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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 896 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!