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MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	9568	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	200
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Items Found:	2792
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	149
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2044	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Villages Defended:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dimension Hops:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!

brand awareness, brand development, brand identity, brand management, brand strategy, branding, branding solutions, Business, Company, Crafting, CraftyBlockz, creativity, Customization, digital presence, Entrepreneurship, experiences, Gamers, innovation, Marketing, online identity, Personalization, products, Services, Unique, username

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Potions Brewed:	121
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers tell the best jokes in town.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Join now and embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with the most bizarre creatures you’ll ever meet. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

F16RaidNLandMC

aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, european union, F-16s, F16RaidNLandMC, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, Military operations, military support, nato, Netherlands, Russian territory, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.