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AxeCraft Minecraft Server

axe attack, axe crime, axecraft, breaking news, crime, current events, espn, Euro 2024, european football, germany, hamburg, Hamburg police, Incident, law enforcement, Man shot, Minecraft, news headline, police shooting, Server, Shooting, sports event, sports news, violence

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	75675
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got more action than a dude with an axe in Hamburg! Join us and you’ll be dodging bullets like it’s Euro 2024, except you won’t get shot by the police…hopefully.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a helicopter blade. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or a wild axe-wielding maniac, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those Hamburg police…they don’t mess around.

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Blame, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinWarz, Demand, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political leaders, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukrainian territorial integrity, united nations, War, world leaders

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2728

come join our epic minecraft server where world leaders unite to demand ukrainian territorial integrity and blame russia for war!!! build your own epic base and protect it from evil invaders who want to steal your diamonds and destroy your crops!!! form alliances with other players and create a super team to take down the bad guys!!! join now for a chance to be a hero and save the world from destruction!!! #worldpeace #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

BlockLife: 76 & Counting

38, 50, 76, aging, average lifespan, BlockLife, Counting, data analysis, demographics, health, human development, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, longevity studies, middle age, mortality, Population, research, statistics, trends, Years

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Items Found:	7693
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meadow Craft Atmospheric Vanilla .. Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Atmospheric, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Meadow Craft, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

The owner of the server “Meadow Craft Atmospheric Vanilla..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

d1.skycloud.su:25048

HerCraft Minecraft Server

HerCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Towns Built:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like charm.

2. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants one lucky player three wishes. Use them wisely, or you might end up with a hot tub full of creepers.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where everything is made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon armor, bacon swords, bacon blocks – you name it, we’ve got it.

5. And finally, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon in under 10 minutes, you will be crowned the King or Queen of the server and granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelPenguin Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, anime fan theory, anime gender, anime speculation, anime theory, character analysis, evangelion, fan theory, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Minecraft, Pen Pen, Pen Pen gender, Pen Pen girl, Pen Pen theory, PixelPenguin, Server, speculation, theory, WAIT

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about Pen Pen! Rumor has it that Pen Pen is actually a secret agent disguised as a penguin in the game. Help Pen Pen complete missions and uncover hidden treasures while fighting off evil mobs. But be warned, Pen Pen may just steal your diamonds when you’re not looking! So join now and see if you can outsmart this sneaky penguin!

BroDog’s Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroDogs, brother, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, dog, emotions, family, feelings, Minecraft, name.., pet, pet behavior, pet names, pet naming, pet ownership, pet training, relationship, Server, sibling, WIBTA

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your thunder? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual pets after anyone you want, without any judgment! No more feeling some type of way when your brother names his dog after you in real life. Plus, if you’re feeling extra petty, you can even name your virtual dog after your brother and show him who’s boss in the virtual world. Let your creativity run wild and leave the real-life drama behind on our server!

CarCrashConvo

aita, anxiety disorder, Avoiding, car accident, CarCrashConvo, close friends, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional distress, financial responsibility, financial situation, friendship, hurt feelings, insurance, payment, police involvement, resolution, roommate, SETTLEMENT, Upset

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Enchantments Applied:	252
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8013
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes everything too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of chickens. Trust me, it was clucking hilarious!

Forget about boring old insurance claims and police reports, on our server, we settle things with a good old-fashioned dance-off. That’s right, break out your best moves and show your roommate who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own soap and toilet paper because things can get messy on the dance floor.

And don’t worry about making mistakes, we’ve all been there. Like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pool of lava. Oops! But hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs insurance when you have a bunch of pixelated friends to laugh with? Let’s make some unforgettable memories together, one block at a time!

YankCraft vs BritCraft

America, bargains, BritCraft, budgeting, comparison, consumerism, cost of living, currency exchange, Deals, disparity, Economy, Expenses, Exports, Goods, Imports, Prices, savings, Services, shopping, travel, uk, YankCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out why crafting a diamond sword is significantly cheaper in America than in the UK! Our server is filled with magical discounts and crazy deals that will have you laughing all the way to the crafting table.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, he will grant you three wishes – one of which can be for unlimited diamonds!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where the prices are low, the chickens are mighty, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this crazy world?

CraftyCreeperExchange

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperExchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Minsk agreements, negotiations, ombudsman, peace talks, political tensions, POW exchange, prisoner treatment, prisoners of war, russia, security concerns, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ores Mined:	3118	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well then u gotta join this server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little secret – this server is run by a group of russian spies who are actually secretly aliens from outer space! they have the most insane builds and the wildest events u will ever see in a minecraft server! plus, they have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find! so what are u waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!