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GFHumiliationCraft

accident, aita, anger, Apology, childish, clarification, Communication, confusion, dorm, EMBARRASSMENT, GFHumiliationCraft, Girlfriend, guy friend, Jealousy, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, Nickname, relationship, resolution

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misunderstandings can lead to hilarious situations just like in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in to find that your best friend has been mistaken for a girl by your jealous girlfriend, leading to a comical confrontation that leaves everyone laughing. Who knew a simple nickname could cause so much chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness for yourself. Join our server now and get ready for some unforgettable moments that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. See you in the game!

MineHappyLand

experiencing joy, feeling happy, finding happiness, happiest moments, Happiness, happiness in everyday life, happiness in life, happiness is a choice, happiness is a state of mind, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happiness within, happy feelings, happy thoughts, inner happiness, joy, MineHappyLand, moments of joy, positive emotions, sharing happiness, spreading happiness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	80843	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?).

Our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. And if that’s not enough to make you happy, just wait until you see our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

So come on, join us and share your happiness with a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPrison Minecraft Server

amendments, blinken, Conflict, Demands, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, PixelPrison, political issues, regional tensions, Server, Terrorism, unworkable changes

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	9929
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3347
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, this server is so lit that even hamas wants in on the action! they were like, “yo, we need to make some amendments to this hostage deal so we can play on this server too!” and blinken was all like, “nah bro, some changes are unworkable, but u can still join if u want.” so now hamas is building epic structures and battling creepers with us, it’s wild man. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition

$50 billion, assets, crisis response, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic resolution, economic stability, economic support, Edition, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, frozen, frozen Russian assets, G7 leaders, geopolitical crisis, global politics, international aid, International cooperation, international relations, political intervention, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!

SkyHighSockSensation

anatomy, Body, body awareness, body proportions, body size, feet, height, height difference, height variation, leg length, length, LIMBS, Perception, Physical, physicality, proprioception, Sensation, sensory experience, SkyHighSockSensation, Tall, tall people

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	174	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

join this epic minecraft server where the taller you are, the longer it takes to feel your feet! yea, you heard right, folks! our server is so wacky that your height actually affects your ability to feel your own toes! imagine towering over your friends and laughing as they struggle to wiggle their little piggies. it’s a whole new level of competition, folks.

but that’s not all! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

so come on down and join the madness! who needs to feel their feet anyway when you can have this much fun? trust us, you won’t regret it.

PuppyPlaydateMC

adoption, Animal Behavior, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal companions, animal housing, animal psychology, animal research, animal socialization, animal studies, animal welfare, canine companions, Companionship, Dogs, pet adoption, PuppyPlaydateMC, shelter animals, shelter dogs, socialization, stress reduction, well-matched

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Votes:	3064	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so like, this server is like having a well-matched companion for your Minecraft journey, bro. you won’t be stressed out cuz you’ll have all these cool peeps to play with. plus, you’ll adopt new skills faster than a dog chasing its tail. join this server and unleash your inner Minecraft beast, yo!

Constructia Freebuild: Where griefers cry and builders thrive! 1.20 update included!

backups, BUILD, Builders, Community, Constructia, Creative, cry, Discord, exploit, Focus, Freebuild, freedom, Griefers, Included, Ip:, Join, MARK, Minecraft, Protection, Rollback, Server, Superflat, Terrain, Thrive, update, Version

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Constructia Freebuild is a small, laid-back, freebuild creative server where anyone is free to join to build with others and make their mark. We have two worlds; one with normal vanilla terrain and one that’s superflat.
Protections	CoreProtect plugin for real-time rollbacks, anti-exploit plugins, world backups for exceptional circumstances.
Contact	Discord: https://discord.gg/8W3wkJSjat
IP	constructia.ddns.net (1.20.x)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to constructia.ddns.net with your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules on our Discord or in-game.
Can I invite friends to play on the server?	Of course! The more, the merrier.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server

Beach, Coast, Coastal, CraftyAnons, Escape, holiday, Minecraft, Ocean, Paradise, Peaceful, Relaxation, sand, Seaside, Serene, Server, shore, Summer, Sun, travel, Tropical, vacation, Water, Waves

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our server, where the sand is always perfectly pixelated and the waves are always just right for surfing… in Minecraft! Join us on our beach-themed server where you can build sandcastles that defy gravity, ride dolphins as your trusty steed, and battle evil sea monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our beach is not your average beach – it’s filled with hidden treasure chests that hold rare items like enchanted seashells and golden coconuts. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether.

So why join our beachy Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a giant crab into battle against a kraken, build a sandcastle that shoots fireworks, and ride a rainbow unicorn across the sunset-lit horizon? Only on our server, of course! So grab your sunscreen, pack your virtual beach towel, and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. See you on the beach!

CraftyChances Minecraft Server

BETTING, Casino, chance, CraftyChances, Entertainment, gambling, Gaming, increasing chances of winning, jackpot, long tail tags: how to win at slots, LUCK, maximizing slot payouts, Minecraft, MONEY, Odds, Payout, Potential, Realistic, Risk, Server, Slot Machine Tips, Slots, strategy, substantial, WIN, winning big at slots, Winnings

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4314
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to end up with a measly amount of emeralds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win REAL money by playing slots! That’s right, forget about trading with villagers or hunting for treasure, just spin those virtual reels and watch the cash roll in!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you win money, but you can also win exclusive in-game items like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. Who needs boring old iron armor when you can have a pet creeper, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants one lucky player three wishes. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start spinning those slots for a chance to win big and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KidStopper Minecraft Server

KidStopper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4694	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the sucky lollipops and cheek-pinching aunts in your life! Join us and build your own virtual world where no one will treat you like a baby brother, unless you want them to (we don’t judge).

On our server, you can be a grown adult without anyone questioning your maturity. No more worries about being called a “growing boy” or having to eat gross lollipops just to please someone else. Let your creativity run wild and show off your building skills without anyone telling you how much you look like your older brother.

So come on over and join us for a fun and hilarious adventure in Minecraft, where you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the babying behind. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama and guilt trips. Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together!