Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Potions Brewed:	132
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

abc, atlanta dream, Basketball, basketball matchup, Caitlin’s first playoff series, Caitlins, connecticut sun, espn, Game thread, indiana fever, las vegas aces, Minecraft, minnesota lynx, new york liberty, Pacific time, phoenix mercury, playoff, playoff series, seattle storm, series, smp, sports broadcast, wnba, WNBA playoffs, womens sports

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

BabyBlockParty

Abuse, anxiety, Argument, baby, BabyBlockParty, christmas, Dogs, family, Friendly, Granddaughter, guilt trip, injury, labradors, MIL, out of control, Pregnancy, refusing, Training, Vicious, Visit

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

20s, 20sMistakeMinecraftSMP, biggest mistake, building resilience, career choices, financial decisions, finding purpose, learning from failures, life lessons, mental health, Navigating Challenges, peer pressure, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self-care, Setting goals, societal expectations, Taking Risks, Time management, young adulthood

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

ShadowShenanigans

creativity, EMBARRASSMENT, FANTASY, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, imagination, independent, Mind, Mischief, Mischievous, movement, playful, prank, quirky, Shadow, ShadowShenanigans, surreal, Unique

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

UkrainianShellCrafters

arms industry, artillery development, artillery equipment, artillery production, artillery shells, artillery systems, Defense, defense manufacturing, howitzers, Manufacturing, Military, military capabilities, military technology, production, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian defense industry, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian weapons, UkrainianShellCrafters, weapons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Votes:	3117
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Emeralds Found:	4485	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	855	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5259
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

213.239.198.168:33956

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

admins, Adventure, Air, Builds, Community, Contests, Discord, discord invite, Earth, Edition, ender dragon, Events, Fire, hangover, In-game Events, Ip:, minecraft server, PvE, PvP, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Single player sleep, Subscribers, Vanilla, Water

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6370	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	105820
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Votes:	8786
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

100, cryptocurrency, cuck, finance, fuck, gay posts, Investment, leverage, Link, liquidated, Loss, market, Minecraft, profit, retarded, risk management, shorted link, smp, Sorry., straight line, strategy, Trading, wage slaves

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7697	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

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