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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5495 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 92603 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 144 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.
