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BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	91	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Dragon Eggs Found:	6683	Void Gems Collected:	36

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

play.fatepvp.com

Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Votes:	2972
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runes Activated:	8

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	288
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	4959	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

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