🌍🔮

✨ Magic Awaits: Cast spells and harness the power of custom items to defeat your foes. 👹

📖 Epic Boss Fights & Storylines: Engage with custom bosses and immerse yourself in captivating narratives.

🛠️ Superior Crafting: Forge top-tier armor 🔧 with unique Custom Ores like Amber, Ruby, and Jade. Become the legend you were meant to be.

🤝 Friendly Community: Join our no-grief, positive gaming environment. Make friends and rivals, not enemies!

🎁 Rewards & Realms: Earn Playtime Ranks 🕒 and explore unique realms, including the custom End and Nether.

misteria.serveminecraft.net

Welcome to “The Minelanders: where building a house is more stressful than in real life”!

alt accounts, Autofarms, balance, building, Cheating, Clans, commercial empire, Community, Donations, elytras, Events, good faith, Griefing, House, Life, map size, Minelanders, Nether, personal information, Player Shops, Plot Protection, PvP, real, Respect, stressful, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Server Name	The ‘Minelanders
Server Address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview:

The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. Whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or just playing Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. Survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

Community Nights:

Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more! This Saturday will be one chunk world, where the whole server will be locked in a single chunk for the night. Things are sure to go well!

Vanilla Reimagined:

General Information: We have rebalanced certain aspects of vanilla Minecraft through plugins and player feedback to allow for more varied gameplay experiences. Elytras, autofarms, and more have been adjusted to create a more balanced and enjoyable gameplay environment.

Features:

Plot protection available in four sizes for in-game currency
Player shop chests for selling items to other players
Clans for teaming up with other players
Limited map size to keep players relatively close, with a 6k block diameter
Donations for server maintenance with no in-game advantages

Rules:

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for items, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing allowed, Lavacasting not allowed
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about other players
Circumventing intended server behavior prohibited

Pictures from the last edition of the server: Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West